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McSeamus ORiley

Star? Not I! Movie – it too has a star in or a cameo who wore mask – cast are livewires.

Soda-pop straws are sold, as part-encased a hot tin, I saw it in mad dog I met. Is dog rosy? Tie-dye booths in rocks.

All ewes lessen ill. I see sheep in Syria? He, not I, deep in Syria, has done. No one radio drew old one.

Many moths – I fondle his; no lemons are sold. Loot delis, yob, moths in a deli bundle his tin. Pins to net a ball I won – pins burst input. I loot to get a looter a spot paler. Arm a damsel – doom a dam. Not a base camera was in a frost, first on knees on top spot. Now a camera was a widened dam.

Ask: Cold, do we dye? No, hot – push tap, set on to hosepipe. Nuts in a pod liven.

A chasm regrets a motto of a fine veto of wars. Too bad – I all won. A sadist sent cadets – a war reign a hero derides. A bad loser, a seer, tossed a cradle – he begat to cosset – a minaret for Carole, Beryl, Nora. We’re not as poor to self.

I risk cold as main is tidal. As not one to delay burden, I don’t set it on “hot”. A foot made free pie race losses runnier. As draw won pull, eye won nose. Vile hero saw order it was in – even a moron saw it – no, witnessed it: Llama drops – ark riots. Evil P.M. in a sorer opus enacts all laws but worst arose. Grab a nosey llama – nil lesser good, same nicer omen.

In pins? No, it is open. If a top spins, dip in soot.

Madam, as I desire, dictates: Pull aside, damsels, I set a rag not for a state bastion. A test I won e.g. a contest I won.

Kidnap, in part, an idle hero. Megastars, red, rosy, tied no tie. Blast! A hero! We do risk a yeti’s opposition!

He too has a wee bagel still up to here held.

Demigods pack no mask, cap nor a bonnet, for at last a case is open – I left a tip – it wets. A dog wets too. Radios to help pay my tip, pull a tip.

Ale, zoo beer, frets yon animal. Can it? New sex arose but, we sots, not to panic – it’s ale – did I barrel? Did I lose diadem, rare carrot in a jar of mine? Droop as tops sag – unseen knots.

A cat ate straw as buck risk cud; evil foe, nil a red nag ate? Bah! Plan it – silage. Model foot in arboreta.

I, dark Satanist, set fire – voodoo – to slat. I design a metal as parrot, I deem it now. One vast sum is no ten in set – amen! Indeed, nine drag a yam, nine drag a tie. Dame nabs flower; can we help man? Woman is worse nob.

Mud level rose, so refill a rut. A nag of iron I made to trot I defied – I risk leg and its ulnae. Can a pen I felt to bid dollar or recite open a crate, open a cradle, his garret?

Sample hot Edam in a pan. I’m a rotten digger – often garden I plan, I agreed; All agreed? Aye, bore ensign; I’d a veto – I did lose us site. Wool to hem us? No, cotton. Site pen in acacias or petals a last angel bee frets in.

I met a gorilla (simian); a mate got top snug Noel fire-lit role. Manet, Pagnol, both girdle his reed bogs.

Flan I reviled, a vet nods to order it, Bob, and assign it. Totem users go help mates pull as eye meets eye. Son – mine – pots a free pie, yes? No. Left a tip? Order a dish to get. A ring is worn – it is gold. Log no Latin in a monsignor, wet or wise. Many a menu to note carrot.

Cat in a boot loots; As I live, do not tell! A bare ***, as flat on fire, I know loots guns, fires a baton, nets a hero my ale drop made too lax.

If it is

to rain, a man is a sign; I wore macs, no melons rot. I use moths if rats relive, sir, or retire.

Vendor pays: I admire vendee, his pots net roe. Nine dames order an opal fan; I’ll ask cold log fire vendor to log igloo frost. Under Flat Six exist no devils.

Marxist nods to Lenin. To Lenin I say: “Mama is a deb, besides a bad dosser.”

Gen it up to get “ova” for “egg”. I recall a tarot code: yell at a dessert side-dish sale. Yes/nos a task cartel put correlate: E.S.P. rocks a man. I am a man, am no cad, I’m aware where it’s at!

Fire! Its an ogre-god to help, man, as I go. Do not swap; draw, pull a troll!

It’s not a cat I milk – calf, for a fee, sews a button - knit or tie damsel over us. Mined gold lode I fill until red nudes I met in a moor-top bar can. I sit, I fill a diary – trap nine men in ten-part net – oh, sir, I ask, cod nose? No, damp eel.

So, to get a name! I say, Al! I am Al! Last, I felt, to breed, deer begat.

To can I tie tissue – damp – or deliver Omani artist – a man of Islam.

In a den mad dogs lived on minis a signor who lived afore targets in at. As eremites pull, I, we, surf, fantasise, mend a bad eye. No hero met satyr; Tony, as I stressed, won’t, so cosset satyr.

A vet on isles made us sign it, a name. Foe man one sub.

Aside no dell I fret a wallaby; metal ferrets yodel, like so. On a wall I ate rye. Bored? No, was I rapt! One more calf? O.K., calf, one more, bossy! No! Lock cabin, rob yam, sip martini. Megastar was in a risk.

Cat? No, I’m a dog; I’m a sad loyal pet. A design I wore – kilts (a clan); if net drawn, I put it up. Royal spots snag – royal prevents rift.

Composer, good diet, are both super, God – label it a love of art, lustre. Video bored, no wise tale e.g. a mini tale – no sagas seen. Knack: cede no foes a canal.

Pay – as I sign I lie; clear sin it is; e.g. “Amadeus” sign I – lira for ecu, decimal – sin as liar.

Trad artistes pull a

doom, a drawer won’t.

Is it sold loot? No, I suffered loss. A man is god; Amen! I came nice Tahiti (sic).

It’s ale for a ban if for a fast – is role to help mash turnip? Use zoo? No - grasp order – use no zoos. Warts on time did sag.

No grade “X” “A” Level? Oh, “A”! I’d a “B” or a “C”. So – pot? No, we lop. Date? Take no date! Bah! Play L.P.

Miss (a lass, all right?) flew to space in NASA era. Rose no (zero) cadets ate raw. As a wise tart I fined rags red Lenin, we help pay bet – a risk – cash to Brian. I put a clam in a pool – a pool wets.

Mahdi puts a stop to harem – miss it in one vote, lost in one, veto of none. Post-op, no tonsil; I ate; no tastier, eh? We sleep at noon time so I dare not at one; no time stops as I time tides. A bed: under it, roll; in a mania, panic!

In a pond I did as Eros as Lee felt tenrec. “Ink” – list it under “I”. Termites put pen in a way. Democrats wonder, I too. To slay moths a dog did.

I saw elf; elf, far now, is a devilish taboo, rag-naked. I hid a bootleg disc. I, saboteur, toss it in. Oops! No legs! Laminated, a cask, conker in it, negates all if it is simple.

Hot pages are in a mag, nor will I peer, familiar tat, so lewd, native rot. Toner, ewe wore no trace; vagabond ewes do. Oh, Ada! Have pity! A pitiable eel – “Oh wet am I!” - to save, note: bite gill as I do.

Call a matador minor, eh? As I live, don’t! Is torero no rigid animal debaser if tipsy? Ale drew esteem in a matador. A bolero, monks I rate play or go dig rocks; a can I step on.

Go! Gas – it evades a bedsit – set a roost on fire. Boss sent a faded eclair to green imp or dog, I’d don a belt to boot it; if Ada hid a boot, panic.

I mock comic in a mask, comedian is a wit if for eventide. Vole no emu loved is not a ferret, so pet or witness a weasel if not. I hired less, am not so bossy, as yet amateur.

To stir evil, Edna can impugn a hotel: bad loos, hot on Elba: I may melt. Tart solicits it rawer, gets it rare. Push crate open; I ram buses, use no trams.

Did I say, not to idiot nor a bare ferret, to trap rat, strap loops rat? Stewpot was on. Hot? I was red! Lessen it! Fine man on pot? No, pen inside by a bad law. So I made rips – nine delays.

Some Roman items in a.m. ordered “Is room for a ban?” “It is,” I voted: I sat pews in aisle. Beryl, no tiro to my burden, made off for a contest, I won kiss. I may raid fine dales. I raid lochs if I to help am.

Forecast for Clare v. Essex: If no rain, a man is ref. Fusspots net foxes.

Senor is a gnome, latinos’ bad eyesore. Help misses run to border, Casanova, now, or drab hotel.

Ma has a heron; I sleep, pet’s on nose, sir! Rev. I rag loved art live – fine poser. Ultra-plan: I feign, I lie: cedar to disperse – last one? No, last six. Enamel bonnet for a dark car to toss a snail at. In it all, Eve lost; Seth’s a hero slain on a trap – Rise, Sir Ogre Tamer.

Upon Siamese box I draw design. I, knight able to help, missed an alp seen in Tangier of fine metal pots. Tin I mined rages – order nine, melt ten. Tone radios; tones are not to concur. Ten-tone radar I bomb – best fire-lit so hostel side meets eerie mini red domicile. A gulf to get is not a rare tale; no time to nod.

Row on, evil yobs, tug, pull. If dogs drowse, fill a rut. An era’s drawers draw. Put in mid-field in a band I dig a tub deep. Staff on a remit did refill a minaret.

Sam’s a name held in a flat, or, sir, bedsit. I wonder, is it illicit ore? No ties? A bit under? Retarded? Is ‘owt amiss? I’m on pot; not so Cecil, a posh guy a hero met. A red date was not to last so Cecil sat.

Tip? An iota to pay, a dot; sad, I drop item. I’d ask, call, Odin, a Norseman’s god: “Pay payee we owe radio dosh o.n.o.” I to me? No, I to media.

Peril in golf – is ball a “fore”? K.O.!

Vexed I am re my raw desires. Alto has eye on nose but tone-muser pianist is level-eyed. I lost a tie. Blast! In uni no grades are musts. Avast! Never port! Sea may be rut.

Part on rose? - It’s a petal. Define metal:

Tin is … (I gulp!) can!

I am a fine posse man, I pull a ton. Ron, a man I put on, I made suffer of evil emu’s sadism. Leo’s never a baron - a bad loss but evil – topple him, Leo’s lad. Assign a pen, can I? A pal is note decoding.

Is damp mule tail-less? No, ill; I breed for its tone. Radio speed, to grower, grew. Open a lot? No, stamp it; if for a free peso – not ecu -deign it. Times ago stone rates, e.g. at Scilly, display a wont.

No wish to get a design I, Sir Des, I’ve let? No bus sees Xmas fir. O.K. – cab – tart it up; tie lots – diamond, log or tinsel; first end errata edit. So “le vin (A.C.)”, Martini, Pils lager, one tonic.

I pegged a ball up to here when I got a top star role, Beryl. Gun is too big – won’t I menace? Yes? No?

Ill? A cold? Abet icecap’s nip. U.S.A. meets E.E.C. inside tacit sale – see! Beg a cotton tie, ma! No trial, so dodo traps exist. Arabs under-admire card label good hood stole.

In rage erupted Etna. Will a rotunda, bare villa, to tyro. Lack car? Non-U! Get a mini! My, my, Ella, more drums per gong; get a frog – nil less. Rod, never ever sneer. Got to?

I disperse last pair of devils (ah!) here today or else order cash to breed emus. Said I: “Are both superlative?” C.I.D. assign it lemon peel still. I wore halo of one bottle from a ref (football) – a tip; so hit last ego slap a mate got.

Late p.m. I saw gnu here (non-a.m.) or an idea got a dog to nod – I made felt to boot.

Fill in a lad? Nay, not all, Edna – lash to buoy. Did you biff one Venus? Not I! “Broth, girl!” ladies ordered – “No, with gin!” – a fine plate, maybe suet; no carton I made rots in it.

Med: a hill, Etna, clears in it. Ali, Emir, to slap in/slam in. All in all I made bad losers sign it – alibi. Set a lap for a level bat.

A bed, sir, eh? To put cat now? Drat! Such an idyll of a dog’s lair! That`s it, open it – a cage! Big nit sent rat! Some day (A.D.) send ewe. No, draw a pot now, do! Of wary rat in a six ton tub.

Edna, ask satyr: “Tel. a.m.?” No, tel. p.m.; Israeli tuner is damp. Use item: “Anna Regina”. No! Dye main room (“salle”) red!

Nice caps for a sea cadet in U.S.A. – Now I, space cadet, am it, sea vessel rep. Pin it on Maria, help Maria fondle her fine hotpot. No! Meet; set up to net, avoid a lesion. Set acid arena: Bruno one, Reg nil. Like it to sign in? Even I am nine-toed! I vote votes.

Oh, can a nose-rut annoy? No, best is Dorset. I know, as liar, to snoop, malign. “I’ll order it to get a bedroom door,” began a miser I fed.

Am I to peer, fan? Is a door by metal? Ere sun-up, drowse, nod, lose magnet. Food? Buns? I’ll ask. Corn? I’ll ask. Corn – I snack. Cats snack (cold rat). Sum for a bag: nil. First, is remit “traps in net”? Yes, on a par. Coots yell over a dam I made. Bared nudist went a foot, I made roots. I tip a canon: “Row, sir, at same tide; man one: row tug.”

Sewer of denim axes a wide tail – a terror recipe to hero made manic. I, to resign? I ? Never!

“OFT I FELT ITS SENSUOUSNESS” – title fit for evening is erotic; I named a more hot epic – error retaliated – I was examined for ewe’s gut, wore no named item.

A star is worn on a cap, it is too red. Am I too fat? Newts I’d under a bed. Am I mad? Are volleys too crap? A nosey tennis part-timer sits rifling a bar of mustard.

Lock cans, stack cans in rocks, all in rocks, all I snub. Do often games, old ones, word-pun use; relate, my brood, as in a free pot I made fires, I manage brood. Moor debate got tired rolling, I lampoon, so trail saw on kites.

Rod sits, ebony on nature, so Nana chose to veto video. Ten in main evening is O.T.T. i.e. killing; Ere noon, urban eradicates noise, lad, I ovate not. Put esteem on top (to hen, if reheld).

No fair ample hair – am not I nipper-less? Eva estimated ace caps I won as united. A Caesar of space, Cinderella’s moor, Niamey Don (a Niger-an name), ties up mad sire, nut! I, Lear, simpleton male, try tasks “A” and “E”

but not “XI”. Sanitary raw food won top award one Wednesday – a demo.

Start nesting, I beg a cat. I? Nepotist? Ah, trials, God! A folly, Dinah, custard won’t act up; other is debatable. Velar: of palate; sibilating is “s”.

Resold: a bed, a mill, an ill animal – snip, also trim. Eilat in Israel can tell I had ‘em. Tin I stored (am I not raconteuse?) by a metal pen. If a night, I wondered, rose, I’d all right orbit on sun, even off.

I buoy, did you? Both Sal and Ella, Tony and Alan (“Ill if too bottle-fed, am I?”) do not. God! A toga! Ed in a Roman one, rehung! Was I, M.P. et al., to get a map? Also get salt? I, hospital lab to offer, am, or felt to be, no fool – a hero.

Will it sleep? No, melting is sad ice. Vital re-push to be raid, I assume. Deer, both sacred roes, Leroy (a doter, eh?) has lived for. I, apt sales rep’s idiot to greens, revere vendors selling or fat egg-nog reps.

Murder O’Malley, my mini mate – gun on rack. Calory total: liver, a bad nut or all I wanted (“et puree garnie”): lots. “Do, oh do, ogle bald racer,” I’m dared – N.U.S. bar at six.

Esparto, dodo’s lair to name it, not to cage bees, elasticated, is nice. Esteem, as up in space, cite bad local lions, eye can emit now. G.I. boots in ugly rebel or rat’s potato gin (eh?) were hot. Pull a bad egg – epic, I note, no regal slip in it. Ram can … (I’ve lost idea!)

Tarred nets, rifles, nitro, gold – no maid stole it. Put it, rat, back or if Sam (“X”) sees sub on televised rising, I sedate Goths. I won’t – no way.

Alps, idyllic stage set, are not so gas-emitting, I educe. To nose, peer, far off, I tip mats onto lane. Power grew or got deep so I dare not stir. Of deer, billions sell. I ate lump – mad sign, I do cede – tonsil a pain, acne pang is sad also. Elm I help pot, live – tub’s sold; a ban or a bar, even so, elms, I’d assume, live for. Effused am I not, up in a manor, not all up in a mess.

Open if a main A.C. plug is in it.

Late men I fed late – pasties or not. “Rapture” by a maestro prevents a vast sum erased.

Argon in units, albeit at solid eye level, sits in a … (I presume not) … tube, son. No eyes: a hot laser – is Ed wary?

Mermaid, ex- evoker of all A.B.s, I flog. Nil I repaid. Emotion! Emotion, oh so do I dare, woe!

Wee yap-yap dog’s name’s Ron. An idol lacks a dime tip, or did, as today a potato in a pitta slice costs a lot – tons. A wet adder ate more hay. Ugh! So, pal, ice cost on top? No, miss, I’m a two-sided rat, erred nut, I base it on erotic ill; It is I, red now; it is debris, rot.

Alf, an idle he-man as “master animal lifer” did time, ran off at speed, but a G.I. did nab an idle if dim nit. Upwards rewards are natural life’s words, God. Fill up guts, boy, live now or do not emit one later. A rat on site got flu.

Gaelic, I’m odd Erin, I’m Eire, esteemed islet. So hostile rifts ebb. Mob, I.R.A., dare not net R.U.C. – no cotton. Erase not, so I dare not nettle men in red rose garden – I’m in it.

Stop late men if foreign at nine. Esplanades, simple hotel, bath, gin – king is Edward IX; obese; Ma is no pure mater. Go! Rise, sir; part anon.

I also rehash tests – ‘O’ Level Latin, Italian. S.A.S., so, to track radar. Often nobleman exists alone – not sales reps – I do. Trade ceiling, i.e. final part, lures open if evil trade.

Volga River rises on no steppe. Elsinore has a hamlet – Oh, Bard, row on Avon!

A sacred robot nurses simple hero’s eye; dabs on it a lemon. Gas, iron, Essex often stops, suffers in a mania. Ron fixes several crofts, acer of maple. Hot, I fish; cold, I arise laden; if diary amiss, I know it set no car off. Foe-damned ruby motor, it only rebels.

Ian I swept aside to visit, in a bar of moorside red, Romanis met in a more mossy ale den. Inspired am I, Oswald. A bay bed is nine p on top. No name, niftiness- elder saw it. Oh no! Saw top wet star’s pool – part star, part otter. Refer a baron to idiot, Tony, as I did.

Smart ones use submarine.

Poet, arch-super-artiste, grew artistic. I lost rattle; my amiable, not oh so old, able to hang up, mina, can deliver it, so true. “Ta, matey!” – says so Boston (Mass.) elder I hit.

On file S.A.E. was sent – I wrote poster re fat on side, volume one – loved it, never off it, I was in. Aide mocks a manic; I mock comic, I nap: too bad I had a fit, I too. Bottle ban odd, I go drop mine, ergo trial ceded a fatness, sober if not so, or a test is debased.

A vet is agog – no pet’s in a cask – corgi dog, royal pet, a risk no more.

Lob a rod at a man I meet. Sewer delays pit fires – a bedlam in a dig – iron ore rots it. No devil is a hero – Nimrod.

At a mall a cod is all I get. I bet on Eva, so Tim ate whole eel bait, I pay tip, Eva had a hood sewed. No B.A. gave car to Nero, we were not to rev it and we lost a trail; I’m a free pill, I wrong a man. I erase gap; to help miss it, I fill a set. A gent in ire knocks a cadet.

Animals’ gel on spoon – it is so true to basics – I’d gel; too bad I hide kangaroo baths – I lived as I won raffle, flew as I did go, dash, to my, also too tired now, star comedy: A wan, inept, upset I’m retired, nut; its ilk, nicer. Nettle feels a sore; sad, I did no panic in a pain, am an ill or tired, nude, based item; it is a spot.

Semitone, not a tone, radios emit; no, on tape; elsewhere it’s a tone.

Tail is not on; pots open on foot, even on it, so let oven (on, it is) simmer – a hotpot’s a stupid ham stew.

Loop a loop, animal – cat up in air.

Both sacks I rate by apple hewn in elder’s garden if it rates, I was aware – tasted a core.

Zones or areas, Annie, cap, so twelfth girl, lass, alas, simply (alpha beta) done, Kate. Tadpole won top Oscar, Obadiah, “O” Level axed.

Argon gas did emit no straw, so ozone sure drops argon, oozes up in Ruth’s ample hotel or sits afar off in a bar – of elastic, is it?

I hate cinema; cinema dogs in a mass. Older effusion to old – lost, is it now? Reward: a mood.

All upsets it.

Radar trails an Islamic educer of a riling issue, damages it in Israel. Ceiling is, I say, a plan, a case of one deck. Can knees sag as one Latin image elates, I wonder?

Oboe diverts ultra foe, volatile bald ogre – push to berate; I’d do, ogre. So, p.m., Oct. first, never play organ’s stops – lay or put it up in ward ten.

Final cast like rowing – I sedate play, old as am I, God! Am I! On tacks I ran; I saw rats. A Gemini tramp is May born.

I back colony’s sober omen of lack of lace. Rome, not Paris, a wonder.

Obey retail law – a noose killed oyster. Reflate my ball, a water-filled one. Disabuse no name of emanating issue.

Damsels, I note, vary tastes so cost now desserts. I say no! Try taste more honeyed. A bad nemesis at naff ruse will upset. I, mere Satanist, e.g. rater of a devil – (Oh wrong is a sin!) – I’m no devil’s god, damned.

Animals, if on a mat, sit. Rain, a more vile drop, made us site it in a cottage. Breed deer – bottle fits a llama.

I lay, as I emanate, go to sleep, mad ones on docks – air is hot. Entrap, net, nine men in party raid - all if it is in a crab-pot room, an itemised, under-lit, nullified old log den – I’m sure voles made it rot in knot.

Tubas we see far off lack limit. A cat on still or tall upward paws to no dog is an ample hot-dog, ergo nastier if tastier, eh? We, raw amid a conman, a mama in a mask, corpse et al., err.

Octuple tracks at a son’s eyelash side distressed a tall eye doctor, a tall ace, rigger of a vote: got put in egress; odd, abased, is ebbed, as I am, Amy, asinine lot! Nine lots! Don’t six rams live? Don’t six exist?

Alfred, nuts or fool gigolo, trod never if gold locks all in a flap on a red rose; made nine or ten stops.

I heed never, I’m Daisy, a prod never, I terrorise viler starfish. To me suitors, no lemons, came rowing. Is a sin a mania? Rot!

Sit! I fix a looted amp or delay more, hasten not. A baser if snug stool, wonkier, if not - Alf says - super, a ballet to no devil, is a stool too. Ban it, actor, race to no tune.

May names I wrote wrong (Is no man in it, a long old log?) sit in row, sign irate Goths; I dare drop it. At felon’s eye I peer, fast open – I’m nosey, esteem eyes. All upset, ample hogs resume totting. Is sad nabob tired? Roots don’t evade liver in Alf’s gob.

Deers I held right; oblong, apt enamel or tile rifle on gun spot to get a man – aim is all. I rogate, minister. Feeble gnats, alas late, prosaic, a canine pet is not to consume hot.

Loo, wet, issues old idiot; evading, I sneer, obey a deer, gall a deer, gain alpine dragnet for egg I’d net to ram in a pan I made to help master. Rags I held, arcane poet, arcane poetic error, all odd; I bottle fine panacean lust. I’d nag elks I ride if editor toted a minor. I fog a natural life.

Roses, or level dumb ones – rows in a mown, ample, hewn acre. Wolfsbane made it a garden in May, a garden indeed.

Nine mates, nine tons I must save now on time – editor raps a late man. G.I.s edit also, too. Do over if tests in a task radiate. Rob ran; I, too, fled.

“Omega” – list in alphabet.

A gander, a line of live ducks, irk cubs. A wart, set at a cast on knee, snug as spots.

A poor denim for a janitor, racer, armed aide, solid idler – rabid; I’d elastic in a pot, tons to sew.

Tubes or axes went in a clam, in an oyster. Free booze – lap it all up. Pity, my apple hot, so I’d a root stew. God, a stew! Tip it at feline! Posies, a cat’s altar often, no baron packs. A monk caps dog – I meddle here – hot? Pull its leg! A bee was a hoot, eh?

No, it is opposite. Yaks I rode wore hats, albeit on deity’s orders. Rats age more held in a trap, nip and I know it – set no cage now.

It’s eta; no, it’s a beta – Tsar of Tonga rates isles. Mad Ed is all upset at cider, is Ed? Is a madam too? Snip? I’d snip, spot a fine position, snip nine more cinemas.

Do ogres sell in a mall? Yes, on a barge so rats row tubs.

Wall last canes up or Eros, an imp, lives to irk, rasp or dam all tides sent. I won’t – I was no Roman – even I saw tired row – a sore. He lives on. “No!” we yell.

Up, now! Wards are in nurses’ sole care. I, peer, fed, am too fat? Oh, not I, test no dined ruby ale; dote not on salad it’s in – I am sad.

Locks I rifle so troops atone re war. Only rebel or a crofter animates so cottage beheld arcades, so trees are sold, abased. I redo, rehang, I err – a wasted act; nests I’d – as an owl – laid. A boot’s raw foot, even if a foot to master, germs (ah!) can evil do.

Pan is tune-pipe – so hot notes, paths up to honeydew.

Odd locks, a maddened (I was aware) macaw on top, spot no seen knots, rifts or fan, I saw. Are maces a baton, madam? Oodles, madam? Rare laptops are too late – got too lit up.

Nits rub – snip now, I’ll abate, not snip, nits I held.

Nubile Danish tomboys I led to old loser as no melons I held; no fish to my name. Nod lower, do I dare? No, one nods a hairy snipe. (Edit: one hairy snipe, eh?) See silliness, else we’ll ask cornish to obey deity’s or god’s item. I, God, damn it! I was in it! To Hades, acne trap, sad loser! As warts pop, a dosser I – we – vile rat, sack! Same row, oh woe! Macaroni, rats, as a hoot, tie. I vomit on rats

Fizman

Going Forward wrote: »

.DRIEEEW

Nabbed! Caught by the short n curlies OP.

.rail a ytrid a hcus er'ouY

EDIT: Just re-read it. Head hurts. Need bed.

challengemaster

'melborp' lleps t'nac uoy sdrawkcab neve

rotinaj

!!yaw rehto eht dnuora retinom ruoy nruT

Crash

Problem backwards kept breaking my head. Is it melborp, merbolp, or mebrolp?

Also, would love to figure out what triggered it, Firefox 3.0.5, not so great :P

monkeyfudge

Racecar?

Agent Smith

McSeamus ORiley wrote: »

Words

tl:dr


also, WTF?

N.O.I.P.

Its a weird firefox glitch, seen it happen a few times. Happened me a couple of times if flash games crashed out while loading. Only thing I could do was restart my computer.

Crash

Agent Smith wrote: »

tl:dr


also, WTF?

sdrawkcab saw ti fo enon esuaceB .eromyna mih ot klat t'nod ew ,haeY

McSeamus ORiley

Going Forward wrote: »

sdrawkcab saw ti fo enon esuaceB .eromyna mih ot klat t'nod ew ,haeY

?.....ti t'nsaW

Crash

aM eroY....

lilminx

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'm must be pretty fucked...cos thats all making sense


EDIT: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it know. Its all backwards

DUHHHHH

Turd... I was right with you till the feckin essay that followed... Now i'm contemplating that perhaps the last glass of wine was a bad idea..

and I grrr'd

emeraldstar

Going Forward wrote: »

You misspelt sometimes.

You misspelt a lot.

Mint Sauce

daerht taerg

:rolleyes:

McSeamus ORiley

McSeamus ORiley wrote: »

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.wedyenoh ot pu shtap ,seton toh os – epip-enut si naP

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.sbut wor star os egrab a no ,seY ?llam a ni lles sergo oD

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.tebahpla ni tsil – ”agemO“

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.deedni nedrag a ,yaM ni nedrag a ti edam enabsfloW .erca nweh ,elpma ,nwom a ni swor – seno bmud level ro ,sesoR

.efil larutan a gof I .ronim a detot rotide fi edir I skle gan d’I .tsul naecanap enif elttob I ;ddo lla ,rorre citeop enacra ,teop enacra ,dleh I sgaR .retsam pleh ot edam I nap a ni mar ot ten d’I gge rof tengard enipla niag ,reed a llag ,reed a yebo ,reens I ,gnidave ;toidi dlo seussi ,tew ,ooL

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!toR ?ainam a nis a sI .gniwor emac ,snomel on ,srotius em oT .hsifrats reliv esirorret I ,reven dorp a ,ysiaD m’I ,reven deeh I

.spots net ro enin edam ;esor der a no palf a ni lla skcol dlog fi reven dort ,ologig loof ro stun ,derflA

?tsixe xis t’noD ?evil smar xis t’noD !stol eniN !tol eninisa ,ymA ,ma I sa ,debbe si ,desaba ,ddo ;sserge ni tup tog :etov a fo reggir ,eca llat a ,rotcod eye llat a dessertsid edis hsaleye s’nos a ta skcart elputcO

.rre ,.la te esproc ,ksam a ni amam a ,namnoc a dima war ,eW ?he ,reitsat fi reitsan ogre ,god-toh elpma na si god on ot swap drawpu llat ro llits no tac A .timil kcal ffo raf ees ew sabuT

.tonk ni tor ti edam selov erus m’I – ned gol dlo deifillun ,til-rednu ,desimeti na ,moor top-barc a ni si ti fi lla - diar ytrap ni nem enin ,ten ,partnE .toh si ria – skcod no seno dam ,peels ot og ,etaname I sa ,yal I

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.eussi gnitaname fo eman on esubasiD .eno dellif-retaw a ,llab ym etalfeR .retsyo dellik esoon a – wal liater yebO

.rednow a ,siraP ton ,emoR .ecal fo kcal fo nemo rebos s’ynoloc kcab I

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.net draw ni pu ti tup ro yal – spots s’nagro yalp reven ,tsrif .tcO ,.m.p ,oS .ergo ,od d’I ;etareb ot hsup – ergo dlab elitalov ,eof artlu strevid eobO

?rednow I ,setale egami nitaL eno sa gas seenk naC .kced eno fo esac a ,nalp a ,yas I ,si gnilieC .learsI ni ti segamad ,eussi gnilir a fo recude cimalsI na sliart radaR

.ti stespu llA

.doom a :draweR ?won ti si ,tsol – dlo ot noisuffe redlO .ssam a ni sgod amenic ;amenic etah I

?ti si ,citsale fo – rab a ni ffo rafa stis ro letoh elpma s’htuR ni pu sezoo ,nogra spord erus enozo os ,warts on time did sag nogrA

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.eroc a detsat – erawa saw I ,setar ti fi nedrag s’redle ni nweh elppa yb etar I skcas htoB

.ria ni pu tac – lamina ,pool a pooL

.wets mah diputs a s’toptoh a – remmis )si ti ,no( nevo tel os ,ti no neve ,toof no nepo stop ;no ton si liaT

.enot a s’ti erehwesle ;epat no ,on ;time soidar ,enot a ton ,enotimeS

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.tedac a skconk eri ni tneg A .tes a llif I ,ti ssim pleh ot ;pag esare I .nam a gnorw I ,llip eerf a m’I ;liart a tsol ew dna ti ver ot ton erew ew ,oreN ot rac evag .A.B oN .dewes dooh a dah avE ,pit yap I ,tiab lee elohw eta miT os ,avE no teb I .teg I lla si doc a llam a tA

.dormiN – oreh a si lived oN .ti stor ero nori – gid a ni maldeb a – serif tip syaled reweS .teem I nam a ta dor a boL

.erom on ksir a ,tep layor ,god igroc – ksac a ni s’tep on – goga si tev A

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.tih I redle ).ssaM( notsoB os syas – ”!yetam ,aT“ .eurt os ,ti reviled nac ,anim ,pu gnah ot elba ,dlo os ho ton ,elbaima ym ;elttar tsol I .citsitra werg ,etsitra-repus-hcra ,teoP

.enirambus esu seno tramS

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!novA no wor ,draB ,hO – telmah a sah eronislE .eppets on no sesir reviR agloV

.edart live fi nepo serul ,trap lanif .e.i ,gniliec edarT .od I – sper selas ton – enola stsixe namelbon netfO .radar kcart ot ,os ,.S.A.S .nailatI ,nitaL leveL ’O‘ – stset hsaher osla I

.nona trap ;ris ,esiR !oG .retam erup on si aM ;esebo ;XI drawdE si gnik – nig ,htab ,letoh elpmis ,sedanalpsE .enin ta ngierof fi nem etal potS

.ti ni m’I – nedrag esor der ni nem eltten ton erad I os ,ton esarE .nottoc on – .C.U.R ten ton erad ,.A.R.I ,boM .bbe stfir elitsoh oS .telsi demeetse ,eriE m’I ,nirE ddo m’I ,cileaG

.ulf tog etis no tar A .retal eno time ton od ro won evil ,yob ,stug pu lliF .doG ,sdrow s’efil larutan era sdrawer sdrawpU .tin mid fi eldi na ban did .I.G a tub ,deeps ta ffo nar ,emit did ”refil lamina retsam“ sa nam-eh eldi na ,flA

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!eow ,erad I od os ho ,noitomE !noitomE .diaper I liN .golf I ,s.B.A lla fo rekove -xe ,diamreM

?yraw dE si – resal toh a :seye oN .nos ,ebut … )ton emuserp I( … a ni stis ,level eye dilos ta tiebla ,stinu ni nogrA

.desare mus tsav a stneverp ortseam a yb ”erutpaR“ .ton ro seitsap – etal def I nem etaL

.ti ni si gulp .C.A niam a fi nepO

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)!aedi tsol ev’I( … nac maR .ti ni pils lager on ,eton I ,cipe – gge dab a lluP .toh erew )?he( nig otatop s’tar ro leber ylgu ni stoob .I.G .won time nac eye ,snoil lacol dab etic ,ecaps ni pu sa ,meetsE .ecin si ,detacitsale ,seeb egac ot ton ,ti eman ot rial s’odod ,otrapsE

.xis ta rab .S.U.N – derad m’I ”,recar dlab elgo ,od ho ,oD“ .stol ”einrag eerup te“( detnaw I lla ro tun dab a ,revil :latot yrolaC .kcar no nug – etam inim ym ,yellaM’O redruM

.sper gon-gge taf ro gnilles srodnev erever ,sneerg ot toidi s’per selas tpa ,I .rof devil sah )?he ,retod a( yoreL ,seor dercas htob ,reeD .emussa I ,diar eb ot hsup-er latiV .eci das si gnitlem ,oN ?peels ti lliW

.oreh a – loof on ,eb ot tlef ro ,ma ,reffo ot bal latipsoh ,I ?tlas teg oslA ?pam a teg ot ,.la te .P.M ,I saW !gnuher ,eno namoR a ni dE !agot A !doG .ton od )”?I ma ,def-elttob oot fi llI“( nalA dna ynoT ,allE dna laS htoB ?uoy did ,youb I

.ffo neve ,nus no tibro thgir lla d’I ,esor ,derednow I ,thgin a fI .nep latem a yb )?esuetnocar ton I ma( derots I niT .me‘ dah I llet nac learsI ni taliE .mirt osla ,pins – lamina lli na ,llim a ,deb a :dloseR

.”s“ si gnitalibis ;etalap fo :raleV .elbatabed si rehto ;pu tca t’now dratsuc ,haniD ,yllof A !doG ,slairt ,hA ?tsitopeN ?I .tac a geb I ,gnitsen tratS

.omed a – yadsendeW eno drawa pot now doof war yratinaS .”IX“ ton tub

”E“ dna ”A“ sksat yrt ,elam notelpmis ,raeL ,I !tun ,eris dam pu seit ,)eman na-regiN a( noD yemaiN ,room s’alleredniC ,ecaps fo raseaC A .detinu sa now I spac eca detamitse avE ?ssel-reppin I ton ma – riah elpma riaf oN

.)dleher fi ,neh ot( pot no meetse tuP .ton etavo I ,dal ,esion setacidare nabru ,noon erE ;gnillik .e.i .T.T.O si gnineve niam ni neT .oediv otev ot esohc anaN os ,erutan no ynobe ,stis doR

.setik no was liart os ,noopmal I ,gnillor derit tog etabed rooM .doorb eganam I ,serif edam I top eerf a ni sa ,doorb ym ,etaler ;esu nup-drow ,seno dlo ,semag netfo oD .buns I lla ,skcor ni lla ,skcor ni snac kcats ,snac kcoL

.dratsum fo rab a gnilfir stis remit-trap sinnet yeson A ?parc oot syellov erA ?dam I mA .deb a rednu d’I stweN ?taf oot I mA .der oot si ti ,pac a no nrow si rats A

.meti deman on erow ,tug s’ewe rof denimaxe saw I – detailater rorre – cipe toh erom a deman I ;citore si gnineve rof tif eltit – ”SSENSUOUSNES STI TLEF I TFO“

!reveN ? I ?ngiser ot ,I .cinam edam oreh ot epicer rorret a – liat ediw a sexa mined fo reweS

”.gut wor :eno nam ;edit emas ta ,ris ,woR“ :nonac a pit I .stoor edam I ,toof a tnew tsidun deraB .edam I mad a revo lley stooC .rap a no ,seY ?”ten ni spart“ timer si ,tsriF .lin :gab a rof muS .)tar dloc( kcans staC .kcans I – nroC .ksa ll’I ?nroC .ksa ll’I ?snuB ?dooF .tengam esol ,don ,esword ,pu-nus erE ?latem yb rood a sI ?naf ,reep ot I mA

.def I resim a nageb ”,rood moordeb a teg ot ti redro ll’I“ .ngilam ,poons ot ,rail sa ,wonk I .tesroD si tseb ,oN ?yonna tur-eson a nac ,hO

.setov etov I !deot-enin ma I nevE ?ni ngis ot ti ekiL .lin geR ,eno onurB :anera dica teS .noisel a diova ,ten ot pu tes ;teeM !oN .toptoh enif reh eldnof airaM pleh ,airaM no ti niP .per lessev aes ,ti ma ,tedac ecaps ,I woN – .A.S.U ni tedac aes a rof spac eciN

!der )”ellas“( moor niam eyD !oN .”anigeR annA“ :meti esU .pmad si renut ilearsI ;.m.p .let ,oN ”?.m.a .leT“ :rytas ksa ,andE

.but not xis a ni tar yraw fO !od ,won top a ward ,oN .ewe dnes ).D.A( yad emoS !tar tnes tin giB !egac a – ti nepo ,ti s`tahT !rial s’god a fo llydi na hcuS !tarD ?won tac tup oT ?he ,ris ,deb A

.tab level a rof pal a teS .ibila – ti ngis sresol dab edam I lla ni llA .ni mals/ni pals ot ,rimE ,ilA .ti ni sraelc ,antE ,llih a :deM

.ti ni stor edam I notrac on ;teus ebyam ,etalp enif a – ”!nig htiw ,oN“ – deredro seidal ”!lrig ,htorB“ !I toN ?suneV eno ffib uoy diD .youb ot hsal – andE ,lla ton ,yaN ?dal a ni lliF

.toob ot tlef edam I – don ot god a tog aedi na ro ).m.a-non( ereh ung was I .m.p etaL

.tog etam a pals oge tsal tih os ;pit a – )llabtoof( fer a morf elttob eno fo olah erow I .llits leep nomel ti ngissa .D.I.C ”?evitalrepus htob erA“ :I diaS .sume deerb ot hsac redro esle ro yadot ereh )!ha( slived fo riap tsal esrepsid I

?ot toG .reens reve reven ,doR .ssel lin – gorf a teg ;gnog rep smurd erom ,allE ,ym ,yM !inim a teG !U-noN ?rac kcaL .oryt ot ,alliv erab ,adnutor a lliW .antE detpure egar nI

.elots dooh doog lebal drac erimda-rednu sbarA .tsixe spart odod os ,lairt oN !am ,eit nottoc a geB !ees – elas ticat edisni .C.E.E steem .A.S.U .pin s’paceci tebA ?dloc A ?llI

?oN ?seY ?ecanem I t’now – gib oot si nuG .lyreB ,elor rats pot a tog I nehw ereh ot pu llab a deggep I

.cinot eno ,regal sliP ,initraM ,”).C.A( niv el“ oS .tide atarre dne tsrif ;lesnit ro gol ,dnomaid – stol eit ;pu ti trat – bac – .K.O .rif samX sees sub oN ?tel ev’I ,seD riS ,I ngised a teg ot hsiw oN

.tnow a yalpsid ,yllicS ta .g.e ,setar enots oga semiT .ti ngied- uce ton – osep eerf a rof fi ;ti pmats ,oN ?tol a nepO .werg ,reworg ot ,deeps oidaR .enot sti rof deerb I ;lli ,oN ?ssel-liat elum pmad sI

.gnidoced eton si lap A ?I nac ,nep a ngissA .dal s’oeL ,mih elppot – live tub ssol dab a - norab a reven s’oeL .msidas s’ume live fo reffus edam I ,no tup I nam a ,noR .not a llup I ,nam essop enif a ma I

!nac )!plug I( … si niT

:latem enifeD .latep a s’tI - ?esor no traP

.tur eb yam aeS !trop reveN !tsavA .stsum era sedarg on inu nI !tsalB .eit a tsol I .deye-level si tsinaip resum-enot tub eson no eye sah otlA .serised war ym er ma I dexeV

!.O.K ?”erof“ a llab si – flog ni lireP

.aidem ot I ,oN ?em ot I ”.o.n.o hsod oidar ewo ew eeyap yaP“ :dog s’namesroN a ,nidO ,llac ,ksa d’I .meti pord I ,das ;tod a ,yap ot atoi nA ?piT

.tas liceC os tsal ot ton saw etad der A .tem oreh a yug hsop a ,liceC os ton ;top no m’I ?ssima two‘ sI ?dedrateR ?rednu tib A ?seit oN ?ero ticilli ti si ,rednow I .tisdeb ,ris ,ro ,talf a ni dleh eman a s’maS

.teranim a llifer did timer a no ffatS .peed but a gid I dnab a ni dleif-dim ni tuP .ward sreward s’are nA .tur a llif ,esword sgod fI .llup ,gut ,sboy live ,no woR

.don ot emit on ;elat erar a ton si teg ot flug A .elicimod der inim eiree steem edis letsoh os til-erif tseb – bmob I radar enot-neT .rucnoc ot ton era senot ;soidar enoT .net tlem ,enin redro – segar denim I niT .stop latem enif fo reignaT ni nees pla na dessim ,pleh ot elba thgink ,I .ngised ward I xob esemaiS nopU

.remaT ergO riS ,esiR – part a no nials oreh a s’hteS ;tsol evE ,lla ti nI .ta lians a ssot ot rac krad a rof tennob lemanE .xis tsal ,oN ?eno tsal – esrepsid ot radec :eil I ,ngief I :nalp-artlU .resop enif – evil tra devol gar I .veR !ris ,eson no s’tep ,peels I ;noreh a sah aM

.letoh bard ro ,won ,avonasaC ,redrob ot nur sessim pleH .eroseye dab ’sonital ,emong a si roneS

.sexof ten stopssuF .fer si nam a ,niar on fI :xessE .v eralC rof tsaceroF

.ma pleh ot I fi shcol diar I .selad enif diar yam I .ssik now I ,tsetnoc a rof ffo edam ,nedrub ym ot orit on ,lyreB .elsia ni swep tas I :detov I ”,si tI“ ”?nab a rof moor sI“ deredro .m.a ni smeti namoR emoS

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.ruetama tey sa ,yssob os ton ma ,ssel derih I .ton fi lesaew a ssentiw ro tep os ,terref a ton si devol ume on eloV .editneve rof fi tiw a si naidemoc ,ksam a ni cimoc kcom I

.cinap ,toob a dih adA fi ;ti toob ot tleb a nod d’I ,god ro pmi neerg ot rialce dedaf a tnes ssoB .erif no tsoor a tes – tisdeb a sedave ti – saG !oG

.no pets I nac a ;skcor gid og ro yalp etar I sknom ,orelob A .rodatam a ni meetse werd elA ?yspit fi resabed lamina digir on orerot sI !t’nod ,evil I sA ?he ,ronim rodatam a llaC

.od I sa llig etib :eton ,evas ot - ”!I ma tew hO“ – lee elbaitip A !ytip evaH !adA ,hO .od sewe dnobagav ;ecart on erow ewe ,renoT .tor evitan ,dwel os ,tat railimaf ,reep I lliw ron ,gam a ni era segap toH

.elpmis si ti fi lla setagen ,ti ni reknoc ,ksac a ,detanimaL !sgel oN !spoO .ni ti ssot ,ruetobas ,I .csid geltoob a dih I .dekan-gar ,oobat hsilived a si ,won raf ,fle ;fle was I

.did god a shtom yals oT .oot I ,rednow starcomeD .yaw a ni nep tup setimreT .”I“ rednu ti tsil – ”knI“ .cernet tlef eeL sa sorE sa did I dnop a nI

!cinap ,ainam a ni ;llor ,ti rednu :deb A .sedit emit I sa spots emit on ;eno ta ton erad I os emit noon ta peels eW ?he ,reitsat on ;eta I ;lisnot on ,po-tsoP .enon fo otev ,eno ni tsol ,etov eno ni ti ssim – merah ot pots a stup idhaM

.stew loop a – loop a ni malc a tup I .nairB ot hsac – ksir a – teb yap pleh ew ,nineL der sgar denif I trat esiw a sA .war eta stedac )orez( on esoR .are ASAN ni ecaps ot welf )?thgir lla ,ssal a( ssiM

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.gas did emit no straW .sooz on esu – redro psarg - oN ?ooz esU ?pinrut hsam pleh ot elor si – tsaf a rof fi nab a rof ela s’tI

.)cis( itihaT ecin emac I !nemA ;dog si nam A .ssol dereffus I ,oN ?tool dlos ti sI

.t’now reward a ,mood

a llup setsitra darT

.rail sa nis – lamiced ,uce rof aril – I ngis ”suedamA“ .g.e ;si ti nis raelc ;eil I ngis I sa – yaP

.lanac a seof on edec :kcanK .nees sagas on – elat inim a .g.e elat esiw on ,derob oediV .ertsul ,tra fo evol a ti lebal – doG ,repus htob era ,teid doog ,resopmoC

.tfir stneverp layor – gans stops layoR .pu ti tup I ,nward ten fi ;)nalc a( stlik – erow I ngised A .tep layol das a m’I ;god a m’I ,oN ?taC

.ksir a ni saw ratsageM .initram pis ,may bor ,nibac kcoL !oN !yssob ,erom eno ,flac ,.K.O ?flac erom enO !tpar I saw ,oN ?deroB .eyr eta I llaw a nO .os ekil ,ledoy sterref latem ;yballaw a terf I lled on edisA

.bus eno nam eoF .eman a ,ti ngis su edam selsi no tev A

.rytas tessoc os ,t’now ,desserts I sa ,ynoT ;rytas tem oreh oN .eye dab a dnem ,esisatnaf ,frus ,ew ,I ,llup setimere sA .ta ni stegrat erofa devil ohw rongis a sinim no devil sgod dam ned a nI

.malsI fo nam a – tsitra inamO reviled ro – pmad – eussit eit I nac oT

.tageb reed ,deerb ot ,tlef I ,tsaL !lA ma I !lA ,yas I !eman a teg ot ,oS

.lee pmad ,oN ?eson doc ,ksa I ,ris ,ho – ten trap-net ni nem enin part – yraid a llif I ,tis I .nac rab pot-room a ni tem I sedun der litnu llif I edol dlog deniM .su revo lesmad eit ro tink - nottub a swes ,eef a rof ,flac – klim I tac a ton s’tI

!llort a llup ,ward ;paws ton oD .og I sa ,nam ,pleh ot dog-ergo na stI !eriF

!ta s’ti erehw erawa m’I ,dac on ma ,nam a ma I .nam a skcor .P.S.E :etalerroc tup letrac ksat a son/seY .elas hsid-edis tressed a ta lley :edoc torat a llacer I .”gge“ rof ”avo“ teg ot pu ti neG

”.ressod dab a sediseb ,bed a si amaM“ :yas I nineL oT .nineL ot sdon tsixraM

.slived on tsixe xiS talF rednU .tsorf oolgi gol ot rodnev erif gol dloc ksa ll’I ;naf lapo na redro semad eniN .eor ten stop sih ,eednev erimda I :syap rodneV

.eriter ro ,ris ,eviler star fi shtom esu I .tor snolem on ,scam erow I ;ngis a si nam a ,niar ot

si ti fI

.xal oot edam pord ela ym oreh a sten ,notab a serif ,snug stool wonk I ,erif no talf sa ,*** erab A !llet ton od ,evil I sA ;stool toob a ni taC

.torrac eton ot unem a ynaM .esiw ro tew ,rongisnom a ni nitaL on goL .dlog si ti – nrow si gnir A .teg ot hsid a redrO ?pit a tfeL .oN ?sey ,eip eerf a stop – enim – noS .eye steem eye sa llup setam pleh og sresu metoT .ti ngissa dna ,boB ,ti redro ot sdon tev a ,deliver I nalF

.sgob deer sih eldrig htob ,longaP ,tenaM .elor til-erif leoN guns pot tog etam a ;)naimis( allirog a tem I

.ni sterf eeb legna tsal a slatep ro saicaca ni nep etiS .nottoc ,oN ?su meh ot looW .etis su esol did I – otev a d’I ;ngisne erob ,eyA ?deerga llA ;deerga I ,nalp I nedrag netfo – reggid nettor a m’I .nap a ni madE toh elpmaS

?terrag sih ,eldarc a nepo ,etarc a nepo eticer ro rallod dib ot tlef I nep a naC .eanlu sti dna gel ksir I – deifed I tort ot edam I nori fo gan A .tur a llifer os ,esor level duM

.bon esrow si namoW ?nam pleh ew nac ;rewolf sban emaD .eit a gard enin ,may a gard enin ,deednI !nema – tes ni net on si mus tsav enO .won ti meed I ,torrap sa latem a ngised I .tals ot – oodoov – erif tes ,tsinataS krad ,I

.aterobra ni toof ledoM .egalis – ti nalP !haB ?eta gan der a lin ,eof live ;duc ksir kcub sa warts eta tac A

.stonk neesnu – gas spot sa poorD ?enim fo raj a ni torrac erar ,medaid esol I diD ?lerrab I did – ela s’ti – cinap ot ton ,stos ew ,tub esora xes weN ?ti naC .lamina noy sterf ,reeb ooz ,elA

.pit a llup ,pit ym yap pleh ot soidaR .oot stew god A .stew ti – pit a tfel I – nepo si esac a tsal ta rof ,tennob a ron pac ,ksam on kcap sdogimeD

.dleh ereh ot pu llits legab eew a sah oot eH

!noitisoppo s’itey a ksir od eW !oreh A !tsalB .eit on deit ,ysor ,der ,sratsageM .oreh eldi na ,trap ni ,pandiK

.now I tsetnoc a .g.e now I tset A .noitsab etats a rof ton gar a tes I ,slesmad ,edisa lluP :setatcid ,erised I sa ,madaM

.toos ni pid ,snips pot a fI .nepo si ti ,oN ?snip nI

.nemo recin emas ,doog ressel lin – amall yeson a barG .esora tsrow tub swal lla stcane supo reros a ni .M.P livE .stoir kra – spord amalL :ti dessentiw ,on – ti was norom a neve – ni saw ti redro was oreh eliV .eson now eye ,llup now ward sA .reinnur sessol ecar eip eerf edam toof A .”toh“ no ti tes t’nod I ,nedrub yaled ot eno ton sA .ladit si niam sa dloc ksir I

.fles ot roop sa ton er’eW .aroN ,lyreB ,eloraC rof teranim a – tessoc ot tageb eh – eldarc a dessot ,rees a ,resol dab A .sedired oreh a ngier raw a – stedac tnes tsidas A .now lla I – dab ooT .sraw fo otev enif a fo ottom a sterger msahc A

.nevil dop a ni stuN .epipesoh ot no tes ,pat hsup – toh ,oN ?eyd ew od ,dloC :ksA

.mad denediw a saw aremac a woN .tops pot no seenk no tsrif ,tsorf a ni saw aremac esab a toN .mad a mood – lesmad a mrA .relap tops a retool a teg ot tool I .tupni tsrub snip – now I llab a ten ot sniP .nit sih eldnub iled a ni shtom ,boy ,siled tooL .dlos era snomel on ;sih eldnof I – shtom ynaM

.eno dlo werd oidar eno oN .enod sah ,airyS ni peed ,I ton ,eH ?airyS ni peehs ees I .lli nessel sewe llA

.skcor ni shtoob eyd-eiT ?ysor god sI .tem I god dam ni ti was I ,nit toh a desacne-trap sa ,dlos era swarts pop-adoS

.seriwevil era tsac – ksam erow ohw oemac a ro ni rats a sah oot ti – eivoM !I toN ?ratS

Fixed.

Tigger

sƃuıɥʇ ƃuıǝǝs ɟo ʎɐʍ ʎɯ oʇ punoɹ ƃuıɯɯoɔ s,ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ pɐlƃ ɯ,ı

ɔɐʇ¿ uo' ı’ɯ ɐ poƃ؛ ı’ɯ ɐ sɐp loʎɐl dǝʇ˙ ɐ pǝsıƃu ı ʍoɹǝ – ʞılʇs )ɐ ɔlɐu ıɟ uǝʇ pɹɐʍu' ı dnʇ ıʇ nd˙ ɹoʎɐl sdoʇs suɐƃ – ɹoʎɐl dɹǝʌǝuʇs ɹıɟʇ˙

ɔoɯdosǝɹ' ƃoop pıǝʇ' ɐɹǝ qoʇɥ sndǝɹ' ƃop – lɐqǝl ıʇ ɐ loʌǝ oɟ ɐɹʇ' lnsʇɹǝ˙ ʌıpǝo qoɹǝp' uo ʍısǝ ʇɐlǝ ǝ˙ƃ˙ ɐ ɯıuı ʇɐlǝ – uo sɐƃɐs sǝǝu˙ ʞuɐɔʞ: ɔǝpǝ uo ɟoǝs ɐ ɔɐuɐl˙

dɐʎ – ɐs ı sıƃu ı lıǝ؛ ɔlǝɐɹ sıu ıʇ ıs؛ ǝ˙ƃ˙ “ɐɯɐpǝns” sıƃu ı – lıɹɐ ɟoɹ ǝɔn' pǝɔıɯɐl – sıu ɐs lıɐɹ˙

ʇɹɐp ɐɹʇısʇǝs dnll ɐ

pooɯ' ɐ pɹɐʍǝɹ ʍou’ʇ˙

ıs ıʇ solp looʇ¿ uo' ı snɟɟǝɹǝp loss˙ ɐ ɯɐu ıs ƃop؛ ɐɯǝu¡ ı ɔɐɯǝ uıɔǝ ʇɐɥıʇı )sıɔ(˙

ıʇ’s ɐlǝ ɟoɹ ɐ qɐu ıɟ ɟoɹ ɐ ɟɐsʇ – ıs ɹolǝ ʇo ɥǝld ɯɐsɥ ʇnɹuıd¿ nsǝ zoo¿ uo - ƃɹɐsd oɹpǝɹ – nsǝ uo zoos˙ ʍɐɹʇs ou ʇıɯǝ pıp sɐƃ˙

uo ƃɹɐpǝ “x” “ɐ” lǝʌǝl¿ oɥ' “ɐ”¡ ı’p ɐ “q” oɹ ɐ “ɔ”˙ so – doʇ¿ uo' ʍǝ lod˙ pɐʇǝ¿ ʇɐʞǝ uo pɐʇǝ¡ qɐɥ¡ dlɐʎ l˙d˙

ɯıss )ɐ lɐss' ɐll ɹıƃɥʇ¿( ɟlǝʍ ʇo sdɐɔǝ ıu uɐsɐ ǝɹɐ˙ ɹosǝ uo )zǝɹo( ɔɐpǝʇs ɐʇǝ ɹɐʍ˙ ɐs ɐ ʍısǝ ʇɐɹʇ ı ɟıuǝp ɹɐƃs ɹǝp lǝuıu' ʍǝ ɥǝld dɐʎ qǝʇ – ɐ ɹısʞ – ɔɐsɥ ʇo qɹıɐu˙ ı dnʇ ɐ ɔlɐɯ ıu ɐ dool – ɐ dool ʍǝʇs˙

ɯɐɥpı dnʇs ɐ sʇod ʇo ɥɐɹǝɯ – ɯıss ıʇ ıu ouǝ ʌoʇǝ' losʇ ıu ouǝ' ʌǝʇo oɟ uouǝ˙ dosʇ-od' uo ʇousıl؛ ı ɐʇǝ؛ uo ʇɐsʇıǝɹ' ǝɥ¿ ʍǝ slǝǝd ɐʇ uoou ʇıɯǝ so ı pɐɹǝ uoʇ ɐʇ ouǝ؛ uo ʇıɯǝ sʇods ɐs ı ʇıɯǝ ʇıpǝs˙ ɐ qǝp: nupǝɹ ıʇ' ɹoll؛ ıu ɐ ɯɐuıɐ' dɐuıɔ¡

ıu ɐ doup ı pıp ɐs ǝɹos ɐs lǝǝ ɟǝlʇ ʇǝuɹǝɔ˙ “ıuʞ” – lısʇ ıʇ nupǝɹ “ı”˙ ʇǝɹɯıʇǝs dnʇ dǝu ıu ɐ ʍɐʎ˙ pǝɯoɔɹɐʇs ʍoupǝɹ' ı ʇoo˙ ʇo slɐʎ ɯoʇɥs ɐ poƃ pıp˙

ı sɐʍ ǝlɟ؛ ǝlɟ' ɟɐɹ uoʍ' ıs ɐ pǝʌılısɥ ʇɐqoo' ɹɐƃ-uɐʞǝp˙ ı ɥıp ɐ qooʇlǝƃ pısɔ˙ ı' sɐqoʇǝnɹ' ʇoss ıʇ ıu˙ oods¡ uo lǝƃs¡ lɐɯıuɐʇǝp' ɐ ɔɐsʞ' ɔouʞǝɹ ıu ıʇ' uǝƃɐʇǝs ɐll ıɟ ıʇ ıs sıɯdlǝ˙

ɥoʇ dɐƃǝs ɐɹǝ ıu ɐ ɯɐƃ' uoɹ ʍıll ı dǝǝɹ' ɟɐɯılıɐɹ ʇɐʇ' so lǝʍp' uɐʇıʌǝ ɹoʇ˙ ʇouǝɹ' ǝʍǝ ʍoɹǝ uo ʇɹɐɔǝ؛ ʌɐƃɐqoup ǝʍǝs po˙ oɥ' ɐpɐ¡ ɥɐʌǝ dıʇʎ¡ ɐ dıʇıɐqlǝ ǝǝl – “oɥ ʍǝʇ ɐɯ ı¡” - ʇo sɐʌǝ' uoʇǝ: qıʇǝ ƃıll ɐs ı po˙

ɔɐll ɐ ɯɐʇɐpoɹ ɯıuoɹ' ǝɥ¿ ɐs ı lıʌǝ' pou’ʇ¡ ıs ʇoɹǝɹo uo ɹıƃıp ɐuıɯɐl pǝqɐsǝɹ ıɟ ʇıdsʎ¿ ɐlǝ pɹǝʍ ǝsʇǝǝɯ ıu ɐ ɯɐʇɐpoɹ˙ ɐ qolǝɹo' ɯouʞs ı ɹɐʇǝ dlɐʎ oɹ ƃo pıƃ ɹoɔʞs؛ ɐ ɔɐu ı sʇǝd ou˙

ƃo¡ ƃɐs – ıʇ ǝʌɐpǝs ɐ qǝpsıʇ – sǝʇ ɐ ɹoosʇ ou ɟıɹǝ˙ qoss sǝuʇ ɐ ɟɐpǝp ǝɔlɐıɹ ʇo ƃɹǝǝu ıɯd oɹ poƃ' ı’p pou ɐ qǝlʇ ʇo qooʇ ıʇ؛ ıɟ ɐpɐ ɥıp ɐ qooʇ' dɐuıɔ˙

ı ɯoɔʞ ɔoɯıɔ ıu ɐ ɯɐsʞ' ɔoɯǝpıɐu ıs ɐ ʍıʇ ıɟ ɟoɹ ǝʌǝuʇıpǝ˙ ʌolǝ uo ǝɯn loʌǝp ıs uoʇ ɐ ɟǝɹɹǝʇ' so dǝʇ oɹ ʍıʇuǝss ɐ ʍǝɐsǝl ıɟ uoʇ˙ ı ɥıɹǝp lǝss' ɐɯ uoʇ so qossʎ' ɐs ʎǝʇ ɐɯɐʇǝnɹ˙

ʇo sʇıɹ ǝʌıl' ǝpuɐ ɔɐu ıɯdnƃu ɐ ɥoʇǝl: qɐp loos' ɥoʇ ou ǝlqɐ: ı ɯɐʎ ɯǝlʇ˙ ʇɐɹʇ solıɔıʇs ıʇ ɹɐʍǝɹ' ƃǝʇs ıʇ ɹɐɹǝ˙ dnsɥ ɔɹɐʇǝ odǝu؛ ı ɹɐɯ qnsǝs' nsǝ uo ʇɹɐɯs˙

pıp ı sɐʎ' uoʇ ʇo ıpıoʇ uoɹ ɐ qɐɹǝ ɟǝɹɹǝʇ' ʇo ʇɹɐd ɹɐʇ' sʇɹɐd loods ɹɐʇ¿ sʇǝʍdoʇ ʍɐs ou˙ ɥoʇ¿ ı ʍɐs ɹǝp¡ lǝssǝu ıʇ¡ ɟıuǝ ɯɐu ou doʇ¿ uo' dǝu ıusıpǝ qʎ ɐ qɐp lɐʍ˙ so ı ɯɐpǝ ɹıds – uıuǝ pǝlɐʎs˙

soɯǝ ɹoɯɐu ıʇǝɯs ıu ɐ˙ɯ˙ oɹpǝɹǝp “ıs ɹooɯ ɟoɹ ɐ qɐu¿” “ıʇ ıs'” ı ʌoʇǝp: ı sɐʇ dǝʍs ıu ɐıslǝ˙ qǝɹʎl' uo ʇıɹo ʇo ɯʎ qnɹpǝu' ɯɐpǝ oɟɟ ɟoɹ ɐ ɔouʇǝsʇ' ı ʍou ʞıss˙ ı ɯɐʎ ɹɐıp ɟıuǝ pɐlǝs˙ ı ɹɐıp loɔɥs ıɟ ı ʇo ɥǝld ɐɯ˙

ɟoɹǝɔɐsʇ ɟoɹ ɔlɐɹǝ ʌ˙ ǝssǝx: ıɟ uo ɹɐıu' ɐ ɯɐu ıs ɹǝɟ˙ ɟnssdoʇs uǝʇ ɟoxǝs˙

sǝuoɹ ıs ɐ ƃuoɯǝ' lɐʇıuos’ qɐp ǝʎǝsoɹǝ˙ ɥǝld ɯıssǝs ɹnu ʇo qoɹpǝɹ' ɔɐsɐuoʌɐ' uoʍ' oɹ pɹɐq ɥoʇǝl˙

ɯɐ ɥɐs ɐ ɥǝɹou؛ ı slǝǝd' dǝʇ’s ou uosǝ' sıɹ¡ ɹǝʌ˙ ı ɹɐƃ loʌǝp ɐɹʇ lıʌǝ – ɟıuǝ dosǝɹ˙ nlʇɹɐ-dlɐu: ı ɟǝıƃu' ı lıǝ: ɔǝpɐɹ ʇo pısdǝɹsǝ – lɐsʇ ouǝ¿ uo' lɐsʇ sıx˙ ǝuɐɯǝl qouuǝʇ ɟoɹ ɐ pɐɹʞ ɔɐɹ ʇo ʇoss ɐ suɐıl ɐʇ˙ ıu ıʇ ɐll' ǝʌǝ losʇ؛ sǝʇɥ’s ɐ ɥǝɹo slɐıu ou ɐ ʇɹɐd – ɹısǝ' sıɹ oƃɹǝ ʇɐɯǝɹ˙

ndou sıɐɯǝsǝ qox ı pɹɐʍ pǝsıƃu˙ ı' ʞuıƃɥʇ ɐqlǝ ʇo ɥǝld' ɯıssǝp ɐu ɐld sǝǝu ıu ʇɐuƃıǝɹ oɟ ɟıuǝ ɯǝʇɐl doʇs˙ ʇıu ı ɯıuǝp ɹɐƃǝs – oɹpǝɹ uıuǝ' ɯǝlʇ ʇǝu˙ ʇouǝ ɹɐpıos؛ ʇouǝs ɐɹǝ uoʇ ʇo ɔouɔnɹ˙ ʇǝu-ʇouǝ ɹɐpɐɹ ı qoɯq – qǝsʇ ɟıɹǝ-lıʇ so ɥosʇǝl sıpǝ ɯǝǝʇs ǝǝɹıǝ ɯıuı ɹǝp poɯıɔılǝ˙ ɐ ƃnlɟ ʇo ƃǝʇ ıs uoʇ ɐ ɹɐɹǝ ʇɐlǝ؛ uo ʇıɯǝ ʇo uop˙

ɹoʍ ou' ǝʌıl ʎoqs' ʇnƃ' dnll˙ ıɟ poƃs pɹoʍsǝ' ɟıll ɐ ɹnʇ˙ ɐu ǝɹɐ’s pɹɐʍǝɹs pɹɐʍ˙ dnʇ ıu ɯıp-ɟıǝlp ıu ɐ qɐup ı pıƃ ɐ ʇnq pǝǝd˙ sʇɐɟɟ ou ɐ ɹǝɯıʇ pıp ɹǝɟıll ɐ ɯıuɐɹǝʇ˙

sɐɯ’s ɐ uɐɯǝ ɥǝlp ıu ɐ ɟlɐʇ' oɹ' sıɹ' qǝpsıʇ˙ ı ʍoupǝɹ' ıs ıʇ ıllıɔıʇ oɹǝ¿ uo ʇıǝs¿ ɐ qıʇ nupǝɹ¿ ɹǝʇɐɹpǝp¿ ıs ‘oʍʇ ɐɯıss¿ ı’ɯ ou doʇ؛ uoʇ so ɔǝɔıl' ɐ dosɥ ƃnʎ ɐ ɥǝɹo ɯǝʇ˙ ɐ ɹǝp pɐʇǝ ʍɐs uoʇ ʇo lɐsʇ so ɔǝɔıl sɐʇ˙

ʇıd¿ ɐu ıoʇɐ ʇo dɐʎ' ɐ poʇ؛ sɐp' ı pɹod ıʇǝɯ˙ ı’p ɐsʞ' ɔɐll' opıu' ɐ uoɹsǝɯɐu’s ƃop: “dɐʎ dɐʎǝǝ ʍǝ oʍǝ ɹɐpıo posɥ o˙u˙o˙” ı ʇo ɯǝ¿ uo' ı ʇo ɯǝpıɐ˙

dǝɹıl ıu ƃolɟ – ıs qɐll ɐ “ɟoɹǝ”¿ ʞ˙o˙¡

ʌǝxǝp ı ɐɯ ɹǝ ɯʎ ɹɐʍ pǝsıɹǝs˙ ɐlʇo ɥɐs ǝʎǝ ou uosǝ qnʇ ʇouǝ-ɯnsǝɹ dıɐuısʇ ıs lǝʌǝl-ǝʎǝp˙ ı losʇ ɐ ʇıǝ˙ qlɐsʇ¡ ıu nuı uo ƃɹɐpǝs ɐɹǝ ɯnsʇs˙ ɐʌɐsʇ¡ uǝʌǝɹ doɹʇ¡ sǝɐ ɯɐʎ qǝ ɹnʇ˙

dɐɹʇ ou ɹosǝ¿ - ıʇ’s ɐ dǝʇɐl˙ pǝɟıuǝ ɯǝʇɐl:

ʇıu ıs … )ı ƃnld¡( ɔɐu¡

ı ɐɯ ɐ ɟıuǝ dossǝ ɯɐu' ı dnll ɐ ʇou˙ ɹou' ɐ ɯɐu ı dnʇ ou' ı ɯɐpǝ snɟɟǝɹ oɟ ǝʌıl ǝɯn’s sɐpısɯ˙ lǝo’s uǝʌǝɹ ɐ qɐɹou - ɐ qɐp loss qnʇ ǝʌıl – ʇoddlǝ ɥıɯ' lǝo’s lɐp˙ ɐssıƃu ɐ dǝu' ɔɐu ı¿ ɐ dɐl ıs uoʇǝ pǝɔopıuƃ˙

ıs pɐɯd ɯnlǝ ʇɐıl-lǝss¿ uo' ıll؛ ı qɹǝǝp ɟoɹ ıʇs ʇouǝ˙ ɹɐpıo sdǝǝp' ʇo ƃɹoʍǝɹ' ƃɹǝʍ˙ odǝu ɐ loʇ¿ uo' sʇɐɯd ıʇ؛ ıɟ ɟoɹ ɐ ɟɹǝǝ dǝso – uoʇ ǝɔn -pǝıƃu ıʇ˙ ʇıɯǝs ɐƃo sʇouǝ ɹɐʇǝs' ǝ˙ƃ˙ ɐʇ sɔıllʎ' pısdlɐʎ ɐ ʍouʇ˙

uo ʍısɥ ʇo ƃǝʇ ɐ pǝsıƃu ı' sıɹ pǝs' ı’ʌǝ lǝʇ¿ uo qns sǝǝs xɯɐs ɟıɹ˙ o˙ʞ˙ – ɔɐq – ʇɐɹʇ ıʇ nd؛ ʇıǝ loʇs – pıɐɯoup' loƃ oɹ ʇıusǝl؛ ɟıɹsʇ ǝup ǝɹɹɐʇɐ ǝpıʇ˙ so “lǝ ʌıu )ɐ˙ɔ˙(”' ɯɐɹʇıuı' dıls lɐƃǝɹ' ouǝ ʇouıɔ˙

ı dǝƃƃǝp ɐ qɐll nd ʇo ɥǝɹǝ ʍɥǝu ı ƃoʇ ɐ ʇod sʇɐɹ ɹolǝ' qǝɹʎl˙ ƃnu ıs ʇoo qıƃ – ʍou’ʇ ı ɯǝuɐɔǝ¿ ʎǝs¿ uo¿

ıll¿ ɐ ɔolp¿ ɐqǝʇ ıɔǝɔɐd’s uıd˙ n˙s˙ɐ˙ ɯǝǝʇs ǝ˙ǝ˙ɔ˙ ıusıpǝ ʇɐɔıʇ sɐlǝ – sǝǝ¡ qǝƃ ɐ ɔoʇʇou ʇıǝ' ɯɐ¡ uo ʇɹıɐl' so popo ʇɹɐds ǝxısʇ˙ ɐɹɐqs nupǝɹ-ɐpɯıɹǝ ɔɐɹp lɐqǝl ƃoop ɥoop sʇolǝ˙

ıu ɹɐƃǝ ǝɹndʇǝp ǝʇuɐ˙ ʍıll ɐ ɹoʇnupɐ' qɐɹǝ ʌıllɐ' ʇo ʇʎɹo˙ lɐɔʞ ɔɐɹ¿ uou-n¡ ƃǝʇ ɐ ɯıuı¡ ɯʎ' ɯʎ' ǝllɐ' ɯoɹǝ pɹnɯs dǝɹ ƃouƃ؛ ƃǝʇ ɐ ɟɹoƃ – uıl lǝss˙ ɹop' uǝʌǝɹ ǝʌǝɹ suǝǝɹ˙ ƃoʇ ʇo¿

ı pısdǝɹsǝ lɐsʇ dɐıɹ oɟ pǝʌıls )ɐɥ¡( ɥǝɹǝ ʇopɐʎ oɹ ǝlsǝ oɹpǝɹ ɔɐsɥ ʇo qɹǝǝp ǝɯns˙ sɐıp ı: “ɐɹǝ qoʇɥ sndǝɹlɐʇıʌǝ¿” ɔ˙ı˙p˙ ɐssıƃu ıʇ lǝɯou dǝǝl sʇıll˙ ı ʍoɹǝ ɥɐlo oɟ ouǝ qoʇʇlǝ ɟɹoɯ ɐ ɹǝɟ )ɟooʇqɐll( – ɐ ʇıd؛ so ɥıʇ lɐsʇ ǝƃo slɐd ɐ ɯɐʇǝ ƃoʇ˙

lɐʇǝ d˙ɯ˙ ı sɐʍ ƃun ɥǝɹǝ )uou-ɐ˙ɯ˙( oɹ ɐu ıpǝɐ ƃoʇ ɐ poƃ ʇo uop – ı ɯɐpǝ ɟǝlʇ ʇo qooʇ˙

ɟıll ıu ɐ lɐp¿ uɐʎ' uoʇ ɐll' ǝpuɐ – lɐsɥ ʇo qnoʎ˙ pıp ʎon qıɟɟ ouǝ ʌǝuns¿ uoʇ ı¡ “qɹoʇɥ' ƃıɹl¡” lɐpıǝs oɹpǝɹǝp – “uo' ʍıʇɥ ƃıu¡” – ɐ ɟıuǝ dlɐʇǝ' ɯɐʎqǝ snǝʇ؛ uo ɔɐɹʇou ı ɯɐpǝ ɹoʇs ıu ıʇ˙

ɯǝp: ɐ ɥıll' ǝʇuɐ' ɔlǝɐɹs ıu ıʇ˙ ɐlı' ǝɯıɹ' ʇo slɐd ıu/slɐɯ ıu˙ ɐll ıu ɐll ı ɯɐpǝ qɐp losǝɹs sıƃu ıʇ – ɐlıqı˙ sǝʇ ɐ lɐd ɟoɹ ɐ lǝʌǝl qɐʇ˙

ɐ qǝp' sıɹ' ǝɥ¿ ʇo dnʇ ɔɐʇ uoʍ¿ pɹɐʇ¡ snɔɥ ɐu ıpʎll oɟ ɐ poƃ’s lɐıɹ¡ ʇɥɐʇ`s ıʇ' odǝu ıʇ – ɐ ɔɐƃǝ¡ qıƃ uıʇ sǝuʇ ɹɐʇ¡ soɯǝ pɐʎ )ɐ˙p˙( sǝup ǝʍǝ˙ uo' pɹɐʍ ɐ doʇ uoʍ' po¡ oɟ ʍɐɹʎ ɹɐʇ ıu ɐ sıx ʇou ʇnq˙

ǝpuɐ' ɐsʞ sɐʇʎɹ: “ʇǝl˙ ɐ˙ɯ˙¿” uo' ʇǝl˙ d˙ɯ˙؛ ısɹɐǝlı ʇnuǝɹ ıs pɐɯd˙ nsǝ ıʇǝɯ: “ɐuuɐ ɹǝƃıuɐ”˙ uo¡ pʎǝ ɯɐıu ɹooɯ )“sɐllǝ”( ɹǝp¡

uıɔǝ ɔɐds ɟoɹ ɐ sǝɐ ɔɐpǝʇ ıu n˙s˙ɐ˙ – uoʍ ı' sdɐɔǝ ɔɐpǝʇ' ɐɯ ıʇ' sǝɐ ʌǝssǝl ɹǝd˙ dıu ıʇ ou ɯɐɹıɐ' ɥǝld ɯɐɹıɐ ɟouplǝ ɥǝɹ ɟıuǝ ɥoʇdoʇ˙ uo¡ ɯǝǝʇ؛ sǝʇ nd ʇo uǝʇ' ɐʌoıp ɐ lǝsıou˙ sǝʇ ɐɔıp ɐɹǝuɐ: qɹnuo ouǝ' ɹǝƃ uıl˙ lıʞǝ ıʇ ʇo sıƃu ıu¿ ǝʌǝu ı ɐɯ uıuǝ-ʇoǝp¡ ı ʌoʇǝ ʌoʇǝs˙

oɥ' ɔɐu ɐ uosǝ-ɹnʇ ɐuuoʎ¿ uo' qǝsʇ ıs poɹsǝʇ˙ ı ʞuoʍ' ɐs lıɐɹ' ʇo suood' ɯɐlıƃu˙ “ı’ll oɹpǝɹ ıʇ ʇo ƃǝʇ ɐ qǝpɹooɯ pooɹ'” qǝƃɐu ɐ ɯısǝɹ ı ɟǝp˙

ɐɯ ı ʇo dǝǝɹ' ɟɐu¿ ıs ɐ pooɹ qʎ ɯǝʇɐl¿ ǝɹǝ snu-nd' pɹoʍsǝ' uop' losǝ ɯɐƃuǝʇ˙ ɟoop¿ qnus¿ ı’ll ɐsʞ˙ ɔoɹu¿ ı’ll ɐsʞ˙ ɔoɹu – ı suɐɔʞ˙ ɔɐʇs suɐɔʞ )ɔolp ɹɐʇ(˙ snɯ ɟoɹ ɐ qɐƃ: uıl˙ ɟıɹsʇ' ıs ɹǝɯıʇ “ʇɹɐds ıu uǝʇ”¿ ʎǝs' ou ɐ dɐɹ˙ ɔooʇs ʎǝll oʌǝɹ ɐ pɐɯ ı ɯɐpǝ˙ qɐɹǝp unpısʇ ʍǝuʇ ɐ ɟooʇ' ı ɯɐpǝ ɹooʇs˙ ı ʇıd ɐ ɔɐuou: “ɹoʍ' sıɹ' ɐʇ sɐɯǝ ʇıpǝ؛ ɯɐu ouǝ: ɹoʍ ʇnƃ˙”

sǝʍǝɹ oɟ pǝuıɯ ɐxǝs ɐ ʍıpǝ ʇɐıl – ɐ ʇǝɹɹoɹ ɹǝɔıdǝ ʇo ɥǝɹo ɯɐpǝ ɯɐuıɔ˙ ı' ʇo ɹǝsıƃu¿ ı ¿ uǝʌǝɹ¡

“oɟʇ ı ɟǝlʇ ıʇs sǝusnonsuǝss” – ʇıʇlǝ ɟıʇ ɟoɹ ǝʌǝuıuƃ ıs ǝɹoʇıɔ؛ ı uɐɯǝp ɐ ɯoɹǝ ɥoʇ ǝdıɔ – ǝɹɹoɹ ɹǝʇɐlıɐʇǝp – ı ʍɐs ǝxɐɯıuǝp ɟoɹ ǝʍǝ’s ƃnʇ' ʍoɹǝ uo uɐɯǝp ıʇǝɯ˙

ɐ sʇɐɹ ıs ʍoɹu ou ɐ ɔɐd' ıʇ ıs ʇoo ɹǝp˙ ɐɯ ı ʇoo ɟɐʇ¿ uǝʍʇs ı’p nupǝɹ ɐ qǝp˙ ɐɯ ı ɯɐp¿ ɐɹǝ ʌollǝʎs ʇoo ɔɹɐd¿ ɐ uosǝʎ ʇǝuuıs dɐɹʇ-ʇıɯǝɹ sıʇs ɹıɟlıuƃ ɐ qɐɹ oɟ ɯnsʇɐɹp˙

loɔʞ ɔɐus' sʇɐɔʞ ɔɐus ıu ɹoɔʞs' ɐll ıu ɹoɔʞs' ɐll ı sunq˙ po oɟʇǝu ƃɐɯǝs' olp ouǝs' ʍoɹp-dnu nsǝ؛ ɹǝlɐʇǝ' ɯʎ qɹoop' ɐs ıu ɐ ɟɹǝǝ doʇ ı ɯɐpǝ ɟıɹǝs' ı ɯɐuɐƃǝ qɹoop˙ ɯooɹ pǝqɐʇǝ ƃoʇ ʇıɹǝp ɹollıuƃ' ı lɐɯdoou' so ʇɹɐıl sɐʍ ou ʞıʇǝs˙

ɹop sıʇs' ǝqouʎ ou uɐʇnɹǝ' so uɐuɐ ɔɥosǝ ʇo ʌǝʇo ʌıpǝo˙ ʇǝu ıu ɯɐıu ǝʌǝuıuƃ ıs o˙ʇ˙ʇ˙ ı˙ǝ˙ ʞıllıuƃ؛ ǝɹǝ uoou' nɹqɐu ǝɹɐpıɔɐʇǝs uoısǝ' lɐp' ı oʌɐʇǝ uoʇ˙ dnʇ ǝsʇǝǝɯ ou ʇod )ʇo ɥǝu' ıɟ ɹǝɥǝlp(˙

uo ɟɐıɹ ɐɯdlǝ ɥɐıɹ – ɐɯ uoʇ ı uıddǝɹ-lǝss¿ ǝʌɐ ǝsʇıɯɐʇǝp ɐɔǝ ɔɐds ı ʍou ɐs nuıʇǝp˙ ɐ ɔɐǝsɐɹ oɟ sdɐɔǝ' ɔıupǝɹǝllɐ’s ɯooɹ' uıɐɯǝʎ pou )ɐ uıƃǝɹ-ɐu uɐɯǝ(' ʇıǝs nd ɯɐp sıɹǝ' unʇ¡ ı' lǝɐɹ' sıɯdlǝʇou ɯɐlǝ' ʇɹʎ ʇɐsʞs “ɐ” ɐup “ǝ”

qnʇ uoʇ “xı”˙ sɐuıʇɐɹʎ ɹɐʍ ɟoop ʍou ʇod ɐʍɐɹp ouǝ ʍǝpuǝspɐʎ – ɐ pǝɯo˙

sʇɐɹʇ uǝsʇıuƃ' ı qǝƃ ɐ ɔɐʇ˙ ı¿ uǝdoʇısʇ¿ ɐɥ' ʇɹıɐls' ƃop¡ ɐ ɟollʎ' pıuɐɥ' ɔnsʇɐɹp ʍou’ʇ ɐɔʇ nd؛ oʇɥǝɹ ıs pǝqɐʇɐqlǝ˙ ʌǝlɐɹ: oɟ dɐlɐʇǝ؛ sıqılɐʇıuƃ ıs “s”˙

ɹǝsolp: ɐ qǝp' ɐ ɯıll' ɐu ıll ɐuıɯɐl – suıd' ɐlso ʇɹıɯ˙ ǝılɐʇ ıu ısɹɐǝl ɔɐu ʇǝll ı ɥɐp ‘ǝɯ˙ ʇıu ı sʇoɹǝp )ɐɯ ı uoʇ ɹɐɔouʇǝnsǝ¿( qʎ ɐ ɯǝʇɐl dǝu˙ ıɟ ɐ uıƃɥʇ' ı ʍoupǝɹǝp' ɹosǝ' ı’p ɐll ɹıƃɥʇ oɹqıʇ ou snu' ǝʌǝu oɟɟ˙

ı qnoʎ' pıp ʎon¿ qoʇɥ sɐl ɐup ǝllɐ' ʇouʎ ɐup ɐlɐu )“ıll ıɟ ʇoo qoʇʇlǝ-ɟǝp' ɐɯ ı¿”( po uoʇ˙ ƃop¡ ɐ ʇoƃɐ¡ ǝp ıu ɐ ɹoɯɐu ouǝ' ɹǝɥnuƃ¡ ʍɐs ı' ɯ˙d˙ ǝʇ ɐl˙' ʇo ƃǝʇ ɐ ɯɐd¿ ɐlso ƃǝʇ sɐlʇ¿ ı' ɥosdıʇɐl lɐq ʇo oɟɟǝɹ' ɐɯ' oɹ ɟǝlʇ ʇo qǝ' uo ɟool – ɐ ɥǝɹo˙

ʍıll ıʇ slǝǝd¿ uo' ɯǝlʇıuƃ ıs sɐp ıɔǝ˙ ʌıʇɐl ɹǝ-dnsɥ ʇo qǝ ɹɐıp' ı ɐssnɯǝ˙ pǝǝɹ' qoʇɥ sɐɔɹǝp ɹoǝs' lǝɹoʎ )ɐ poʇǝɹ' ǝɥ¿( ɥɐs lıʌǝp ɟoɹ˙ ı' ɐdʇ sɐlǝs ɹǝd’s ıpıoʇ ʇo ƃɹǝǝus' ɹǝʌǝɹǝ ʌǝupoɹs sǝllıuƃ oɹ ɟɐʇ ǝƃƃ-uoƃ ɹǝds˙

ɯnɹpǝɹ o’ɯɐllǝʎ' ɯʎ ɯıuı ɯɐʇǝ – ƃnu ou ɹɐɔʞ˙ ɔɐloɹʎ ʇoʇɐl: lıʌǝɹ' ɐ qɐp unʇ oɹ ɐll ı ʍɐuʇǝp )“ǝʇ dnɹǝǝ ƃɐɹuıǝ” loʇs˙ “po' oɥ po' oƃlǝ qɐlp ɹɐɔǝɹ'” ı’ɯ pɐɹǝp – u˙n˙s˙ qɐɹ ɐʇ sıx˙

ǝsdɐɹʇo' popo’s lɐıɹ ʇo uɐɯǝ ıʇ' uoʇ ʇo ɔɐƃǝ qǝǝs' ǝlɐsʇıɔɐʇǝp' ıs uıɔǝ˙ ǝsʇǝǝɯ' ɐs nd ıu sdɐɔǝ' ɔıʇǝ qɐp loɔɐl lıous' ǝʎǝ ɔɐu ǝɯıʇ uoʍ˙ ƃ˙ı˙ qooʇs ıu nƃlʎ ɹǝqǝl oɹ ɹɐʇ’s doʇɐʇo ƃıu )ǝɥ¿( ʍǝɹǝ ɥoʇ˙ dnll ɐ qɐp ǝƃƃ – ǝdıɔ' ı uoʇǝ' uo ɹǝƃɐl slıd ıu ıʇ˙ ɹɐɯ ɔɐu … )ı’ʌǝ losʇ ıpǝɐ¡(

ʇɐɹɹǝp uǝʇs' ɹıɟlǝs' uıʇɹo' ƃolp – uo ɯɐıp sʇolǝ ıʇ˙ dnʇ ıʇ' ɹɐʇ' qɐɔʞ oɹ ıɟ sɐɯ )“x”( sǝǝs snq ou ʇǝlǝʌısǝp ɹısıuƃ' ı sǝpɐʇǝ ƃoʇɥs˙ ı ʍou’ʇ – uo ʍɐʎ˙

ɐlds' ıpʎllıɔ sʇɐƃǝ sǝʇ' ɐɹǝ uoʇ so ƃɐs-ǝɯıʇʇıuƃ' ı ǝpnɔǝ˙ ʇo uosǝ' dǝǝɹ' ɟɐɹ oɟɟ' ı ʇıd ɯɐʇs ouʇo lɐuǝ˙ doʍǝɹ ƃɹǝʍ oɹ ƃoʇ pǝǝd so ı pɐɹǝ uoʇ sʇıɹ˙ oɟ pǝǝɹ' qıllıous sǝll˙ ı ɐʇǝ lnɯd – ɯɐp sıƃu' ı po ɔǝpǝ – ʇousıl ɐ dɐıu' ɐɔuǝ dɐuƃ ıs sɐp ɐlso˙ ǝlɯ ı ɥǝld doʇ' lıʌǝ – ʇnq’s solp؛ ɐ qɐu oɹ ɐ qɐɹ' ǝʌǝu so' ǝlɯs' ı’p ɐssnɯǝ' lıʌǝ ɟoɹ˙ ǝɟɟnsǝp ɐɯ ı uoʇ' nd ıu ɐ ɯɐuoɹ' uoʇ ɐll nd ıu ɐ ɯǝss˙

odǝu ıɟ ɐ ɯɐıu ɐ˙ɔ˙ dlnƃ ıs ıu ıʇ˙

lɐʇǝ ɯǝu ı ɟǝp lɐʇǝ – dɐsʇıǝs oɹ uoʇ˙ “ɹɐdʇnɹǝ” qʎ ɐ ɯɐǝsʇɹo dɹǝʌǝuʇs ɐ ʌɐsʇ snɯ ǝɹɐsǝp˙

ɐɹƃou ıu nuıʇs' ɐlqǝıʇ ɐʇ solıp ǝʎǝ lǝʌǝl' sıʇs ıu ɐ … )ı dɹǝsnɯǝ uoʇ( … ʇnqǝ' sou˙ uo ǝʎǝs: ɐ ɥoʇ lɐsǝɹ – ıs ǝp ʍɐɹʎ¿

ɯǝɹɯɐıp' ǝx- ǝʌoʞǝɹ oɟ ɐll ɐ˙q˙s' ı ɟloƃ˙ uıl ı ɹǝdɐıp˙ ǝɯoʇıou¡ ǝɯoʇıou' oɥ so po ı pɐɹǝ' ʍoǝ¡

ʍǝǝ ʎɐd-ʎɐd poƃ’s uɐɯǝ’s ɹou˙ ɐu ıpol lɐɔʞs ɐ pıɯǝ ʇıd' oɹ pıp' ɐs ʇopɐʎ ɐ doʇɐʇo ıu ɐ dıʇʇɐ slıɔǝ ɔosʇs ɐ loʇ – ʇous˙ ɐ ʍǝʇ ɐppǝɹ ɐʇǝ ɯoɹǝ ɥɐʎ˙ nƃɥ¡ so' dɐl' ıɔǝ ɔosʇ ou ʇod¿ uo' ɯıss' ı’ɯ ɐ ʇʍo-sıpǝp ɹɐʇ' ǝɹɹǝp unʇ' ı qɐsǝ ıʇ ou ǝɹoʇıɔ ıll؛ ıʇ ıs ı' ɹǝp uoʍ؛ ıʇ ıs pǝqɹıs' ɹoʇ˙

ɐlɟ' ɐu ıplǝ ɥǝ-ɯɐu ɐs “ɯɐsʇǝɹ ɐuıɯɐl lıɟǝɹ” pıp ʇıɯǝ' ɹɐu oɟɟ ɐʇ sdǝǝp' qnʇ ɐ ƃ˙ı˙ pıp uɐq ɐu ıplǝ ıɟ pıɯ uıʇ˙ ndʍɐɹps ɹǝʍɐɹps ɐɹǝ uɐʇnɹɐl lıɟǝ’s ʍoɹps' ƃop˙ ɟıll nd ƃnʇs' qoʎ' lıʌǝ uoʍ oɹ po uoʇ ǝɯıʇ ouǝ lɐʇǝɹ˙ ɐ ɹɐʇ ou sıʇǝ ƃoʇ ɟln˙

ƃɐǝlıɔ' ı’ɯ opp ǝɹıu' ı’ɯ ǝıɹǝ' ǝsʇǝǝɯǝp ıslǝʇ˙ so ɥosʇılǝ ɹıɟʇs ǝqq˙ ɯoq' ı˙ɹ˙ɐ˙' pɐɹǝ uoʇ uǝʇ ɹ˙n˙ɔ˙ – uo ɔoʇʇou˙ ǝɹɐsǝ uoʇ' so ı pɐɹǝ uoʇ uǝʇʇlǝ ɯǝu ıu ɹǝp ɹosǝ ƃɐɹpǝu – ı’ɯ ıu ıʇ˙

sʇod lɐʇǝ ɯǝu ıɟ ɟoɹǝıƃu ɐʇ uıuǝ˙ ǝsdlɐuɐpǝs' sıɯdlǝ ɥoʇǝl' qɐʇɥ' ƃıu – ʞıuƃ ıs ǝpʍɐɹp ıx؛ oqǝsǝ؛ ɯɐ ıs uo dnɹǝ ɯɐʇǝɹ˙ ƃo¡ ɹısǝ' sıɹ؛ dɐɹʇ ɐuou˙

ı ɐlso ɹǝɥɐsɥ ʇǝsʇs – ‘o’ lǝʌǝl lɐʇıu' ıʇɐlıɐu˙ s˙ɐ˙s˙' so' ʇo ʇɹɐɔʞ ɹɐpɐɹ˙ oɟʇǝu uoqlǝɯɐu ǝxısʇs ɐlouǝ – uoʇ sɐlǝs ɹǝds – ı po˙ ʇɹɐpǝ ɔǝılıuƃ' ı˙ǝ˙ ɟıuɐl dɐɹʇ' lnɹǝs odǝu ıɟ ǝʌıl ʇɹɐpǝ˙

ʌolƃɐ ɹıʌǝɹ ɹısǝs ou uo sʇǝddǝ˙ ǝlsıuoɹǝ ɥɐs ɐ ɥɐɯlǝʇ – oɥ' qɐɹp' ɹoʍ ou ɐʌou¡

ɐ sɐɔɹǝp ɹoqoʇ unɹsǝs sıɯdlǝ ɥǝɹo’s ǝʎǝ؛ pɐqs ou ıʇ ɐ lǝɯou˙ ƃɐs' ıɹou' ǝssǝx oɟʇǝu sʇods' snɟɟǝɹs ıu ɐ ɯɐuıɐ˙ ɹou ɟıxǝs sǝʌǝɹɐl ɔɹoɟʇs' ɐɔǝɹ oɟ ɯɐdlǝ˙ ɥoʇ' ı ɟısɥ؛ ɔolp' ı ɐɹısǝ lɐpǝu؛ ıɟ pıɐɹʎ ɐɯıss' ı ʞuoʍ ıʇ sǝʇ uo ɔɐɹ oɟɟ˙ ɟoǝ-pɐɯuǝp ɹnqʎ ɯoʇoɹ' ıʇ oulʎ ɹǝqǝls˙

ıɐu ı sʍǝdʇ ɐsıpǝ ʇo ʌısıʇ' ıu ɐ qɐɹ oɟ ɯooɹsıpǝ ɹǝp' ɹoɯɐuıs ɯǝʇ ıu ɐ ɯoɹǝ ɯossʎ ɐlǝ pǝu˙ ıusdıɹǝp ɐɯ ı' osʍɐlp˙ ɐ qɐʎ qǝp ıs uıuǝ d ou ʇod˙ uo uɐɯǝ' uıɟʇıuǝss- ǝlpǝɹ sɐʍ ıʇ˙ oɥ uo¡ sɐʍ ʇod ʍǝʇ sʇɐɹ’s dool – dɐɹʇ sʇɐɹ' dɐɹʇ oʇʇǝɹ˙ ɹǝɟǝɹ ɐ qɐɹou ʇo ıpıoʇ' ʇouʎ' ɐs ı pıp˙

sɯɐɹʇ ouǝs nsǝ snqɯɐɹıuǝ˙

doǝʇ' ɐɹɔɥ-sndǝɹ-ɐɹʇısʇǝ' ƃɹǝʍ ɐɹʇısʇıɔ˙ ı losʇ ɹɐʇʇlǝ؛ ɯʎ ɐɯıɐqlǝ' uoʇ oɥ so olp' ɐqlǝ ʇo ɥɐuƃ nd' ɯıuɐ' ɔɐu pǝlıʌǝɹ ıʇ' so ʇɹnǝ˙ “ʇɐ' ɯɐʇǝʎ¡” – sɐʎs so qosʇou )ɯɐss˙( ǝlpǝɹ ı ɥıʇ˙

ou ɟılǝ s˙ɐ˙ǝ˙ ʍɐs sǝuʇ – ı ʍɹoʇǝ dosʇǝɹ ɹǝ ɟɐʇ ou sıpǝ' ʌolnɯǝ ouǝ – loʌǝp ıʇ' uǝʌǝɹ oɟɟ ıʇ' ı ʍɐs ıu˙ ɐıpǝ ɯoɔʞs ɐ ɯɐuıɔ؛ ı ɯoɔʞ ɔoɯıɔ' ı uɐ ʇoo qɐp ı ɥɐp ɐ ɟıʇ' ı ʇoo˙ qoʇʇlǝ qɐu opp' ı ƃo pɹod ɯıuǝ' ǝɹƃo ʇɹıɐl ɔǝpǝp ɐ ɟɐʇuǝss' soqǝɹ ıɟ uoʇ so' oɹ ɐ ʇǝsʇ ıs pǝqɐsǝp˙

ɐ ʌǝʇ ıs ɐƃoƃ – uo dǝʇ’s ıu ɐ ɔɐsʞ – ɔoɹƃı poƃ' ɹoʎɐl dǝʇ' ɐ ɹısʞ uo ɯoɹǝ˙

loq ɐ ɹop ɐʇ ɐ ɯɐu ı ɯǝǝʇ˙ sǝʍǝɹ pǝlɐʎs dıʇ ɟıɹǝs – ɐ qǝplɐɯ ıu ɐ pıƃ – ıɹou oɹǝ ɹoʇs ıʇ˙ uo pǝʌıl ıs ɐ ɥǝɹo – uıɯɹop˙

ɐʇ ɐ ɯɐll ɐ ɔop ıs ɐll ı ƃǝʇ˙ ı qǝʇ ou ǝʌɐ' so ʇıɯ ɐʇǝ ʍɥolǝ ǝǝl qɐıʇ' ı dɐʎ ʇıd' ǝʌɐ ɥɐp ɐ ɥoop sǝʍǝp˙ uo q˙ɐ˙ ƃɐʌǝ ɔɐɹ ʇo uǝɹo' ʍǝ ʍǝɹǝ uoʇ ʇo ɹǝʌ ıʇ ɐup ʍǝ losʇ ɐ ʇɹɐıl؛ ı’ɯ ɐ ɟɹǝǝ dıll' ı ʍɹouƃ ɐ ɯɐu˙ ı ǝɹɐsǝ ƃɐd؛ ʇo ɥǝld ɯıss ıʇ' ı ɟıll ɐ sǝʇ˙ ɐ ƃǝuʇ ıu ıɹǝ ʞuoɔʞs ɐ ɔɐpǝʇ˙

ɐuıɯɐls’ ƃǝl ou sdoou – ıʇ ıs so ʇɹnǝ ʇo qɐsıɔs – ı’p ƃǝl؛ ʇoo qɐp ı ɥıpǝ ʞɐuƃɐɹoo qɐʇɥs – ı lıʌǝp ɐs ı ʍou ɹɐɟɟlǝ' ɟlǝʍ ɐs ı pıp ƃo' pɐsɥ' ʇo ɯʎ' ɐlso ʇoo ʇıɹǝp uoʍ' sʇɐɹ ɔoɯǝpʎ: ɐ ʍɐu' ıuǝdʇ' ndsǝʇ ı’ɯ ɹǝʇıɹǝp' unʇ؛ ıʇs ılʞ' uıɔǝɹ˙ uǝʇʇlǝ ɟǝǝls ɐ soɹǝ؛ sɐp' ı pıp uo dɐuıɔ ıu ɐ dɐıu' ɐɯ ɐu ıll oɹ ʇıɹǝp' unpǝ' qɐsǝp ıʇǝɯ؛ ıʇ ıs ɐ sdoʇ˙

sǝɯıʇouǝ' uoʇ ɐ ʇouǝ' ɹɐpıos ǝɯıʇ؛ uo' ou ʇɐdǝ؛ ǝlsǝʍɥǝɹǝ ıʇ’s ɐ ʇouǝ˙

ʇɐıl ıs uoʇ ou؛ doʇs odǝu ou ɟooʇ' ǝʌǝu ou ıʇ' so lǝʇ oʌǝu )ou' ıʇ ıs( sıɯɯǝɹ – ɐ ɥoʇdoʇ’s ɐ sʇndıp ɥɐɯ sʇǝʍ˙

lood ɐ lood' ɐuıɯɐl – ɔɐʇ nd ıu ɐıɹ˙

qoʇɥ sɐɔʞs ı ɹɐʇǝ qʎ ɐddlǝ ɥǝʍu ıu ǝlpǝɹ’s ƃɐɹpǝu ıɟ ıʇ ɹɐʇǝs' ı ʍɐs ɐʍɐɹǝ – ʇɐsʇǝp ɐ ɔoɹǝ˙

zouǝs oɹ ɐɹǝɐs' ɐuuıǝ' ɔɐd' so ʇʍǝlɟʇɥ ƃıɹl' lɐss' ɐlɐs' sıɯdlʎ )ɐldɥɐ qǝʇɐ( pouǝ' ʞɐʇǝ˙ ʇɐpdolǝ ʍou ʇod osɔɐɹ' oqɐpıɐɥ' “o” lǝʌǝl ɐxǝp˙

ɐɹƃou ƃɐs pıp ǝɯıʇ uo sʇɹɐʍ' so ozouǝ snɹǝ pɹods ɐɹƃou' oozǝs nd ıu ɹnʇɥ’s ɐɯdlǝ ɥoʇǝl oɹ sıʇs ɐɟɐɹ oɟɟ ıu ɐ qɐɹ – oɟ ǝlɐsʇıɔ' ıs ıʇ¿

ı ɥɐʇǝ ɔıuǝɯɐ؛ ɔıuǝɯɐ poƃs ıu ɐ ɯɐss˙ olpǝɹ ǝɟɟnsıou ʇo olp – losʇ' ıs ıʇ uoʍ¿ ɹǝʍɐɹp: ɐ ɯoop˙

ɐll ndsǝʇs ıʇ˙

ɹɐpɐɹ ʇɹɐıls ɐu ıslɐɯıɔ ǝpnɔǝɹ oɟ ɐ ɹılıuƃ ıssnǝ' pɐɯɐƃǝs ıʇ ıu ısɹɐǝl˙ ɔǝılıuƃ ıs' ı sɐʎ' ɐ dlɐu' ɐ ɔɐsǝ oɟ ouǝ pǝɔʞ˙ ɔɐu ʞuǝǝs sɐƃ ɐs ouǝ lɐʇıu ıɯɐƃǝ ǝlɐʇǝs' ı ʍoupǝɹ¿

oqoǝ pıʌǝɹʇs nlʇɹɐ ɟoǝ' ʌolɐʇılǝ qɐlp oƃɹǝ – dnsɥ ʇo qǝɹɐʇǝ؛ ı’p po' oƃɹǝ˙ so' d˙ɯ˙' oɔʇ˙ ɟıɹsʇ' uǝʌǝɹ dlɐʎ oɹƃɐu’s sʇods – lɐʎ oɹ dnʇ ıʇ nd ıu ʍɐɹp ʇǝu˙

ɟıuɐl ɔɐsʇ lıʞǝ ɹoʍıuƃ – ı sǝpɐʇǝ dlɐʎ' olp ɐs ɐɯ ı' ƃop¡ ɐɯ ı¡ ou ʇɐɔʞs ı ɹɐu؛ ı sɐʍ ɹɐʇs˙ ɐ ƃǝɯıuı ʇɹɐɯd ıs ɯɐʎ qoɹu˙

ı qɐɔʞ ɔolouʎ’s soqǝɹ oɯǝu oɟ lɐɔʞ oɟ lɐɔǝ˙ ɹoɯǝ' uoʇ dɐɹıs' ɐ ʍoupǝɹ˙

oqǝʎ ɹǝʇɐıl lɐʍ – ɐ uoosǝ ʞıllǝp oʎsʇǝɹ˙ ɹǝɟlɐʇǝ ɯʎ qɐll' ɐ ʍɐʇǝɹ-ɟıllǝp ouǝ˙ pısɐqnsǝ uo uɐɯǝ oɟ ǝɯɐuɐʇıuƃ ıssnǝ˙

pɐɯsǝls' ı uoʇǝ' ʌɐɹʎ ʇɐsʇǝs so ɔosʇ uoʍ pǝssǝɹʇs˙ ı sɐʎ uo¡ ʇɹʎ ʇɐsʇǝ ɯoɹǝ ɥouǝʎǝp˙ ɐ qɐp uǝɯǝsıs ɐʇ uɐɟɟ ɹnsǝ ʍıll ndsǝʇ˙ ı' ɯǝɹǝ sɐʇɐuısʇ' ǝ˙ƃ˙ ɹɐʇǝɹ oɟ ɐ pǝʌıl – )oɥ ʍɹouƃ ıs ɐ sıu¡( – ı’ɯ uo pǝʌıl’s ƃop' pɐɯuǝp˙

ɐuıɯɐls' ıɟ ou ɐ ɯɐʇ' sıʇ˙ ɹɐıu' ɐ ɯoɹǝ ʌılǝ pɹod' ɯɐpǝ ns sıʇǝ ıʇ ıu ɐ ɔoʇʇɐƃǝ˙ qɹǝǝp pǝǝɹ – qoʇʇlǝ ɟıʇs ɐ llɐɯɐ˙

ı lɐʎ' ɐs ı ǝɯɐuɐʇǝ' ƃo ʇo slǝǝd' ɯɐp ouǝs ou poɔʞs – ɐıɹ ıs ɥoʇ˙ ǝuʇɹɐd' uǝʇ' uıuǝ ɯǝu ıu dɐɹʇʎ ɹɐıp - ɐll ıɟ ıʇ ıs ıu ɐ ɔɹɐq-doʇ ɹooɯ' ɐu ıʇǝɯısǝp' nupǝɹ-lıʇ' unllıɟıǝp olp loƃ pǝu – ı’ɯ snɹǝ ʌolǝs ɯɐpǝ ıʇ ɹoʇ ıu ʞuoʇ˙

ʇnqɐs ʍǝ sǝǝ ɟɐɹ oɟɟ lɐɔʞ lıɯıʇ˙ ɐ ɔɐʇ ou sʇıll oɹ ʇɐll ndʍɐɹp dɐʍs ʇo uo poƃ ıs ɐu ɐɯdlǝ ɥoʇ-poƃ' ǝɹƃo uɐsʇıǝɹ ıɟ ʇɐsʇıǝɹ' ǝɥ¿ ʍǝ' ɹɐʍ ɐɯıp ɐ ɔouɯɐu' ɐ ɯɐɯɐ ıu ɐ ɯɐsʞ' ɔoɹdsǝ ǝʇ ɐl˙' ǝɹɹ˙

oɔʇndlǝ ʇɹɐɔʞs ɐʇ ɐ sou’s ǝʎǝlɐsɥ sıpǝ pısʇɹǝssǝp ɐ ʇɐll ǝʎǝ poɔʇoɹ' ɐ ʇɐll ɐɔǝ' ɹıƃƃǝɹ oɟ ɐ ʌoʇǝ: ƃoʇ dnʇ ıu ǝƃɹǝss؛ opp' ɐqɐsǝp' ıs ǝqqǝp' ɐs ı ɐɯ' ɐɯʎ' ɐsıuıuǝ loʇ¡ uıuǝ loʇs¡ pou’ʇ sıx ɹɐɯs lıʌǝ¿ pou’ʇ sıx ǝxısʇ¿

ɐlɟɹǝp' unʇs oɹ ɟool ƃıƃolo' ʇɹop uǝʌǝɹ ıɟ ƃolp loɔʞs ɐll ıu ɐ ɟlɐd ou ɐ ɹǝp ɹosǝ؛ ɯɐpǝ uıuǝ oɹ ʇǝu sʇods˙

ı ɥǝǝp uǝʌǝɹ' ı’ɯ pɐısʎ' ɐ dɹop uǝʌǝɹ' ı ʇǝɹɹoɹısǝ ʌılǝɹ sʇɐɹɟısɥ˙ ʇo ɯǝ snıʇoɹs' uo lǝɯous' ɔɐɯǝ ɹoʍıuƃ˙ ıs ɐ sıu ɐ ɯɐuıɐ¿ ɹoʇ¡

sıʇ¡ ı ɟıx ɐ looʇǝp ɐɯd oɹ pǝlɐʎ ɯoɹǝ' ɥɐsʇǝu uoʇ˙ ɐ qɐsǝɹ ıɟ sunƃ sʇool' ʍouʞıǝɹ' ıɟ uoʇ - ɐlɟ sɐʎs - sndǝɹ' ɐ qɐllǝʇ ʇo uo pǝʌıl' ıs ɐ sʇool ʇoo˙ qɐu ıʇ' ɐɔʇoɹ' ɹɐɔǝ ʇo uo ʇnuǝ˙

ɯɐʎ uɐɯǝs ı ʍɹoʇǝ ʍɹouƃ )ıs uo ɯɐu ıu ıʇ' ɐ louƃ olp loƃ¿( sıʇ ıu ɹoʍ' sıƃu ıɹɐʇǝ ƃoʇɥs؛ ı pɐɹǝ pɹod ıʇ˙ ɐʇ ɟǝlou’s ǝʎǝ ı dǝǝɹ' ɟɐsʇ odǝu – ı’ɯ uosǝʎ' ǝsʇǝǝɯ ǝʎǝs˙ ɐll ndsǝʇ' ɐɯdlǝ ɥoƃs ɹǝsnɯǝ ʇoʇʇıuƃ˙ ıs sɐp uɐqoq ʇıɹǝp¿ ɹooʇs pou’ʇ ǝʌɐpǝ lıʌǝɹ ıu ɐlɟ’s ƃoq˙

pǝǝɹs ı ɥǝlp ɹıƃɥʇ؛ oqlouƃ' ɐdʇ ǝuɐɯǝl oɹ ʇılǝ ɹıɟlǝ ou ƃnu sdoʇ ʇo ƃǝʇ ɐ ɯɐu – ɐıɯ ıs ɐll˙ ı ɹoƃɐʇǝ' ɯıuısʇǝɹ˙ ɟǝǝqlǝ ƃuɐʇs' ɐlɐs lɐʇǝ' dɹosɐıɔ' ɐ ɔɐuıuǝ dǝʇ ıs uoʇ ʇo ɔousnɯǝ ɥoʇ˙

loo' ʍǝʇ' ıssnǝs olp ıpıoʇ؛ ǝʌɐpıuƃ' ı suǝǝɹ' oqǝʎ ɐ pǝǝɹ' ƃɐll ɐ pǝǝɹ' ƃɐıu ɐldıuǝ pɹɐƃuǝʇ ɟoɹ ǝƃƃ ı’p uǝʇ ʇo ɹɐɯ ıu ɐ dɐu ı ɯɐpǝ ʇo ɥǝld ɯɐsʇǝɹ˙ ɹɐƃs ı ɥǝlp' ɐɹɔɐuǝ doǝʇ' ɐɹɔɐuǝ doǝʇıɔ ǝɹɹoɹ' ɐll opp؛ ı qoʇʇlǝ ɟıuǝ dɐuɐɔǝɐu lnsʇ˙ ı’p uɐƃ ǝlʞs ı ɹıpǝ ıɟ ǝpıʇoɹ ʇoʇǝp ɐ ɯıuoɹ˙ ı ɟoƃ ɐ uɐʇnɹɐl lıɟǝ˙

ɹosǝs' oɹ lǝʌǝl pnɯq ouǝs – ɹoʍs ıu ɐ ɯoʍu' ɐɯdlǝ' ɥǝʍu ɐɔɹǝ˙ ʍolɟsqɐuǝ ɯɐpǝ ıʇ ɐ ƃɐɹpǝu ıu ɯɐʎ' ɐ ƃɐɹpǝu ıupǝǝp˙

uıuǝ ɯɐʇǝs' uıuǝ ʇous ı ɯnsʇ sɐʌǝ uoʍ ou ʇıɯǝ – ǝpıʇoɹ ɹɐds ɐ lɐʇǝ ɯɐu˙ ƃ˙ı˙s ǝpıʇ ɐlso' ʇoo˙ po oʌǝɹ ıɟ ʇǝsʇs ıu ɐ ʇɐsʞ ɹɐpıɐʇǝ˙ ɹoq ɹɐu؛ ı' ʇoo' ɟlǝp˙

“oɯǝƃɐ” – lısʇ ıu ɐldɥɐqǝʇ˙

ɐ ƃɐupǝɹ' ɐ lıuǝ oɟ lıʌǝ pnɔʞs' ıɹʞ ɔnqs˙ ɐ ʍɐɹʇ' sǝʇ ɐʇ ɐ ɔɐsʇ ou ʞuǝǝ' sunƃ ɐs sdoʇs˙

ɐ dooɹ pǝuıɯ ɟoɹ ɐ ɾɐuıʇoɹ' ɹɐɔǝɹ' ɐɹɯǝp ɐıpǝ' solıp ıplǝɹ – ɹɐqıp؛ ı’p ǝlɐsʇıɔ ıu ɐ doʇ' ʇous ʇo sǝʍ˙

ʇnqǝs oɹ ɐxǝs ʍǝuʇ ıu ɐ ɔlɐɯ' ıu ɐu oʎsʇǝɹ˙ ɟɹǝǝ qoozǝ – lɐd ıʇ ɐll nd˙ dıʇʎ' ɯʎ ɐddlǝ ɥoʇ' so ı’p ɐ ɹooʇ sʇǝʍ˙ ƃop' ɐ sʇǝʍ¡ ʇıd ıʇ ɐʇ ɟǝlıuǝ¡ dosıǝs' ɐ ɔɐʇ’s ɐlʇɐɹ oɟʇǝu' uo qɐɹou dɐɔʞs˙ ɐ ɯouʞ ɔɐds poƃ – ı ɯǝpplǝ ɥǝɹǝ – ɥoʇ¿ dnll ıʇs lǝƃ¡ ɐ qǝǝ ʍɐs ɐ ɥooʇ' ǝɥ¿

uo' ıʇ ıs oddosıʇǝ˙ ʎɐʞs ı ɹopǝ ʍoɹǝ ɥɐʇs' ɐlqǝıʇ ou pǝıʇʎ’s oɹpǝɹs˙ ɹɐʇs ɐƃǝ ɯoɹǝ ɥǝlp ıu ɐ ʇɹɐd' uıd ɐup ı ʞuoʍ ıʇ – sǝʇ uo ɔɐƃǝ uoʍ˙

ıʇ’s ǝʇɐ؛ uo' ıʇ’s ɐ qǝʇɐ – ʇsɐɹ oɟ ʇouƃɐ ɹɐʇǝs ıslǝs˙ ɯɐp ǝp ıs ɐll ndsǝʇ ɐʇ ɔıpǝɹ' ıs ǝp¿ ıs ɐ ɯɐpɐɯ ʇoo¿ suıd¿ ı’p suıd' sdoʇ ɐ ɟıuǝ dosıʇıou' suıd uıuǝ ɯoɹǝ ɔıuǝɯɐs˙

po oƃɹǝs sǝll ıu ɐ ɯɐll¿ ʎǝs' ou ɐ qɐɹƃǝ so ɹɐʇs ɹoʍ ʇnqs˙

ʍɐll lɐsʇ ɔɐuǝs nd oɹ ǝɹos' ɐu ıɯd' lıʌǝs ʇo ıɹʞ' ɹɐsd oɹ pɐɯ ɐll ʇıpǝs sǝuʇ˙ ı ʍou’ʇ – ı ʍɐs uo ɹoɯɐu – ǝʌǝu ı sɐʍ ʇıɹǝp ɹoʍ – ɐ soɹǝ˙ ɥǝ lıʌǝs ou˙ “uo¡” ʍǝ ʎǝll˙

nd' uoʍ¡ ʍɐɹps ɐɹǝ ıu unɹsǝs’ solǝ ɔɐɹǝ˙ ı' dǝǝɹ' ɟǝp' ɐɯ ʇoo ɟɐʇ¿ oɥ' uoʇ ı' ʇǝsʇ uo pıuǝp ɹnqʎ ɐlǝ؛ poʇǝ uoʇ ou sɐlɐp ıʇ’s ıu – ı ɐɯ sɐp˙

loɔʞs ı ɹıɟlǝ so ʇɹoods ɐʇouǝ ɹǝ ʍɐɹ˙ oulʎ ɹǝqǝl oɹ ɐ ɔɹoɟʇǝɹ ɐuıɯɐʇǝs so ɔoʇʇɐƃǝ qǝɥǝlp ɐɹɔɐpǝs' so ʇɹǝǝs ɐɹǝ solp' ɐqɐsǝp˙ ı ɹǝpo' ɹǝɥɐuƃ' ı ǝɹɹ – ɐ ʍɐsʇǝp ɐɔʇ؛ uǝsʇs ı’p – ɐs ɐu oʍl – lɐıp˙ ɐ qooʇ’s ɹɐʍ ɟooʇ' ǝʌǝu ıɟ ɐ ɟooʇ ʇo ɯɐsʇǝɹ' ƃǝɹɯs )ɐɥ¡( ɔɐu ǝʌıl po˙

dɐu ıs ʇnuǝ-dıdǝ – so ɥoʇ uoʇǝs' dɐʇɥs nd ʇo ɥouǝʎpǝʍ˙

opp loɔʞs' ɐ ɯɐppǝuǝp )ı ʍɐs ɐʍɐɹǝ( ɯɐɔɐʍ ou ʇod' sdoʇ uo sǝǝu ʞuoʇs' ɹıɟʇs oɹ ɟɐu' ı sɐʍ˙ ɐɹǝ ɯɐɔǝs ɐ qɐʇou' ɯɐpɐɯ¿ ooplǝs' ɯɐpɐɯ¿ ɹɐɹǝ lɐdʇods ɐɹǝ ʇoo lɐʇǝ – ƃoʇ ʇoo lıʇ nd˙

uıʇs ɹnq – suıd uoʍ' ı’ll ɐqɐʇǝ' uoʇ suıd' uıʇs ı ɥǝlp˙

unqılǝ pɐuısɥ ʇoɯqoʎs ı lǝp ʇo olp losǝɹ ɐs uo ɯǝlous ı ɥǝlp؛ uo ɟısɥ ʇo ɯʎ uɐɯǝ˙ uop loʍǝɹ' po ı pɐɹǝ¿ uo' ouǝ uops ɐ ɥɐıɹʎ suıdǝ˙ )ǝpıʇ: ouǝ ɥɐıɹʎ suıdǝ' ǝɥ¿( sǝǝ sıllıuǝss' ǝlsǝ ʍǝ’ll ɐsʞ ɔoɹuısɥ ʇo oqǝʎ pǝıʇʎ’s oɹ ƃop’s ıʇǝɯ˙ ı' ƃop' pɐɯu ıʇ¡ ı ʍɐs ıu ıʇ¡ ʇo ɥɐpǝs' ɐɔuǝ ʇɹɐd' sɐp losǝɹ¡ ɐs ʍɐɹʇs dod' ɐ possǝɹ ı – ʍǝ – ʌılǝ ɹɐʇ' sɐɔʞ¡ sɐɯǝ ɹoʍ' oɥ ʍoǝ¡ ɯɐɔɐɹouı' ɹɐʇs' ɐs ɐ ɥooʇ' ʇıǝ˙ ı ʌoɯıʇ ou ɹɐʇs

pǝxıɟ

Four-Percent

Ciúnas bóthar cailín bainne

Tigger

ǝuuıɐq uílıɐɔ ɹɐɥʇóq sɐuúıɔ

emeraldstar

o mi is

IRISH RAIL

I FELL OFF THE CEILING:(

sillysasauge

I know what you mean

Crash

The worst part is, for a while, I just thought i was pissed.

Steve

seriously trippin after reading all that....

!smoorhsum mmmm

Saibh

thought this was moved to tcn

themadchef

Mirrors, reading upside down

Way too old for that.

Crash

No, the thread that attempted to rip off my moment of insanity was. Who would move this genius to TCN, Like, seriously??

*...looks at Terry*

AlmightyCushion

Going Forward wrote: »

No, the thread that attempted to rip off my moment of insanity was. Who would move this genius to TCN, Like, seriously??

*...looks at Terry*

Vote for me as mod of the year or I'll move it to tcn.

Peyton Manning

Im not even joking when I say my Firefox is suffering from the backwards text right thing right now. Im avoiding it though by copy and pasting from Notepad

Saibh

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Vote for me as mod of the year or I'll move it to tcn.

Too late:( have already voted for Terry - anyway its hard enough sometime to read some of the posts as it is in AH without the words going backwards/sideways/upside...

passive

...Did I just catch a brain virus?