Ultimate fantasy dinner party guestlist

banshee_bones

Ok Im sure this has been done before but if you were having a dinner party and you could have anyone at it, (dead or alive!) famous or not so famous who would it be?

Il start....

Billy Connolly

Heath Ledger

Senna

A few hookers who are paid up for the night

Wibbs

Leonardo DaVinci, Michelangelo Buonarroti, Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Einstein, Hitler, Confucius, Alexander the great, Aristotle, Newton would be on the list. Followed by some young ladies of ill repute but voluptuous charms. While the others were arguing.....

AlmightyCushion

Hitler and Churchill. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

that chick who works in the spar in town, the chick who works in lemongrass, the chick who works in the post office and alexa chung.

javaboy

Wibbs wrote: »

Leonardo DaVinci, Michelangelo Buonarroti, Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Einstein, Hitler, Confucius, Alexander the great, Aristotle, Newton would be on the list. Followed by some young ladies of ill repute but voluptuous charms. While the others were arguing.....

Good list. Jesus wouldn't be on my fantasy guest list but he'd definitely be my fantasy caterer. Wine from the tap and all the fish and bread you can stomach.

banshee_bones wrote: »

Billy Connolly

Heath Ledger

I don't think they'd make great guests. Heath Ledger killed himself so would obviously still have some issues even if he was alive and Billy Connolly's fight with depression is well documented. Could end up being a bit of a downer really.

Raze_them_all

*waits for someone to say yore ma*
Actually the guy who thought of that. *thump*

Fizman

Just two people at my table. Me and Nigella Lawson. Hmmmmmmmmm.

qz

Whoever can tell me what the willy is going on with banks.

Ruu_Old

Anne Doyle is all I need.

banshee_bones

well heath ledger purely to look at

AlmightyCushion

banshee_bones wrote: »

well heath ledger purely to look at

Are you sure? He's been dead for nearly a year I can't imagine he looks all that any more. Saying that I probably still would.

sdanseo

Ruu wrote: »

Anne Doyle is all I need.

*falls over

banshee_bones

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Are you sure? He's been dead for nearly a year I can't imagine he looks all that any more. Saying that I probably still would.

LOL

AlmightyCushion

banshee_bones wrote: »

LOL

Just to let you know you have the best username ever. Quality crisps they are. It makes me hungry though.

banshee_bones

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Just to let you know you have the best username ever. Quality crisps they are. It makes me hungry though.

why thankyou! i had just finished devouring a bag when i registered! empty packet was just sitting there staring at me!

they have changed the shape of them recently, texture aswell... im a true crisp junkie!

ShagNastii

two girls one cup

banshee_bones

doubt anyone would have any appetite after seeing that

Snowie

george bush, nelson mandella, jhon loyden, sinead o conner , and after that i cant think but id deffently want lots of arguments

Pride Fighter

10 clones of myself.

CR 7

The popes.

DonkeyStyle \o/

The actors who play the senior crew members from star trek the next generation and voyager, but they have to remain in costume/makeup and stay in character at all times... commander Data doesn't get to eat or drink anything and Worf has only gets to eat bowls of worms.
If at any point someone drifts out of character or fails to tell an amusing star trek based anecdote when prompted, I press a button and a trapdoor opens underneath their chair, where a water-slide takes them into a dark cellar, right into a slimy 'gunk' tank, where Noel Edmonds and mister blobby are waiting to host a game of strip-deal or no deal.
The game will be piped into the dining area for the rest of us to watch.

Fratton Fred

Winston Churchill, because he would come out with some amazing one liners and he knew how to drink.
Johnny Vaughan, because he has me in stitches
Jeremy Clarkson, in fact all the Top Gear boys, again, they have me in fits of laughter
Dara O'Breen, comes across as the sort of guy I would like to go on the piss with
Nigella Lawson, she can do the cooking
Tony Adams, so he can tell me exactly wtf is going on at Pompey
Michael Collins, would be great to talk to someone from that period of history and he is the only one of the leading republicans of that period i have any time for and it would be great watching him and Churchill re-inact previous discussions.

Switcharoo

Larry David
Donald Fagen
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Ricky Gervais
Frank Zappa

sam34

elvis presley... nice to look at and to listen to (the young elvis obviously, not the rhinestone-wearing bloated one)

KTRIC

Gerry Adams, Sinead O'Conner, The Pope, Ian Paisley and maybe Bono.

I love a good argument over dinner

eoinmaclove

Pat Spillane
Martin O'Neill
Deko from Paranoid Visions
Bob Mould from Husker Du
Jennifer Saunders
Anthony Foley
Donie O' Connell who used to play hurling for Tipp
Matt Cooper
Owen Heary
Ken Livingstone
Colin Farrell
BP Fallon
Ken Loache
Niamh from Fair city (don't know her real name).
Russell Crowe - he's aussie so he'd probably do the food on a barbeque, so we'd all be happy out.

arse..biscuits

banshee_bones wrote: »

Ok Im sure this has been done before but if you were having a dinner party and you could have anyone at it, (dead or alive!) famous or not so famous who would it be?

Such a boring overused question

Mr. Presentable

Table for six:

Groucho Marx
Julius Caesar
Oscar Wilde
Nell McCafferty
Helen of Troy

Mr. Presentable

arse..biscuits wrote: »

Such a boring overused question

and yet you felt the need to comment :rolleyes:

dodgyme

dunphy - giles - alex higgins - john mcenroe - edmond Burke - oscar wilde - donagh o'malley - howard marks - morrissey - peig sayers - elaine from seinfeld - larry david - alexie sayle - richard pryor - joanna lumley - miriam o'callaghan - wolfe tone - red hugh o'neill - rory o'connor (high king) - John O'shea - roy keane - simon geoghan - duncan stewart - declan ganley - ciaran mcdonald

biko

Socrates, Cleopatra, Gandhi, Marie Curie

NewFrockTuesday

Gordon Ramsey - he can do the cooking
Hugh Fernly Whittingstall - he can help Gordon
Mary Robinson - she can break up the fights in the kitchen
Declan Ganley - Mary can talk some sense into him
Courtney Love - General fodder of madness
David Bowie - he is there for me to seduce
Dara O'Brian - conversation king
Jennifer Saunders - stolen from eoinmcloves party - good call eoin.
Colin Farrell - poached from Prosperous Daves party

MagicMarker

Nigella Lawson (who will also be the chef)
Graham Linnehan
Dermot Morgan
Michael McIntyre
Lee Evans
Mohammad Ali
Marylin Monroe
Frankie Boyle
Laurel & Hardy

A fun night all round:)

javaboy

MagicMarker wrote: »

Laurel & Hardy

Whatever you do, make sure you send them separate invites. I sent them a joint invite for my last soirée and they got fierce pissed off over it. Really went out of their way to make sure I knew they weren't a couple.

Kashkai

Marco Pierre White to do the cooking (Ramsay was his b1tch)
Jennifer Anniston and Angelina Jolie for eye candy and later, mud wrestling
Russell Crowe and Colin Farrell for pre dinner drinks (and during dinner and after dinner as well)
Chris Rock for entertainment
Def Leppard for music

Kold

Thom Yorke,
Stephen Fry,
David Firth,
Kurt Vonnegut,
Garth Ennis,
Richard D James,
Keira Knightly,
My buddy Chris,
Bill Hicks,
Leonardo Da Vinci,
Joseph Heller,
Damon Albarn,
Edvard Munch,
Banksy,
Amideo Modigliani,
Brendon Small,
Friedrich Nietsche.

javaboy

I would invite all the lovely people who have yet to vote for poster of the year. They are all such awesome people and there would be free booze and cake.

banshee_bones

mmmmmmmmmmmm cake...

damn it im hungry now!

Trinity

The cast of Goodfellas
The X Factor Judges and presenters
Graham Norton
Sean Connery
David Bowie
Edward Norton
Lads from top gear

pseudonym1

Coco Chanel; Cristobel Balanciggia; Alfred Hitchcock; Alexander Flemming Cleopatra and Antony Jeff Buckley Robert De Nerio All members of the Smiths Picassio Giotto De Bondone My Dad and my great great great great great great great great grandparents..

dSTAR

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Just to let you know you have the best username ever. Quality crisps they are. It makes me hungry though.

This is why she would get an invite to said dinner party.

No need for plates. I will happily eat them out of her knickers :pac:

slipss

Axl Rose and Slash (hopefully it would kick off and the truth would finally come out)
Rocky Marciano and Muhamad Ali (so I could finally get to see that fight)
Katie Melua (no explanation needed)
Jesus (free wine and fish and bread, plus it seems like he was a genuinly nice guy)
Eamonn Dunphy, Brady, Giles, Bill ( seem like good craic on a night out)
Richard Pryor (funniest man that's ever lived)
Anna Friel (She can stick around with me and Katie when every one else leaves)
Bob Marley (so I have someone to smoke with)

artanevilla

Shane MacGowen, Oliver Reed, George Best. Serious session.