I have a problem, not a PI!

Darragh29

I have a problem.

I can't say or type one sentence without using the words "f*ck, "c*nt or b*llox". My GF has now picked up my habit and went home the other day and in front of her father, called some c*nt a c*nt and he was disgusted...

Does anyone else have this problem??? I've tried cutting back but found myself getting frustrated very quickly, it's like a calming thing with me now, gently letting off steam by regularly cursing...

FlutterinBantam

I had that problem with affairs of the lavatory, but I am overcoming it temporarily.

peter-pantslez

i have a habit of saying 'jesus titty f*ucking christ' all the time!!!!!

Tchaikovsky

Learn another language?

Berty

She needs to suck you off more.

TestTransmission

Berty wrote: »

She needs to suck you off more.

+1

Its kind of obvious isnt it :D

phasers

I end a lot of my sentences with "God damn son of a bitch"

I think it makes me cool though

iPlop

I fcukin cant stop cnuting fcukin cursing about ballax all over the gaff.And the fcukin' poxy cnuting missus is the fcukin' same bastarding cnut

jester77

Punch yourself or have someone punch you in the jewels every time you swear... you won't be long getting rid of the habit!

Berty

The worst thing I ever heard was the verbal diarrhoea from a smelly woman on a public bus once.

There was a girl on her mobile minding her own business a "dirty stinking tampon whore".

Go out tonight and try to get that phrase into every conversation.

"Can I have two pints of bud, and a bottle of corrs you dirty stinking tampon whore"

MIN2511

I really try but it's hard...

There's always fcuk/c*nt


Not ladylike at all

Berty

MIN2511 wrote: »

I really try but it's hard...

There's always fcuk/c*nt


Not ladylike at all

My GF says it but Im not allowed say it in her company. When I leave the house for work I get all my Cvunts out my system by screaming Cvnt through the village.

AAAGHHHH Too many puns to consider.

Kold

"C*nt...emptable person." Try it out for size.

Mimikyu

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gramlab

Never said c*nt before I started my current job.

Saying it constantly now, especially "you 'orrible c*nt", and for some reason with a british accent??

oeb

Darragh29 wrote: »

I have a problem.

I can't say or type one sentence without using the words "f*ck, "c*nt or b*llox". My GF has now picked up my habit and went home the other day and in front of her father, called some c*nt a c*nt and he was disgusted...

Does anyone else have this problem??? I've tried cutting back but found myself getting frustrated very quickly, it's like a calming thing with me now, gently letting off steam by regularly cursing...

Lies! Only 2 of the 5 sentences above have swear words in them.

Mr Magnolia

Maybe you have tourette's syndrome.

You could try and join one of the tourette's support groups, but they'd probably tell you to fcuk off... :pac:

smelltheglove

Mr smellthe glove has the habit of cursing a lot and I was always against it, always picking up other people cursing and asking them not to, in a polite way, I've been that way since I was about 19, now I am finding myself curse a lot. Guess I fell into the if you cant beat them join them group.

Trying not to though but it is hard to break a habit. I cursed a lot as a teenager but as an adult was known not to, dont know exactly when I stopped but I guess around 19 or so.

I used funny terms instead though, I remember referring to things other people would call f******** class as cooli booli and that, silly things....

likely_lass

i have this problem too except i dont say cnut

my news years resolution is to cut down

I dont really mind a guy swearing as long as it's not every second word, do guys find it a put off?

lisa x

Mr Magnolia wrote: »

Maybe you have tourette's syndrome.

You could try and join one of the tourette's support groups, but they'd probably tell you to fcuk off... :pac:

Tourette syndrome doesn't mean you curse alot ?? :pac: It's just a tic disorder in kids that sometimes lasts in adulthood..just sayin :cool:

JONJO THE MISER

old thread is old:pac:

Saila

fuck me thats one resurrection

KeithM89_old

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

old thread is old:pac:

Yuuuuuuuuup.

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