Mr.Potato Head + Travel + Sexy women = Car

Doc · 13-12-2008 6:59pm #1

I just had my last day working yesterday I intend to go back-packing and my now ex boss gave me a Mr.Potato Head and said that if I could get 30 photos of Mr.Potato Head in 30 different countries with beautiful scantly clad women he would buy me a car. He is the kind of person that would do it too, (young and more money then sense sometimes). He said the quality of the car would be based on the quality of the women in the photos.

Anyone got a Mr Potato head and want to help me get a car?

Gordon · 13-12-2008 7:02pm

Do this and your boss will find out and you won't get the car.

truecrippler · 13-12-2008 7:02pm

Doc wrote: »

I just had my last day working yesterday I intend to go back-packing and my now ex boss gave me a Mr.Potato Head and said that if I could get 30 photos of Mr.Potato Head in 30 different countries with beautiful scantly clad women he would buy me a car. He is the kind of person that would do it too, (young and more money then sense sometimes). He said the quality of the car would be based on the quality of the women in the photos.

Anyone got a Mr Potato head and want to help me get a car?

I thought you got a Mr. Potato Head and you want one?

brianthebard · 13-12-2008 7:03pm

Why would you want to spend your holiday/trip doing something for your EX bosses amusement? ffs

Doc · 13-12-2008 7:04pm

brianthebard wrote: »

Why would you want to spend your holiday/trip doing something for your EX bosses amusement? ffs

For a free car :rolleyes:

Gordon · 13-12-2008 7:06pm

Terry · 13-12-2008 7:06pm

Can I have your job?
I'll swap for a Mr. Potato head.

Doc · 13-12-2008 7:11pm

Terry wrote: »

Can I have your job?
I'll swap for a Mr. Potato head.

Yes as I am currently unemployed so you can have that if you want I'll PM you the address to post it to me.:pac:

pseudonym1 · 13-12-2008 7:14pm

Probably end up with a cheap lot of work done and needs more work sprayed and peeling with a dodgy past type with many previous owners model !

brianthebard · 13-12-2008 7:14pm

Doc wrote: »

For a free car :rolleyes:

Did you plan this trip for a car or for the trip?

cianclarke · 13-12-2008 7:17pm

..I'm pretty handy with photoshop?

Doc · 13-12-2008 7:21pm

brianthebard wrote: »

Did you plan this trip for a car or for the trip?

For the trip. He only said about the car yesterday and I've been planning my trip for months as Im travelling anyway why not try get a free car for when I get back?

i71jskz5xu42pb · 13-12-2008 7:25pm

Doc wrote: »

For a free car :rolleyes:

Master of the Obvious!

I say go for it. You now have an interesting ice breaker to chat up women waaay outside your league and to coax them into a state of scantylycladedness. Even if your boss buys you a corgi car it's a win win. Just don't stop at 30, you'll need to pool to choose from when you get home.

http://toys.shop.ebay.ie/items/?_nkw=mr+potato+head&_sacat=220&_fromfsb=&_trksid=m270.l1313&_odkw=mr+potato+head+original&_osacat=220

Doc · 13-12-2008 7:30pm

Warren Obnoxious Tearful wrote: »

Master of the Obvious!

I say go for it. You now have an interesting ice breaker to chat up women waaay outside your league and to coax them into a state of scantylycladedness. Even if your boss buys you a corgi car it's a win win. Just don't stop at 30, you'll need to pool to choose from when you get home.

http://toys.shop.ebay.ie/items/?_nkw=mr+potato+head&_sacat=220&_fromfsb=&_trksid=m270.l1313&_odkw=mr+potato+head+original&_osacat=220

This is what I was thinking. It would be a really fun thing to try and do but 30 countries might be hard so I was looking for a backup plan. He never said I had to take the photos. I would like to do it all myself if I could though.

Peared · 13-12-2008 7:37pm

I have a pic of me in a short skirt with Brian Cowan.

That's Ireland sorted for ya.

truecrippler · 13-12-2008 7:42pm

Peared wrote: »

I have a pic of me in a short skirt with Brian Cowan.

That's Ireland sorted for ya.

You're a Pear, not a Potato. :rolleyes:

Peared · 13-12-2008 7:45pm

Cowan is the ultimate Mr Potato Head, surely.

The lips! The potatoeiness!

i71jskz5xu42pb · 13-12-2008 7:46pm

Peared wrote: »

I have a pic of me in a short skirt with Brian Cowan.

That's Ireland sorted for ya.

Which one of you looks more like Mr Potato head? If it's you, Brian Cowan will need to be wearing a short skirt.

There's a nice thought.

themadchef · 13-12-2008 7:55pm

Seriously cheap hookers.

Tell them it's your kink, (the potato head photo thingy). Tell them you cant preform, but the pics get you off at home. They may even pity you if you do the sad puppy look well

.

Lets say €20 a pop pic, €600 well spent.

Nichololas · 13-12-2008 8:01pm

Man you've got a potato head what would you need with a car? Seriously, quite while you've a head.

Sharpshooter · 13-12-2008 8:33pm

Doc wrote: »

I just had my last day working yesterday I intend to go back-packing and my now ex boss gave me a Mr.Potato Head and said that if I could get 30 photos of Mr.Potato Head in 30 different countries with beautiful scantly clad women he would buy me a car. He is the kind of person that would do it too, (young and more money then sense sometimes). He said the quality of the car would be based on the quality of the women in the photos.

Anyone got a Mr Potato head and want to help me get a car?

Is your ex boss , batting for the other side , I wonder.
First , he gives you head.;)
Then he make's sure you over indulge in at least 30 scantly clad women, ( hoping to put you off the fairer sex);)
Then he promises you a brand new car upon your return, ( making sure you do come back ).:cool::D

And in answer to your question , no , I don't have a Mr. Potato head to help you out, but I really wish I had.:pac:

I hope you get the car of your dreams , and just think what a story it will have behind it.:pac:

Terry · 13-12-2008 8:46pm

Cleek.

javaboy · 13-12-2008 9:16pm

Terry wrote: »

Cleek.

Now all he needs is an ebay listing for 30 scantily clad wimmins.

Terry · 13-12-2008 9:25pm

javaboy wrote: »

Now all he needs is an ebay listing for 30 scantily clad wimmins.

A few ryanair calendars will sort that.

pickarooney · 13-12-2008 9:45pm

When you ask if anyone has a Mr. Potato Head, is it because you have, since yesterday, lost yours or are you looking for people in various scantily-clad-women-having countries to take photos of their Mr. Potato Heads and send them to you?

I have one of me in Amsterdam with Mr. Potato Head, but it's a bit blurry because...

...we were both kind of mashed.

Shacklebolt · 13-12-2008 9:46pm

Will photos with this individual do?

http://www.bloggits.com/2008/7/28/Pictures/Funny/Micheal-Jackson-Potato-Head/michael-jackson(bloggits.com).gif

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 13-12-2008 9:54pm

How will your boss know you are in all them countries...

You need hot women, scantily clad beside the border of the country you are in (you need the signpost to indicate where you are) A lot of work, but it's a car. Goodluck with your endevour.

javaboy · 13-12-2008 10:09pm

Doc wrote: »

I just had my last day working yesterday I intend to go back-packing and my now ex boss gave me a Mr.Potato Head and said that if I could get 30 photos of Mr.Potato Head in 30 different countries with beautiful scantly clad women he would buy me a car. He is the kind of person that would do it too, (young and more money then sense sometimes)

Here's what you do: Write down the deal on a piece of paper and ask him to sign it but.......... Leave the 'r' out of 'countries' and hope he doesn't notice.

pickarooney · 13-12-2008 10:59pm

javaboy wrote: »

Here's what you do: Write down the deal on a piece of paper and ask him to sign it but.......... Leave the 'r' out of 'countries' and hope he doesn't notice.

That would turn the difficult into the impossible. Scantily clad women in Roscommon?

javaboy · 13-12-2008 11:06pm

pickarooney wrote: »

That would turn the difficult into the impossible. Scantily clad women in Roscommon?

Nothing in the OP saying it had to be outdoors so a picture of some scantily clad wimmins in a nice heated car while quickly passing through Roscommon would do the job.

No the real challenge is in finding Leitrim.

Manic Moran · 14-12-2008 2:44am

Send the Mr Potatohead to me in Afghanistan. By local standards, the average US female soldier is shamelessly scantily clad.

NTM

Mr.Potato Head + Travel + Sexy women = Car

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