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  • 10-12-2008 8:55pm
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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    A German man has been found dead in a pornography video booth at a Bonn Beate Uhse sex shop, Cologne daily Express reported on Friday.

    Apparently “plump boobs and hot thighs” were too much for the 54-year-old pornography customer’s heart, who died while watching porn in one of the video-booths at the sex-shop on Bischofsplatz, the paper said.

    So, there you have it. Porn brings you closer to God.

    Article:
    http://www.thelocal.de/society/20081205-15927.html
    (There is a slightly risque picture of the sex shop in the link, not massive, but you may need to be careful)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Amen..


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Damn. I was really hoping I would have to delete this thread Ikky.


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    Unregistered.
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    What a let down! :(


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    #5
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Damn. I was really hoping I would have to delete this thread Ikky.

    Quiet day?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    AlmightyCushion
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    He was told the porn was to die for. He didn't realise how true that was.


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Nah man. All the new buttons still exciting for now.


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    #8
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    R.I.P.


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    #9
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    F.I.P.


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    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Worse ways to go...I bet he went with a smile on his face


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    challengemaster
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    themadchef wrote: »
    Worse ways to go...I bet he went with a smile on his face

    Or maybe just cum on it.. :pac:


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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    What's the bets it was really some harcore shemale porn he was watching and the owner changed the disc to something more benign like "plump boobs and hot thighs" out of respect for the man?


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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Domo230 wrote: »
    He just wanted to see the "two girls one cup" video everyones talking about

    It would definitely beat all the other "Reaction to 2 girls 1 cup" videos on Youtube so far.


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    Donald-Duck
    Registered Users Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Donald-Duck


    I think that one I saw of a really really fat woman and worms was worse than 2 girls 1 cup. Then again, it mgiht have been the 2girl1cup of its time and I never heard of it then


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    ShooterSF
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    What a horrible way to be found, pants round your ankle, langer hanging out and some rolled up sticky tissue in your hand.


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    Varkov
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    Germany forum TBH.


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,076 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Varkov wrote: »
    Germany forum TBH.

    Is there one? I tried sex and sexuality, but it wouldn;t let me in...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #18
    Donald-Duck
    Registered Users Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Donald-Duck


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Is there one? I tried sex and sexuality, but it wouldn;t let me in...

    He was joking, like the way cork people reply to every thread about something that happened in Dublin with "dublin forum"


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    AckwelFoley
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    It wasnt the porn.
    It was the ****.
    you dont go into a dark booth just to watch.. Do you?


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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,445 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    snyper wrote: »
    It wasnt the porn.
    It was the ****.
    you dont go into a dark booth just to watch.. Do you?

    Hang on!! For once you are admitting to not hanging around darkened rooms?? Leave yourself logged in? :D


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    Turd Ferguson
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    Donald-Duck wrote: »
    He was joking, like the way cork people reply to every thread about something that happened in Dublin with "dublin forum"

    What? There are no Cork people on the internet. Its an urban myth.
    Apparently 1 guy tried to hook a typewriter to his phone socket (for like a makeshift internetz) until he realised that he had neither. He then went out to the fields and chased cattle until dinner time.


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    Overheal
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    Are there more degrading ways to die? Besides Chef in South Park.


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    pablomakaveli
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    Overheal wrote: »
    Are there more degrading ways to die? Besides Chef in South Park.

    Heard of a guy who got a nose bleed from picking his nose and then bled to death.


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    AlmightyCushion
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    pablomakaveli wrote: »
    Heard of a guy who got a nose bleed from picking his nose and then bled to death.
    That's more pathetic than degrading.


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    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    That's more pathetic than degrading.

    You could say the same thing about the porn guy though.


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    dSTAR
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    Ikky Poo2 wrote:
    So, there you have it. Porn brings you closer to God.

    One day myself and my ex decided to visit a sex store to help with our flagging sex life. We decided to purchase some videos. Being the type of store that allows to to try before you buy we repaired into a small room with a bench, a small table with tissues on top and a bin beside it. We flicked on one of the videos and within a short time we both became aroused.

    One thing led to another and we started getting down and dirty. Being the stud muffin I am I had the girl absolutely screaming Oh God .. Oh God within seconds. This store worker had obviously heard these screams and banged on the door. The whole scene could have been deadly had this sex store worker not come to our aid.

    :o


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    #27
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Donald-Duck wrote: »
    He was joking, like the way cork people reply to every thread about something that happened in Dublin with "dublin forum"

    Oh, right. I see. And the chicken crossed the road because it was on the wrong side to begin with...?:pac:

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Overheal wrote: »
    Are there more degrading ways to die? Besides Chef in South Park.

    you could take the pledge of allegiance :pac::pac:


    then be raped to death by some heavyset black guy called turner brown


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    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    challengemaster wrote: »
    Or maybe just cum on it.. :pac:

    Ha ha ha class reply


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