the moody teenager/smartass comeback thread

Ginja Ninja

well i think that all teenies should have a remark for all sitiuations
a mate of mine has this one:
"your a *insert word*"
e.g
me:"thats a nucleotide"
him:"your a nucleotide"

but heres where it falls down:

me:"oh its about unwanted pregnancies"
him:"your * an unwanted pregnancy"

*this should be "having" but that is what made it so wrong

now continue with your moodiness and bitchy remarks:pac:

seamus-2k7

slag: 'in your face', '....like your face', 'you've got whatever'
reply: at least i have a face, whatever etc.

comment:funny caz' its true

Ricky91t

Piste

I'm not witty enough for smartass replies, instead of saying something witty I end up saying something which is very true and hard to argue against ("maybe so, but you have acne") which upsets people more.

That's why I dont get into fights!

cHaTbOx

My brother is one of the wittiest people I know .
Now I have to think of some of the many comebacks he has made:D

Crumble Froo

i usually state that *issue/topic* isnt even a real country.

other than that, i've no real standard comebacks (though the 'your face' thing is a running joke with my lil sister), though i never thought myself as being witty till i came to nz, and realised that you have to be *so* much more careful about taking the piss/comebacks/joking around here than back home.

Insect Overlord

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

well i think that all teenies should have a remark for all sitiuations ... now continue with your moodiness and bitchy remarks:pac:

"So's your face!"

"That's what she said!"

"You're a towel."

"That may be true, but what are you going to use for a face when the monkey wants its @ss back?"

Totally tongue in cheek: No penis,no opinion

Ardscoil Ris

Him: "Your a fag!"
Me: "Me? You've filled in more holes then the County Council"
Him: "Ohhhh good comeback"
Me: "Hey if I wanted good cum back I would be scraping it off your ma!"

challengemaster

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

Him: "Your a fag!"
Me: "Me? You've filled in more holes then the County Council"

Still haven't finished your first one yet? :pac:

Ardscoil Ris

\_(O_o)_/ I dunno.

Insect Overlord

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

\_(O_o)_/ I dunno.

Hey, Ardscoil Ris, I used to go there!

Ardscoil Ris

An Fhile wrote: »

Hey, Ardscoil Ris, I used to go there!

When did you do your lc?

Insect Overlord

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

When did you do your lc?

June 2007, not that long ago! You?

Ardscoil Ris

An Fhile wrote: »

June 2007, not that long ago! You?

2005, however, my brother did it in 2007. Don't suppose you know Laurence Clifford? He may have been before that I honestly can't remember.

Insect Overlord

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

2005, however, my brother did it in 2007. Don't suppose you know Laurence Clifford? He may have been before that I honestly can't remember.

I know him well!
He actually commented on my Bebo page yesterday

He'd be perfect for this thread, his comments are always hilariously witty.

Ardscoil Ris

An Fhile wrote: »

I know him well!
He actually commented on my Bebo page yesterday

He'd be perfect for this thread, his comments are always hilariously witty.

He is my brother. If he came on boards there would be bans a plenty.

hannah-j

u can say "ur mom" to absolutely anything and it refers to EVRYTHING

"hahah do u ride on a bike to school"?
"yea its called ur mom"
"o"

or thats what she said

cocoa

a friend of mine used to always say 'that's what she said', and one day he said 'over, under, in and out, that's what shoe-tying's all about.' It was the first time I heard him say 'That's what' and not follow it up with 'she said', so now I think about shoe-tying whenever someone says 'that's what she said' and innuendo when people tie their shoes...

yup, basically outweirding people would be my standard comeback. *good argument* 'Ah, but you try and cucumber the aquamarine confederates and they'll rumpty-too your under-ferries, and no mistake!'

Crumble Froo

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are you my ex?

cocoa

nope, I'm your pre

could a mod please move this to the chat up lines thread? ...

NAh, everyone who knows me in real life knows I'm cocoa

Crumble Froo

oh it's ok, i know him, and i know he's not changed too much since we broke up (about three years ago now), he'd never name himself cocoa, and the sig is much too simple. dude has some superiority complex.

but in the moody teen thing, he used to just try confuse people as well. his favourite for a long time was say something he shouldnt, person, would say 'what', and he'd look innocent and surprised and ask 'what?!'. then refuse to repeat himself or engage in the conversation any more.

cocoa

lol, nice...

I wouldn't ever actually ever use the above comment, it would be more like ' ah, well... hang on let me think a second...' or be something repeated, which just gets boring.

In fact I'm not a big fan of standard put downs in general, I wish there was robot9000 for life...