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Look into the light and say sheep

  • 10-12-2008 11:13PM
    #1
    Elephant Monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭


    This will stop you from sneezing!!!

    It works . . .

    I suppose an oul wives tale or yor ma told ya (yea 1st yor ma)

    So what other tricks do you know that help this world keep on turning?



    Bring it, share your knowledge


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  • #2
    Blisterman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,481 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    But I like sneezing.
    It is one eighth of an orgasm after all.


  • #3
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Blisterman wrote: »
    But I like sneezing.
    It is one eighth of an orgasm after all.
    If you do a line of sneezing powder will you blow your load?


  • #4
    Censorsh!t
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭Censorsh!t


    I looked into the light and said "sheep" before i read the post. Now i'm blinded.


  • #5
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Blisterman wrote: »
    But I like sneezing.
    It is one eighth of an orgasm after all.

    Ya they are great.

    Snorgasms FTW.

    Did you ever fake one though?

    Like listening to Martina Navratalova play Tennis.

    Huh-aahhhhhhhhhh.

    /wipes nose


  • #6
    Elephant Monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Elephant Monkey


    Blisterman wrote: »
    But I like sneezing.
    It is one eighth of an orgasm after all.

    True blisterman, very true! Apparently it realises the same muscles in the stomach as an orgasm But what if your in a situation that you need to be quiet like in a library or hidden in a bush stalking? You can mouth Sheep and it still works!

    badda bing!


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  • #7
    Elephant Monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Elephant Monkey


    Censorsh!t wrote: »
    I looked into the light and said "sheep" before i read the post. Now i'm blinded.

    Sorry, but i must say as a blind person your typing skills are second to none :pac:


  • #8
    georgem25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭georgem25


    Blisterman wrote: »
    But I like sneezing.
    It is one eighth of an orgasm after all.

    ha ha I should sneeze more :)


  • #9
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Elephant Monkey wrote: »
    Sorry, but i must say as a blind person your typing skills are second to none :pac:

    My condolances EM. Likewise, you typing skills are very encouraging to blind folk everywhere.

    Might one ask, is it from birth, or a result of trying to shout sheep while looking out the window?


  • #10
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,562 ✭✭✭connundrum


    You should look into the light and say shit instead.

    This won't prevent you from sneezing and probably will end badly. In your pants.


  • #11
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,220 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    I love sneezing, it's great. Those people who complain about sneezing fits are lying, secretly they LOVE it :)


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  • #12
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Look into the light and say sheep
    I thought this might be some sort of sheep dispensing machine. Would save me allot of running around a field trying to catch one.


  • #13
    Peared
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    No no no no no no no no.

    No.

    Looking into the light makes you sneeze, it doesn't prevent it.

    As any fule knoes.


  • #14
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Peared wrote: »
    No no no no no no no no.

    No.

    Looking into the light makes you sneeze, it doesn't prevent it.

    As any fule knoes.

    l think its looking at the sun that makes you sneeze , which may also blind you.



    This is not a pun.:)


  • #15
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,548 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Looking into a bright light contracts the muscles at the top of your knows i.e between your eyes, resulting in a full blown sneeze. FACT!!!


  • #16
    Peared
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    See?

    As any fule knoes.


  • #17
    Nichololas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Nichololas


    Q2002 wrote: »
    Looking into a bright light contracts the muscles at the top of your knows i.e between your eyes, resulting in a full blown sneeze. FACT!!!

    Well when you put it so scientifically..

    I can make myself sneeze by rubbing my eyebrows. Can anyone else do this? Everyone looks at me funny when I ask them this. :(


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