'Twas the night before Christmas ...

randylonghorn

The thought struck me that we needed our own version of this:


‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Lair
Not a creature was stirring, not even Nerbear.
The stockings were hung by the fire’s cosy light,
And Dobby forbidden to touch them that night!

In hammocks, in blankets, in corners, on ledges,
From centre of Lair to the very far edges,
There slumbered the loonies in rows and in groups,
In singles and pairs, in squads and in troops.

And right by the fire, heads nodding in sleep,
Sat Kharn and Orestes, in slumber so deep.
‘Doom guarded the door, and Nerin the rafters,
Bats hung from the roof, mice nibbled the afters.

And deep in the Lair, where no-one could find him,
Randy giggled away, where no-one would mind him.
And Noxcat snoozed quietly back on his cushion,
No hi-jinks tonight, no shoving, no pushing.

Then out at the cavemouth there arose such a clatter
That ‘Doom sprang from his chair to see what was the matter!
When what to his wondering eye should appear,
But a glowing red sleigh, and eight merry reindeer.

With a red-suited driver, so drunken, so pished,
He could barely just see to read from his list!
Yet his balance he kept, and his reindeer the same,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:

“Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the cave! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

And they dashed, and they staggered, then recovered and flew,
Straight in by SDooM, and somehow he knew
That this night he need not pull out his shotgun …
Not zombies tonight, but presents and fun!

And thrice round the Lair they circled and danced,
They shook all the delph as they rattled and pranced.
And on shelves and on tables as they circled the floor
Appeared presents and bottles, and chocolates and more.

And the jolly fat man, who guided the sleigh,
Was tippling and swaying, and laughing away,
But ‘Doom heard him shout, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"



Anyone else try their hand at nocturnalising some seasonal jingles?

Politely, of course! (Well ... reasonably! >_>)

Teutorix

nice one randy

seanybiker

that was excellent work boy. Fair play to ya.

cHaTbOx

Dashing through the snow
In The Riggers open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on noxcat tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slaying song tonight

Oh, Randy's bells, Randy's bells
Randy's got taken away
Oh, what fun it is to hide
When Dooms about to slay
Randy's bells, Randy's bells
Randy's got taken away
Oh, what fun it is to ride
on the Riggers open sleigh

A day or two ago
Randy thought He'd take a rise
And soon Miss Orestes
Was seated by his side
The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
Into drafted beers we drank
And then we upshot Randy's bells to his ears so he couldn't even.........

Oh, Randy's bells, Randy's bells
Randy's got taken away
Oh, what fun it is to hide
When Dooms about to slay
Randy's bells, Randy's bells
Randy's got taken away
Oh, what fun it is to ride
on The Riggers open sleigh

randylonghorn

random chatbox wrote: »

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Lol, nice one, Dobster!

cHaTbOx

ImpotentNoHorn wrote: »

Lol, nice one, Dobster!

Lol was going to do jingle bell rock, but in that song you lost your.......:pac:

randylonghorn

Yeah, well, given my new nick ... :rolleyes:

entropi

Really good work guys, creativity at its finest;):D

Aisling(",)

Deck the lair with boughs of holly

Deck the lair with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Sdoom is getting nice and jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

the whisky is being passed around the lair,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
festive season makes the mods want to share
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

alicats busy wrapping suprises
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Randys drunk so orestes hides
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

The lair is fuilled with festive cheer
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
as their celebrate the christmas of their forums first year
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

the lollys are curled up fast asleep
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
so all the lively ones must softly creep
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


Nocturnals are having a great christmas time
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
so much so its caused me to ryhme
Fa la la la la, la la la la.



my attempt:)

Local Goddess

Haha, they are all really good!!:D

SmileyPaul

they be epic!