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If your Gf/Wife was getting fat.....

  • 13-12-2008 1:03am
    #1
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭


    Would you buy her a gym membership for christmas?

    If your Gf/Wife was getting fat would you buy her a gym membership for Christmas... 48 votes

    Yes
    0% 0 votes
    No
    45% 22 votes
    I'm a woman
    54% 26 votes


Comments

  • #2
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Liposuction would be better.


  • #3
    genericgoon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,676 ✭✭✭genericgoon


    HouseHippo wrote: »
    Would you buy her a gym membership for christmas?

    If I'd just lost my job, was becoming depressed and was seriously contemplating suicide, then yes.


  • #4
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    The ironing of the OP's name is delicious


  • #5
    dresden8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭dresden8


    HouseHippo wrote: »
    Would you buy her a gym membership for christmas?


    A box of washing tablets would probably be a better choice.


  • #6
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Nice username OP, very ironic

    EDIT: Dammit Xavi!


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  • #7
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    Yes....if you like your bollox where they are....I suggest you stay away


  • #8
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    You'd be asking to be buried under the patio if you do!

    LOL Good luck with that. :D

    - The wife says "he'd be eating the membership" :eek:


  • #9
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    orestes wrote: »
    Nice username OP, very ironic

    EDIT: Dammit Xavi!
    Oh would ya look at that lol....
    I'm not fat,i'm a veggie so my choice of food is limited.


  • #10
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    I <3 GuanYin wrote: »
    The ironing of the OP's name is delicious

    ..... words fail .... genius!


  • #11
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    HouseHippo wrote: »
    Oh would ya look at that lol....
    I'm not fat,i'm a veggie so my choice of food is limited.

    You only eat hippos?

    This thread is not sensible


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  • #12
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    HouseHippo wrote: »
    Oh would ya look at that lol....
    I'm not fat,i'm a veggie so my choice of food is limited.

    I know fat veggies, that's no guarantee. Tbh if she was a little overweight I'd just try and ride the fat off her, if she was so fat as to be sexually unappealling, it would be the aforementioned liposuction.


  • #13
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    I know...I know some too,i'm not though,used to be a bit plump around 13,14 then I got a gym membership :D


  • #14
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    Also riding fat off her....very clever


  • #15
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    HouseHippo wrote: »
    Also riding fat off her....very clever

    A friend of mine claimed he lost his belly in that manner. Unfortunately I haven't had the chance to try such exercise lately...


  • #16
    Orange69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Orange69


    brianthebard wrote: »
    I know fat veggies, that's no guarantee. Tbh if she was a little overweight I'd just try and ride the fat off her, if she was so fat as to be sexually unappealling, it would be the aforementioned liposuction.

    Id say your right hand is in great shape...


  • #17
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    **** uses nearly as many calories.... so I've heard >_>


  • #18
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Macros42 wrote: »
    **** uses nearly as many calories.... so I've heard >_>
    Beleive me, im not seeing any results.


  • #19
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    Fcuk gym membership, its too expensive. I d get her a weight-watchers membership


  • #20
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Macros42 wrote: »
    **** uses nearly as many calories.... so I've heard >_>

    No, you just develop a rapist's grip.


  • #21
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    Overheal wrote: »
    Beleive me, im not seeing any results.

    You must be watching the wrong kind of porn.


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  • #22
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    brianthebard wrote: »
    A friend of mine claimed he lost his belly in that manner. Unfortunately I haven't had the chance to try such exercise lately...

    is that because your so fat you've become sexually unappealing?


  • #23
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Fortunately I didn't have to. She bought it herself. :)


  • #24
    McSeamus ORiley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭McSeamus ORiley


    Sell her to the Japanese as whale meat.


  • #25
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Orange69 wrote: »
    Id say your right hand is in great shape...


    I'm left handed...


  • #26
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    is that because your so fat you've become sexually unappealing?


    yes.


  • #27
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    d3mon24 wrote: »
    Fcuk gym membership, its too expensive.

    I agree , Jims member is for life , not just for christmas.


    /no , no it wasn't , javaboy.


  • #28
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    HouseHippo wrote: »
    Would you buy her a gym membership for christmas?

    Na, I'd just get rid of the dishwasher. That'd get rid of the bingo wings at least.


  • #29
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Overheal wrote: »
    Beleive me, im not seeing any results.
    Macros42 wrote: »
    You must be watching the wrong kind of porn.

    The good kind like? So ya finish faster and have less of a workout like?


  • #30
    mackerel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27 ✭mackerel


    I wouldn't mind my man buying me a gym membership. I'd love membership to one of those clubs that has a pool and longer hours.


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  • #31
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    I wouldn't mind if my bf bought me a membership for xmas. I'd actually be quite pleased because it would probably be the kick that I need. Plus, if I got fat I'd moan loads about it so him doing something to help me be happier and healthier would actually be quite nice. Obviously it'd have to be a good gym!

    hmm, was that too serious an answer for AH? :)


  • #32
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    watna wrote: »
    if I got fat I'd moan loads

    ...pie?


  • #33
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Overheal wrote: »
    ...pie?

    I can has pie?

    Actually, I already had one today. It was a steak and cheese one and it as gooooooooooooooood.

    New Zealanders know how to make good pies. :)


  • #34
    flyton5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    It'd probably be cheaper to get a new, better looking girlfriend. Don't know what you'd do if it was your wife.....cheat on her maybe??


  • #35
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Nice troll.
    Don't do it again.


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