The Attempted Kiddy Fiddler & Innuendo Award

cson

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Edit: Arrrrrrrrghhhhhh mistake already!

If our kind mods could be as kind to add a poll with the following options;
Kaimera
Petee

That is all.

sceptre

Done. And I made the results hidden till close as it's more fun that way.

/me laughs at the two nominees considering the age gap in his current relationship

cson

sceptre wrote: »

Done. And I made the results hidden till close as it's more fun that way.

Coolio, and if you could privatise the Oestrogen one too, I'd be much obliged

Mossin

sceptre wrote: »

/me laughs at the two nominees considering the age gap in his current relationship

:eek: What now?!?!?

Which of them?! What am I missing?

cson

I'd imagine its something along the lines of sceptre is tipping a ~18/19yr old is what he mean't

Mossin

Ah yes, that makes a hell of a lot more sense....oops my bad

Btw, Kudos to Sceptre

Fast_Mover

Mossin wrote: »

Btw, Kudos to Sceptre

Indeed!
Now perhaps you could take a leaf out of his book and pursue some secondary school girls. You'll be guaranteed they won't be leaving to far away lands any time soon!:pac:


Kidding!!:D

Mossin

You're the one surrounded by them all the time
me hoping you are teaching secondary school kids, but think not

Thats not funny btw, but I'm sure the lads will no doubt have their say here as usual :pac: Go on, ye know who ye are and what ye want to say.....

cson

She had to be Garda vetted.

I hope they didn't use too big a syringe on you F_M

Thats what she said

The Don

Fast_Mover wrote: »

Indeed!
Now perhaps you could take a leaf out of his book and pursue some secondary school girls.

Ah, secondary school girls. To think that all I have to do is look out of my window and I can see a school full of nothing but 13-17 year old girls.

This must be heaven...

Otacon

The Don wrote: »

Ah, secondary school girls. To think that all I have to do is look out of my window and I can see a school full of nothing but 13-17 year old girls.

This must be heaven...

Amend the poll!

EDIT: Peados, please do not let your child-loving induced dyslexia read that as "Apend to my pole!"

Mossin

Otacon wrote: »

Amend the poll!

Nah, its a blatant attempt to get the poll altered changed to include him.
Nominations closed last night...Blah blah so and so forth...

Nice to see you are making good use of your day off though Brian :pac:

Peteee

Mossin wrote: »

:eek: What now?!?!?

Which of them?! What am I missing?

Even I was confused and was wondering what had happened that either kai or myself had ended up in a inappropriate relationship... or indeed any type of relationship considering myself!

The Don

Mossin wrote: »

Nice to see you are making good use of your day off though Brian :pac:

I made the best type of use with it considering my geographical situation :P

cson

This is actually waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy closer than I thought it'd be :eek:

Thats what she said.....to them

kaimera

cson wrote: »

This is actually waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy closer than I thought it'd be :eek:

Thats what she said.....to them

No accounting for taste I see

kaimera

\o/

second award of the night goes to moi! :pac: :pac:

cson

Hmmmm, not something to be quite so proud of methinks.

The Gardai have prolly bookmarked this thread for future reference.

kaimera

cson wrote: »

Hmmmm, not something to be quite so proud of methinks.

The Gardai have prolly bookmarked this thread for future reference.

it's 'attempted'...

cson

Allegation = Conviction to most people.

Harsh but fair.

DJCR

kaimera wrote: »

it's 'attempted'...

hahaha - You have been arrested for conspiracy to kiddy fiddle!!!

Makes it sound soooooooo much worse!!!

kaimera

I africa.

out there there's no recession and you dont go to jail over 'allegations'

or so I've heard.