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What would your superhero name be.

stick-dan · 2008-12-22 01:18:31

Was just reading another thread in this forum with regards to superheroes and it got me thinking, if i could be a superhero what hero would i be and what would be my name.. What superhero would you be and what powers/skills would you have? I'll start it off with a rather bland example. I'd be BATDAN nananananana BATDAN :P:P

22-12-2008 1:18am

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Was just reading another thread in this forum with regards to superheroes and it got me thinking, if i could be a superhero what hero would i be and what would be my name..

What superhero would you be and what powers/skills would you have?

I'll start it off with a rather bland example.

I'd be BATDAN nananananana BATDAN :P:P

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Batman.

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This is clearly a secret-identity theft attempt!

(Yes, Frada, that's the chosen name.)

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I'd be the FaecesClown. I'd entertain the baddies to near death before unloading a steaming hot turd into their mouth.

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deleriumtremens wrote: »

I'd be the FaecesClown. I'd entertain the baddies to near death before unloading a steaming hot turd into their mouth.

look everyone, its honourable citizen FaecesClown!

god that is disturbing holy shizz!!!!lol

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stick-dan wrote: »

Was just reading another thread in this forum with regards to superheroes and it got me thinking, if i could be a superhero what hero would i be and what would be my name..

What superhero would you be and what powers/skills would you have?

I'll start it off with a rather bland example.

I'd be BATDAN nananananana BATDAN :P:P

My name would be Francis. I would be one hell of an accountant.

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Well endowed man
Super penis
Hung like a horse man
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