Good porn.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 10-12-2008 7:55pm #1

A German man has been found dead in a pornography video booth at a Bonn Beate Uhse sex shop, Cologne daily Express reported on Friday.

Apparently “plump boobs and hot thighs” were too much for the 54-year-old pornography customer’s heart, who died while watching porn in one of the video-booths at the sex-shop on Bischofsplatz, the paper said.

So, there you have it. Porn brings you closer to God.

Article:
http://www.thelocal.de/society/20081205-15927.html
(There is a slightly risque picture of the sex shop in the link, not massive, but you may need to be careful)

Sharpshooter · 10-12-2008 8:00pm

Amen..

dr.bollocko · 10-12-2008 8:02pm

Damn. I was really hoping I would have to delete this thread Ikky.

Unregistered. · 10-12-2008 8:03pm

What a let down!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 10-12-2008 8:03pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Damn. I was really hoping I would have to delete this thread Ikky.

Quiet day?

AlmightyCushion · 10-12-2008 8:03pm

He was told the porn was to die for. He didn't realise how true that was.

dr.bollocko · 10-12-2008 8:05pm

Nah man. All the new buttons still exciting for now.

Terry · 10-12-2008 8:05pm

R.I.P.

javaboy · 10-12-2008 8:06pm

F.I.P.

themadchef · 10-12-2008 8:07pm

Worse ways to go...I bet he went with a smile on his face

challengemaster · 10-12-2008 8:09pm

themadchef wrote: »

Worse ways to go...I bet he went with a smile on his face

Or maybe just cum on it.. :pac:

javaboy · 10-12-2008 8:12pm

What's the bets it was really some harcore shemale porn he was watching and the owner changed the disc to something more benign like "plump boobs and hot thighs" out of respect for the man?

javaboy · 10-12-2008 8:24pm

Domo230 wrote: »

He just wanted to see the "two girls one cup" video everyones talking about

It would definitely beat all the other "Reaction to 2 girls 1 cup" videos on Youtube so far.

Donald-Duck · 10-12-2008 8:54pm

I think that one I saw of a really really fat woman and worms was worse than 2 girls 1 cup. Then again, it mgiht have been the 2girl1cup of its time and I never heard of it then

ShooterSF · 10-12-2008 8:57pm

What a horrible way to be found, pants round your ankle, langer hanging out and some rolled up sticky tissue in your hand.

Varkov · 10-12-2008 9:00pm

Germany forum TBH.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 10-12-2008 9:23pm

Varkov wrote: »

Germany forum TBH.

Is there one? I tried sex and sexuality, but it wouldn;t let me in...

Donald-Duck · 10-12-2008 9:37pm

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Is there one? I tried sex and sexuality, but it wouldn;t let me in...

He was joking, like the way cork people reply to every thread about something that happened in Dublin with "dublin forum"

AckwelFoley · 10-12-2008 9:37pm

It wasnt the porn.
It was the ****.
you dont go into a dark booth just to watch.. Do you?

antodeco · 10-12-2008 9:40pm

snyper wrote: »

It wasnt the porn.
It was the ****.
you dont go into a dark booth just to watch.. Do you?

Hang on!! For once you are admitting to not hanging around darkened rooms?? Leave yourself logged in?

Turd Ferguson · 10-12-2008 9:41pm

Donald-Duck wrote: »

He was joking, like the way cork people reply to every thread about something that happened in Dublin with "dublin forum"

What? There are no Cork people on the internet. Its an urban myth.
Apparently 1 guy tried to hook a typewriter to his phone socket (for like a makeshift internetz) until he realised that he had neither. He then went out to the fields and chased cattle until dinner time.

Overheal · 10-12-2008 9:43pm

Are there more degrading ways to die? Besides Chef in South Park.

pablomakaveli · 10-12-2008 9:51pm

Overheal wrote: »

Are there more degrading ways to die? Besides Chef in South Park.

Heard of a guy who got a nose bleed from picking his nose and then bled to death.

AlmightyCushion · 10-12-2008 9:52pm

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Heard of a guy who got a nose bleed from picking his nose and then bled to death.

That's more pathetic than degrading.

pablomakaveli · 10-12-2008 9:54pm

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

That's more pathetic than degrading.

You could say the same thing about the porn guy though.

dSTAR · 10-12-2008 10:30pm

Ikky Poo2 wrote:

So, there you have it. Porn brings you closer to God.

One day myself and my ex decided to visit a sex store to help with our flagging sex life. We decided to purchase some videos. Being the type of store that allows to to try before you buy we repaired into a small room with a bench, a small table with tissues on top and a bin beside it. We flicked on one of the videos and within a short time we both became aroused.

One thing led to another and we started getting down and dirty. Being the stud muffin I am I had the girl absolutely screaming Oh God .. Oh God within seconds. This store worker had obviously heard these screams and banged on the door. The whole scene could have been deadly had this sex store worker not come to our aid.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 10-12-2008 10:43pm

Donald-Duck wrote: »

He was joking, like the way cork people reply to every thread about something that happened in Dublin with "dublin forum"

Oh, right. I see. And the chicken crossed the road because it was on the wrong side to begin with...?:pac:

Agent Smith · 11-12-2008 3:21am

Overheal wrote: »

Are there more degrading ways to die? Besides Chef in South Park.

you could take the pledge of allegiance :pac::pac:

then be raped to death by some heavyset black guy called turner brown

seanybiker · 11-12-2008 3:24am

challengemaster wrote: »

Or maybe just cum on it.. :pac:

Ha ha ha class reply

Good porn.

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