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Cops are assholes!

  • 15-12-2008 10:47pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭


    Who agrees that cops are assholes.

    Let me paint you a picture:

    Imagine a small country bog road. Nothing on it except for people and their houses.

    Cops have started to drive up and down my road regularly during the day. They're probably looking out for something on my road.

    Do they not have anything better to do.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭deleriumtremens


    the wee basturds


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 669 ✭✭✭Photi


    Call Joe Duffy. This is a national outrage. Won't somebody please think of the childers?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,541 ✭✭✭Davei141


    You have issues.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    The brown elf jumped over the mars bar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    hey,let dick roach go and they will fcuk off


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    darling.x wrote: »
    Who agrees that cops are assholes.

    Let me paint you a picture:

    Imagine a small country bog road. Nothing on it except for people and their houses.

    Cops have started to drive up and down my road regularly during the day. They're probably looking out for something on my road.

    Do they not have anything better to do.

    words can't describe how fúcking stupid that post is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    ClioV6 wrote: »
    words can't describe how fúcking stupid that post is.

    As they say in France 'Je agree.'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭phenomenon


    The Gardai (or "cops" as you call them) are there to protect and serve the people of this nation. They want to help you. Why is it bothering you if they are driving up your road? Perhaps you should do something with your life instead of staring out the window all day.

    Personally I'd prefer roaming vigilante groups to implement justice but the Gardai will do for now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭johnnyrotten


    Y
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    M
    A
    !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    The brown elf jumped over the mars bar.

    What is it with you and brown tonight? You got the ghey?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    Kiera wrote: »
    What is it with you and brown tonight? You got the ghey?

    You know who else has that.....cops.

    OP shud b bnnd til thyr 16.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,260 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    darling.x wrote: »
    Who agrees that cops are assholes.

    Let me paint you a picture:

    Imagine a small country bog road. Nothing on it except for people and their houses.

    Cops have started to drive up and down my road regularly during the day. They're probably looking out for something on my road.

    Do they not have anything better to do.

    If you havent got a tin foil hat yet I'm sure you'll be getting one for christmas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,799 ✭✭✭gerrycollins


    Oh my god the cops are actually "working" and not sitting in the cosy cop shop having tea and biscuits, what will the world come to.

    now unless you have some dead bodies or cannabis plantation in your backyard calm the heck down and get on with your life.

    reading the title I was sure you were at the recieving end of a Rodney King style beating at the hands of corrupt cops who are hell bent on taking over the irish drug world and extortion rackets.

    but no they are polluting the world and making their carbon footprint bigger by driving their car.

    sorry rant over


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Wow, forget recession and all that other bollox that everyone is hearing about, you, you poor thing, are in for a terrible xmas because of those gardai. Just terrible. Bless you. I hope you find the strength to make it through this tough time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    You know who else has that.....cops.

    OP shud b bnnd til thyr 16.

    Or until you learn how to spell? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    phenomenon wrote: »
    The Gardai (or "cops" as you call them) are there to protect and serve the people of this nation. They want to help you. Why is it bothering you if they are driving up your road? Perhaps you should do something with your life instead of staring out the window all day.

    Personally I'd prefer roaming vigilante groups to implement justice but the Gardai will do for now.

    Hey, leave the hermit alone!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,471 ✭✭✭elexes


    darling.x wrote: »
    Who agrees that cops are assholes.

    Let me paint you a picture:

    Imagine a small country bog road. Nothing on it except for people and their houses.

    Cops have started to drive up and down my road regularly during the day. They're probably looking out for something on my road.

    Do they not have anything better to do.

    after reading your latest posts im going to go with

    its just that time of the month ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Kiera wrote: »
    What is it with you and brown tonight? You got the ghey?

    Have never been tempted by the brown in my life. Ok, just once, but it was an accident and she said we were never to speak of it again......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    Kiera wrote: »
    Or until you learn how to spell? ;)

    Or until you actually get the point of it....my spelling will probably improve way before that though. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    darling.x wrote: »
    Who agrees that cops are assholes.

    Let me paint you a picture:

    Imagine a small country bog road. Nothing on it except for people and their houses.

    Cops have started to drive up and down my road regularly during the day. They're probably looking out for something on my road.

    Do they not have anything better to do.

    What if they got a tip some lunatics were gonna go nuts somewhere around YOUR area and the garda are just havin' a look to make sure people like you don't get hurt


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    F


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Dave! wrote: »
    F
    G


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Those bastards! How dare they drive on our roads. Stealing our tarmac. Gardaí? More like Gadaí!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I wish they would drive more often on the roads around here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    darling.x wrote: »
    They're probably looking out for something on my road.

    They're probably looking out for something on your road


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Have the lunatics taken over the asylum? Why is this sh1t still here?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    darling.x wrote: »
    Cops have started to drive up and down my road regularly during the day. They're probably looking out for something on my road.

    Do they not have anything better to do.

    That's their job.

    Would you rather they drink tea sitting on their fat arses in the station?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    darling.x wrote: »
    Who agrees that cops are assholes.

    Let me paint you a picture:

    Imagine a small country bog road. Nothing on it except for people and their houses.

    Cops have started to drive up and down my road regularly during the day. They're probably looking out for something on my road.

    Do they not have anything better to do.

    Do you live in the big house in the Phenoix Park? Mary, you can come out now, we know its you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭darling.x


    They're defitionly watching something on my road. I trashed my car a few wks ago. Cancelled insurance on the car. I work for a neighbour and i drive to and from work on rainy days. I'm fecked if they catch me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,366 ✭✭✭ninty9er


    darling.x wrote: »
    Who agrees that cops are assholes.

    Let me paint you a picture:

    Imagine a small country bog road. Nothing on it except for people and their houses.

    Cops have started to drive up and down my road regularly during the day. They're probably looking out for something on my road.

    Do they not have anything better to do.

    Ever thought that it is the something better??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Let me get this right , the police are policing the area and your question is:
    darling.x wrote: »

    Do they not have anything better to do.

    / words fail me.


    Damn you javaboy.:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,559 ✭✭✭Tipsy Mac


    darling.x wrote: »
    They're defitionly watching something on my road. I trashed my car a few wks ago. Cancelled insurance on the car. I work for a neighbour and i drive to and from work on rainy days. I'm fecked if they catch me.

    Being such an outstanding citizen and being such a considerable driver on our roads you have nothing to worry about :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    darling.x wrote: »
    They're defitionly watching something on my road. I trashed my car a few wks ago. Cancelled insurance on the car. I work for a neighbour and i drive to and from work on rainy days. I'm fecked if they catch me.
    I think you have the mens rea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    They're trying to catch you dude...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    marzic wrote: »
    They're trying to catch you dude...
    You too, marzic.

    Careful now or I'll ban both accounts.


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