Fumble with the mayo??

staker

Well, I helped a friend today moving furniture - he works in a chipper.
He tried to give me a few bob, I flat refused.I know if I'm stuck he'd jump,simple as.
Anyway, he said he'd spot me a few chips the next time I'm in. I told him not to spit on 'em,I'd like just salt n' vinegar.
"No bother,but I'll make sure i fumble with the mayo though" wink wink
:eek::eek:
Sick puppy that he is,I'm not fooking going in there for chips ever again.
Got me thinking though, if let's say you were working in a chipper,would you mix your own pink sauce?

tony1kenobi

I imagine I'd use a predetermined recipe.

Mark200

staker wrote: »

Well, I helped a friend today moving furniture - he works in a chipper.
He tried to give me a few bob, I flat refused.I know if I'm stuck he'd jump,simple as.
Anyway, he said he'd spot me a few chips the next time I'm in. I told him not to spit on 'em,I'd like just salt n' vinegar.
"No bother,but I'll make sure i fumble with the mayo though" wink wink
:eek::eek:
Sick puppy that he is,I'm not fooking going in there for chips ever again.
Got me thinking though, if let's say you were working in a chipper,would you mix your own pink sauce?

I'd like to hear what excuse you'll give the customer for bringing their bag of chips around the corner in your hand before giving them over to the customer.

themadchef

Food handlers handbook, page 2 : Never fcuk with a mans food .


(unless he slept with your sister)

Insect Overlord

Weren't Abrekebabra given some really awful publicity for their workers doings things like that? Was maybe 7 or 8 years ago, I think.

stovelid

Fumbling with his mayo is a metaphor.

He wants to sleep wih you.

Mint Sauce

remember rumours of another well known fast food joint using its own special sauce on its burgers once in an irish town i lived in for a while, could have been one of those urban myths though

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Why not go whole hog and just take a dump in the fryer...?

TPD

irish-stew wrote: »

remember rumours of another well known fast food joint using its own special sauce on its burgers once in an irish town i lived in for a while, could have been one of those urban myths though

Town in Donegal perhaps?

big_show

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Why not go whole hog and just take a dump in the fryer...?

i'd imagine it would be something like a deep fried mars bar

4zn76tysfajdxp

You deserve to eat sperm if you'd prefer some chips to money.

Red Hand

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Why not go whole hog and just take a dump in the fryer...?

A deep fat fried turd Mars Bar.

Edit: Damn you Big Show, got there before me!

Senna

irish-stew wrote: »

remember rumours of another well known fast food joint using its own special sauce on its burgers once in an irish town i lived in for a while, could have been one of those urban myths though

I know where your taking about was about 8 years ago. There was stories going around that they look samples of all types of food (sauces) and found sperm in 70% of them tested.

Dont know how much is true, but wouldn't surprise me.

Berty

Its good for the skin though.

antodeco

Full of calories too. Fillet of 'fish' FTW

Mint Sauce

Senna wrote: »

I know where your taking about was about 8 years ago. There was stories going around that they look samples of all types of food (sauces) and found sperm in 70% of them tested.

Dont know how much is true, but wouldn't surprise me.

didn't think it was that long ago, would have been 5 to 6 years ago when i first heard the stories, some disgruntled employee i heard

TPD wrote: »

Town in Donegal perhaps?

<whistles>

That was on Highland Radio wasn't it?

I don't think it was an urban legend, there was some truth to that story!!

Fillet o fish ftw... mask the smell

KellyG

An Fhile wrote: »

Weren't Abrekebabra given some really awful publicity for their workers doings things like that? Was maybe 7 or 8 years ago, I think.

I was visiting my friend about 3 years back and we went to her local village for some food we where going to get Abrekebabra but went with chinese instead as we where walking back to the car I happened to glance at the back area/kitchen of Abrekebabra and the two members of staff where scraping the meat from the knives off the patio.. it was disgusting we stood and watched them for a while cleaning there knives off the ground.. and then bring the knife back in and start serving customers it was HORRIBLE

BnA

KellyG wrote: »

I was visiting my friend about 3 years back and we went to her local village for some food we where going to get Abrekebabra but went with chinese instead as we where walking back to the car I happened to glance at the back area/kitchen of Abrekebabra and the two members of staff where scraping the meat from the knives off the patio.. it was disgusting we stood and watched them for a while cleaning there knives off the ground.. and then bring the knife back in and start serving customers it was HORRIBLE

Before you hit the outrage button too hard there...

Did you consider the possibility that they were.....Sharpening the knives off the patio......?????

A possibility....????

AckwelFoley

Girlfriend was bitchy with me once and them asked me to get her a drink, and then proceeded to tell me she wasnt putting out. So i went out made her a nice warm tea and fished out the teabag with my stone hard cock.(which i might add is not easy) I never told her i did it though. Must do.

snyper

snyper wrote: »

Girlfriend was bitchy with me once and them asked me to get her a drink, and then proceeded to tell me she wasnt putting out. So i went out made her a nice warm tea and fished out the teabag with my stone hard cock.(which i might add is not easy) I never told her i did it though. Must do.

Awwww!!! Your got the wick dipped then albeit in a boiling cup of tea!!

Steve

snyper wrote: »

So i went out made her a nice warm tea and fished out the teabag with my stone hard cock.

:eek:

Jesus, that must have burned like hell..or else the tea was cold!

I'm cringing just thinking about it!

AckwelFoley

SteveC wrote: »

:eek:

Jesus, that must have burned like hell..or else the tea was cold!

I'm cringing just thinking about it!

No, i put the milk in it first, she likes loads of milk.

i put a rubber band on my foreskin to be sure of absolute safety

oztots

snyper wrote: »

No, i put the milk in it first, she likes loads of milk.

i put a rubber band on my foreskin to be sure of absolute safety

No no no, what if the rubber melted on?

AckwelFoley

oztots wrote: »

No no no, what if the rubber melted on?

Tea was only luke warm..

Wallacebiy

Complete and utter Urban Legend

I worked in Abra 12 years ago and that one was going around about some other chain .

doesn't happen