Petition to End the Recession!

genericgoon

Ladies and Gentlemen, it may surprise you to know we are in a recession. However, I feel strongly that the recession is an unwelcome guest and should be told in no uncertain terms to bugger off. Thus, I implore all members of AH to sign this facebook petition to end the recession. It is only through the collective voice of the people can we ever hope to remove this unsightly blemish from the national consciousness. So take your pen (well clicking finger) and do your duty for your country and show this recession you will stand no more for it tyrannical ways!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=40209018302&ref=nf

Cokehead Mother

Internet petitions don't work. We need to get celebrities to record a single to stop the recession.

pablomakaveli

I think we should have a campaign to officially change the word recession to session so we can say we're on a session which will cheer us up and make other countries jealous.

Terry

Best of luck with that.