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wildsaffy

I need a pressie for my mother in law.

Its an all in one - tray has one lead to the plug - kettle sits in - you can put cups and sachets for coffee / tea / and the dog in it.

I can bulk order it in China.

I need it for Xmas!

(and if someone comes back with a smart reply I will be round the house to bitchslap you lol)

wildsaffy

SV

you can put cups and sachets for coffee, tea AND the dog in it?


I can see why you're getting it in China anyway..

MagicMarker

Are you asking us for permission or something?

WTF are you talking about?

Fratton Fred

42

AckwelFoley

Buy her a gimp suit.

Danbo!

I assume you've tried

www.allinonetrayhasoneleadtotheplugkettlesitsinyoucanputcupsandsachetsforcoffeeteaandthedoginit.com

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

There's gonna be a lotta bitchslappin' goin' on...

gaz wac

Fratton Fred wrote: »

42

thats a stupid reply !!:mad:


43

Berty

There is only one present your mother in law wants.

YOU DEAD so their precious can be happy again

Fratton Fred

gaz wac wrote: »

thats a stupid reply !!:mad:


43

42 is the answer to life, the universe, everything.

google never lies:cool:

Roadend

See if you can find her another son who isn't as big a dissapointment as you are

javaboy

I'm sure you can probably steal something similar from most hotels.

ejmaztec

wildsaffy wrote: »

I need a pressie for my mother in law.

Its an all in one - tray has one lead to the plug - kettle sits in - you can put cups and sachets for coffee / tea / and the dog in it.

I can bulk order it in China.

I need it for Xmas!

(and if someone comes back with a smart reply I will be round the house to bitchslap you lol)

wildsaffy

Sounds like one of those gadgets that gets used once and the fire-brigade has to be called after it explodes. If you want to give your loved one 90% burns for Christmas, don't let me put you off. :eek:

Slow Motion

It's called a teasmade try the all things retro forum! And if you didn't want idiot replies why the hell did you post this in AH?

Roadend

It sounds like one of those prizes you'd get on Bullseye, you know the one nobody would aim for.

Degsy

Why not get her a butt plug in the shape of a fist?

biko

Tea's made?
Teamaid?
Tee mej?

MagicMarker

Roadend wrote: »

It sounds like one of those prizes you'd get on Bullseye, you know the one nobody would aim for.

Let's see what you could have won!

Oh, it's a fúcking boat....again.

orlaithd

Slow Motion wrote: »

It's called a teasmade

Saw these available in Blanchardstown Debenhams last week.
Apparently they are very popular in with the Elderly for beside their beds.

destroyer

ejmaztec wrote: »

Sounds like one of those gadgets that gets used once and the fire-brigade has to be called after it explodes. If you want to give your loved one 90% burns for Christmas, don't let me put you off. :eek:

mmmm............. 90% burns you say........... I think my mum in law would like one too.

Mr E

Yore Ma (in Law)

Tom65

noblestee wrote: »

I assume you've tried

www.allinonetrayhasoneleadtotheplugkettlesitsinyoucanputcupsandsachetsforcoffeeteaandthedoginit.com

Where's the NSFW warning?

That is some hardcore all in one tray has one lead to the plug kettle sits in you can put cups and sachets for coffee, tea and the dog in it action.

CR 7

Is this it: http://www.anglopets.co.uk/images/101_5939.JPG ???

mountainyman

snog her and i will give € to the boards secret santa thing.

Danbo!

Tom65 wrote: »

Where's the NSFW warning?

That is some hardcore all in one tray has one lead to the plug kettle sits in you can put cups and sachets for coffee, tea and the dog in it action.

Shit, wrong site, its .co.uk at the end. But my, my, that .com one is getting bookmarked :cool:

Blazer

wildsaffy wrote: »

I need a pressie for my mother in law.

Its an all in one - tray has one lead to the plug - kettle sits in - you can put cups and sachets for coffee / tea / and the dog in it.

I can bulk order it in China.

I need it for Xmas!

(and if someone comes back with a smart reply I will be round the house to bitchslap you lol)

wildsaffy

Can't beat a cuppa and a toasted dog sandwich

CR 7

Would this do, instead of the fictional tray device wildsaffy specified: http://men4sandwiches.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dog_sandwich.jpg??