I'm Not Crying....

cson

Been watching these guys;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=64a_1fWTsls&feature=related

And it occurred to the good Lord cson, when is it acceptable for a man to cry? "Never!" I hear you BGRH hounds growl, but what about the death of a heroic pet who died to save your life?

Thankfully Daddy cson put the fear of emotion into me after he noticed tears streaking down my cheeks after they killed Bambi's oul wan. "Would you ever toughen up to feck" he said, "sure they have to kill them feckers or they'll eat all the trees outta it". Wise words to be said to a 6yr old for he never cried again.

These are the situations deemed acceptable for crying;
http://artofmanliness.com/2008/06/19/when-is-it-okay-for-a-man-to-cry/

So the manbags and moisturisers brigade, what's your excuse? :pac:

Kiera

Why do you post like Pighead?

javaboy

Not quite like Pighead but close. He said "I hear you" instead of "cson hears you".

Kiera

javaboy wrote: »

Not quite like Pighead but close. He said "I hear you" instead of "cson hears you".

Yup. Pighead wannabe?

cson

I aspire to be the poor man's Pighead.

Damn.....that should've been 'cson aspires to be the poor man's Pighead'.

Much to learn.

Anyway, kiera reported for blatant off-topicness with intent to show me up. Get your own 'he's trying to be like Pighead' thread babes. :cool:

Duiske

Kiera wrote: »

Yup. Pighead wannabe?

Wonder if anything ever made Pighead cry ?

Oh, Achmed made me cry the other night..tears of laughter though

SoWatchaWant

A conchords fan, they are wicked.

Actually, I didn't cry when Bambi's mother died, but I cried when Bambi's father told him to get up. Perfectly acceptable.

cson

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

A conchords fan, they are wicked.

Yup, they are better than a high class prostitute.

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Actually, I didn't cry when Bambi's mother died, but I cried when Bambi's father told him to get up. Perfectly acceptable.

See, Bambi's oul lad is the epitome of the hard man. :cool:

SoWatchaWant

He sure is.

Also, that gives context to my signature.

Kold

Duiske wrote: »

Wonder if anything ever made Pighead cry ?

Oh, Achmed made me cry the other night..tears of laughter though

I hate that f*cking puppet. 10 months on and it still isn't funny and it's still pretty racist. And who are we exactly looking for acceptance from?

cson

Kold wrote: »

I hate that f*cking puppet. 10 months on and it still isn't funny and it's still pretty racist. And who are we exactly looking for acceptance from?

Allah?

mikemac

Pighead isn't the only one to post in the 3rd person.
There's a poster called Pol Pot (username in bad taste imo)

Hangs around the fitness forum

And sure I never found Pighead funny at all.
Javaboy on the other hand is quite funny, fair play. Just my opinion and I've been here a while

cson

micmclo wrote: »

Pighead isn't the only one to post in the 3rd person.
There's a poster called Pol Pot (username in bad taste imo)

Hangs around the fitness forum

And sure I never found Pighead funny at all.
Javaboy on the other hand is quite funny, fair play. Just my opinion and I've been here a while

Hmmm, fair point micmclo but we all seem to be escaping the matter at hand, is it acceptable for a man to cry?

Kiera

micmclo wrote: »

And sure I never found Pighead funny at all.
Javaboy on the other hand is quite funny, fair play. Just my opinion and I've been here a while

Pffft, Java is so over-rated :P

Mr. Incognito

I'm crying reading the stupidity here.

cson

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

I'm crying reading the stupidity here.

What, this thread or AH in general?

Mr. Incognito

What, this thread or AH in general?

QED,

collect your arts degree on the right.

cson

I got it already.

You'd to put €2 in a vending machine in the jacks in College.

mikemac

cson wrote: »

Hmmm, fair point micmclo but we all seem to be escaping the matter at hand, is it acceptable for a man to cry?

Definitely, it's totally acceptable
Seen Tom Cruise in Magnolia or maybe James McAvoy in Antonement? Masterful acting performances imo

The_B_Man

That list in the OP was gay! And it got gayer as it went on!

javaboy

Kiera wrote: »

Pffft, Java is so over-rated :P

So I can count on your vote for Poster of the Year then? :pac:

Kiera

javaboy wrote: »

So I can count on your vote for Poster of the Year then? :pac:

Haha you took your time picking up on this! Oh and you got it already, darlin

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Kiera wrote: »

Haha you took your time picking up on this! Oh and you got it already, darlin

You bitch!

*Slap*

AnonoBoy

It's acceptable for a man to cry only when his dog has been killed by evil drug dealing barons that are trying to ruin this small town where he grew up. And god-dang-it he's not gonna let 'em. I don't care if they got the sheriff and the mayor in their pocket they ain't gonna come round a'here and kill a man's best friend and think they can darn-tootin' get away with it. Not on my watch, no sirree, no way, no how.

Naos

I gotta agree with B-man, the list was quite gay. A man crying when he proposes to his girlfriend? Describing a really spirital experiene? Come on dude...

He also forgot to say it's acceptable to shed a tear when you are the recepient of a hard kick to the nuts. Hell, I'll even allow it if you shed a tear for a fellow friend who's a recepient of a hard kick ot the nuts.

Dyr

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Actually, I didn't cry when Bambi's mother died, but I cried when Bambi's father told him to get up. Perfectly acceptable.

Ah he was tough but fair, me oul' lad