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Two notorious drunks...

jc7 · 2008-12-15 19:30:49

Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what's wrong. "I've puked all over myself again and my wife is going to kill me." The other drunk says, "Do what I do pal. Explain to your wife that some other drunk puked on you. Put a €10 note in your shirt pocket and tell her that the drunk was…

15-12-2008 7:30pm

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Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what's wrong. "I've puked all over myself again and my wife is going to kill me."

The other drunk says, "Do what I do pal. Explain to your wife that some other drunk puked on you. Put a €10 note in your shirt pocket and tell her that the drunk was sorry and gave it to you to have your clothes cleaned."

"Sounds like a great idea" says the first drunk.

When he gets home, sure enough his wife is fuming and begins yelling at him about his clothes and how disgusting he is. The drunk starts spinning the lie and says, "look for yourself, there's €10 in my shirt pocket."

His wife looks in the pocket and finds €20. "Wait a minute, I thought you said the guy gave you €10 for puking on you," says the wife.

"He did," says the drunk. "But he **** in my pants too."

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