She was only........!

dak

She was only the captain's daughter,
but her naval base was full of seamen.

She was only a pilot's daughter,
but she kept her cockpit clean.

She was only a road layer's daughter,
but she liked her asphalt.

She was only a farmer's daughter,
but she'd lie under any old sod.

She was only an undertaker's daughter,
but she'd always bury a stiff.

She was only a fishmonger's daughter,
but she'd jump on the slab and say "fillet."

She was only an oars-man's daughter,
but she liked a fine pair of row-locks.

She was only the telegraphers daughter,
but she didit didit didit didit...

She was only the batsman's daughter,
but she could take a full toss in her crease.

She was only the cricket umpire's daughter,
but her crease was fit for Lords.

She was only the publican's daughter,
but she pulled the wrong knob and got stout.

She was only the carpet layer's daughter,
but she liked her underfelt.

She was only the welder's daughter,
but she had acetylene tits.

She was only the corporal's daughter,
but she knew what regiment.

She was only the Communist's daughter,
but everyone got his fair share.

Bearhunter

She was only the orchardist's daughter;
but I was up to my balls in cider.