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  • 14-12-2008 06:04PM
    #1
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭


    All of us at some point have probably thought of starting a thread, and then looked at the climate in AH, and said "Oh No. No. Oh wow no."

    What were those threads that never were? Because they were stupid, controversial, or just innappropriate.

    Thread titles only.

    2 come to mind
    1) How many of you have actually met and spoken to a traveller? (after P. Nally fiasco)
    2) Do rape campaigners actually increase the number of rapes? (random thought)


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  • #2
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    The "permaban for any non-funny yore ma post" thread. Everytime I see a yore ma post I keep telling my self I'll start it.


  • #3
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Please do this.
    Do it now.
    Take a deep swig of brandy, adjust yer rod, and dive right in.

    For dignity.
    For humour.
    For boards.
    For all our mothers.


  • #4
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    'Should fat people be all killed by norwegan and japaneese instead of whales'.
    Whales are precious to nature.


  • #5
    ART6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭ART6


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    The "permaban for any non-funny yore ma post" thread. Everytime I see a yore ma post I keep telling my self I'll start it.

    Oh how!! Why after so many pointless postings does anyone still think it's hilarious to post "yore ma", generally out of any meaningful context and with a devastating lack of humour??


  • #6
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Today I thought about posting a thread called "Is rape worse for men or for women?" but decided against it.

    Thread starting isn't exactly my strong point.


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  • #7
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    The "permaban for any non-funny yore ma post" thread. Everytime I see a yore ma post I keep telling my self I'll start it.

    Do it. Terry clearly wants to as well, it's time to kill of that albatross once and for all.


  • #8
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Lea Brief Mischief wrote: »
    Do it. Terry clearly wants to as well, it's time to kill of that albatross once and for all.

    AFAIK Karoma is opposed to this policy.......... but Karoma's not around right now. hehe :D


    I was going to start a thread called "javaboy" about how great I am and how I'm even funnier than Pighead..... but then somebody beat me to it. :cool:


  • #9
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    I wanted to start one about "things you have done after you read them on boards". But it seemed a little stupid.

    Especially since I would have to admit that I now do a shower terminator.


  • #10
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    javaboy wrote: »
    AFAIK Karoma is opposed to this policy.......... but Karoma's not around right now. hehe :D

    Rats. I still think it should be implemented.
    javaboy wrote: »
    I was going to start a thread called "javaboy" about how great I am and how I'm even funnier than Pighead..... but then somebody beat me to it. :cool:

    Linky?


  • #11
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Jumpy wrote: »
    Especially since I would have to admit that I now do a shower terminator.
    :D
    That could have been a great thread.


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  • #12
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Lea Brief Mischief wrote: »
    Linky?

    That thread's mostly about me actually. He'll be too embarrassed to post it.


  • #13
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    That thread's mostly about me actually. He'll be too embarrassed to post it.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055327891


  • #14
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    javaboy wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055327891

    Aha! My reverse psychology worked.

    That's how I started most of the threads on boards too. By not posting them others were convinced doing so was their idea.


  • #15
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    I meant to start a thread about does porn debase the person looking at it as well/rather than the people in it-never got around to it though.


  • #16
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,897 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    I wanted to start a get your tits out thread but then I got infracted for testing the water before I started the thread....the ban on boobs sucks!:)


  • #17
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Someone should start a "Are Earthhorse and javaboy lovers?" thread.


  • #18
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Lea Brief Mischief wrote: »
    Someone should start a "Are Earthhorse and javaboy lovers?" thread.

    Trying to deflect attention away from your own man love for javaboy frada?? Not going to work...


  • #19
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Trying to deflect attention away from your own man love for javaboy frada?? Not going to work...

    Am I that transparent? :o


  • #20
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    On September 10th 2001, I was going to start a thread called "You know what...I have a bad feeling about tomorrow".

    Can't remember why I didn't go ahead with it.


  • #21
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Fizman wrote: »
    On September 10th 2001, I was going to start a thread called "You know what...I have a bad feeling about tomorrow".

    Can't remember why I didn't go ahead with it.

    Probably because you didn't join boards for another four and half years after that.


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  • #22
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Lea Brief Mischief wrote: »
    Someone should start a "Are Earthhorse and javaboy lovers?" thread.

    They're the same person, you silly moo! It's like Degsy is Pighead. There's a few more, can you guess them?


  • #23
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Pighead was once going to start a thread called: "Intimate relationship with Uncles Sheep: Is this normal?" but couldn't figure out how to go unregged in PI so left it alone.

    No way Pighead was sticking up the thread under his username. He's way too smart for that.


  • #24
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead was once going to start a thread called: "Intimate relationship with Uncles Sheep: Is this normal?" but couldn't figure out how to go unregged in PI so left it alone.

    No way Pighead was sticking up the thread under his username. He's way too smart for that.

    You should've posted it under your other account.


  • #25
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Kiera wrote: »
    They're the same person, you silly moo! It's like Degsy is Pighead. There's a few more, can you guess them?

    Pighead and R.Rated?


  • #26
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Kiera wrote: »
    They're the same person, you silly moo! It's like Degsy is Pighead. There's a few more, can you guess them?

    You and CoolSmileyGirl.

    Chortle :)


  • #27
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I was going to submit a song for the Euro vision but someone got there ahead of me


    Big dumps and smaller dumps, scuttery dumps and pees
    Point the hole to the pan,bend at the knees
    Puff the badge,dump the load,block up the loo
    All kinds of crappery ,remind me of you

    Soft logs and hard logs,all kinds of shíte
    Turds that do diving,dumped from a height
    Greasy cocks,skiddy jocks,top decking too
    All kinds of crappery remind me of you

    Taggie nutts and winnitballs,cling to the hole
    Drop the lid,watch the skid,fill up the bowl
    Clean the gland,wash the hand, ad-mire the view
    All kinds of crappery remind me of you

    Breakfast time,dinner time,lunch and supper too-o
    Andrex and Kittensoft,pink white and blue
    Good big swipe,across the badge,hole’s good as new
    All kinds of crappery remind me of you.
    *******************************************

    Apologies to S Healy.


  • #28
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    You and CoolSmileyGirl.

    Chortle :)

    Ah RM, you fail! That was so 2006!


  • #29
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    I was going to submit a song for the Euro vision but someone got there ahead of me


    Is that the scent of success in the air?


  • #30
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ah RM, you fail! That was so 2006!

    I don't see you denying it, CSG ;)


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  • #31
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    I don't see you denying it, CSG ;)

    Haha, i'm trying to think of a bitter and twisted fecker to compare you to?


  • #32
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Kiera wrote: »
    Haha, i'm trying to think of a bitter and twisted fecker to compare you to?

    Some hope. I guard my curmudgeon status very closely.


  • #33
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I was often tempted to start a thread asking pighead why he speaks in the third person, luckily someone bet me to it. :)


  • #34
    Jack Sheehan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    'WellMurdering-The Silent Killer'


  • #35
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    I was often tempted to start a thread asking pighead why he speaks in the third person, luckily someone bet me to it. :)

    Your name doesnt lend itself to an insulting anagram though... You should have done it.


  • #36
    deleriumtremens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭deleriumtremens


    the "how big is the biggest sh'it you've ever done" thread


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  • #37
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,778 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    What crime do you think each boarsie is most likely to have committed (or commit)?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #38
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,548 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    an "ASL?" thread!


  • #39
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Already one of the threads that was posted here has been created.

    What threads would people have liked to see?


  • #40
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    I was gonna start the "Christmas Face Plant" thread, where people can recount the stories of seeing other people fall on their face from drinking too much/weather/natural idiocy etc

    Inspired by an awesome and well deserved face smasher some bint caught on Saturday night.


  • #41
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Dragan wrote: »
    I was gonna start the "Christmas Face Plant" thread, where people can recount the stories of seeing other people fall on their face from drinking too much/weather/natural idiocy etc

    Inspired by an awesome and well deserved face smasher some bint caught on Saturday night.


    Sounds like a damn good idea for a thread - kinda laugh at other people's misery thread. Excellent. Go:


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  • #42
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,739 ✭✭✭Naos


    I second Smartbug on this.

    Seeing people falling is brilliant.


  • #43
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I fell that way too


  • #44
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Kiera wrote: »
    They're the same person, you silly moo! It's like Degsy is Pighead.

    Please say it ain't so.


  • #45
    singingstranger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    The one time I had a stupid thought, I DID post the thread...
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055054834


  • #46
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    I was going to start a thread about the time I was kicked and spat on by 3 skangers last year and that I had to hit one of them an unmerciful thump into the head to stop.

    There were several threads on lady beating at the time so I just stuck it into this one. Makes for a fun read! :pac:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=58121812#post58121812


  • #47
    Kya1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭Kya1976


    1 Do you know of any leopards that has ever changed their spots
    2 Do you know of any elephants that has ever forgotten


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