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Nerd Joke

  • 20-12-2008 9:54pm
    #1
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    A prisoner who was about to be executed by firing squad was asked by the captain if he had a last request.
    Prisoner: "Can I have a nicotine patch?"
    Captain: "An unsual request! Won't you rather have a last smoke?"
    Prisoner: "No, I gave up smoking last month."
    Captain: "Well, I'll have to ask the Colonel." [Exits]
    [Captain returns]
    Captain: "Sorry, the Colonel says regulations prevent us from giving you a nicotine patch."
    Prisoner: "What regulations?"
    Captain: "They were drawn up by the General who is a Computer Science graduate trained in the best of software engineering practice; his professors taught him the dictum Never Patch The Executable."


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