When you take a poo....

HouseHippo · 10-12-2008 2:01am #1

Do you look at the tissue when you are finished wiping..

Most people reply to this question....Eww no!
But if you don't how do you know your arse is clean.....

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 10-12-2008 2:03am

Wipe until it hurts???

FlutterinBantam · 10-12-2008 2:03am

No way Horse, when the Flutt unloads its "Nothing but net" straight down the throat of the cludgie, good swipe across the badge to release the winnits and flusherony.

Lookin at yer arsewipes is for gheys:rolleyes:

fullstop · 10-12-2008 2:04am

Gotta look at it or you'd never know when your finished, especially after a good night on the Guinness :eek:

HouseHippo · 10-12-2008 2:05am

Anna Unsightly Hag wrote: »

Wipe until it hurts???

Good solution...

LadyJ · 10-12-2008 2:05am

Well I work in a job that requires me to wipe other people's arses sometimes so I really have no problem looking at my own sh!t.

Fizman · 10-12-2008 2:06am

Its recession time, so no more paper for a while at least.

fullstop · 10-12-2008 2:06am

LadyJ wrote: »

Well I work in a job that requires me to wipe other people's arses sometimes so I really have no problem looking at my own sh!t.

Any chance you'd wipe mine for me so I won't have to look?

I wasted my 500th post on that :rolleyes:

FlutterinBantam · 10-12-2008 2:07am

Bad solution, could burst the arsegrapes and leave you in a bad situation.

hussey · 10-12-2008 2:23am

I've heard Ireland has gone to sh*t, but didn't think AH would go so low ...

Mimikyu · 10-12-2008 2:25am

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FunkZ · 10-12-2008 2:27am

LadyJ wrote: »

Well I work in a job that requires me to wipe other people's arses sometimes so I really have no problem looking at my own sh!t.

You're a female escort?!

javaboy · 10-12-2008 2:27am

Why does this topic keep rearing its ugly head over and over again? How many times does it have to be locked?

Maybe they should just create a secret shite forum, let Flut mod it and then people can indulge their fecal fixations elsewhere.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 10-12-2008 2:27am

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

No way Horse, when the Flutt unloads its "Nothing but net" straight down the throat of the cludgie, good swipe across the badge to release the winnits and flusherony.

Lookin at yer arsewipes is for gheys:rolleyes:

Suffer from "itchy arse syndrome" much?

You need to take a look at the tissue to see if you need to keep wiping or not.

Overheal · 10-12-2008 2:29am

HouseHippo wrote: »

Do you look at the tissue when you are finished wiping..

Most people reply to this question....Eww no!
But if you don't how do you know your arse is clean.....

How the **** else am I suppose to know if I'm clean yet?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 10-12-2008 2:38am

Overheal wrote: »

How the **** else am I suppose to know if I'm clean yet?

Stick your fingers in your arse... :P

Fizman · 10-12-2008 2:44am

Overheal wrote: »

How the **** else am I suppose to know if I'm clean yet?

Instinct.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 10-12-2008 2:45am

Fizman wrote: »

Instinct.

Explain that one for us... you got a gut feeling your arse is clean?

bigstar · 10-12-2008 3:00am

if you getting a gut feeling, your probably going to have clean it again

Overheal · 10-12-2008 3:01am

I just had a great poo. One of those gas-busters. 2 Wipes, but I feel as refreshed as if I had just run a mile.

LadyJ · 10-12-2008 3:03am

Overheal wrote: »

I just had a great poo. One of those gas-busters. 2 Wipes, but I feel as refreshed as if I had just run a mile.

Are you a few stone lighter as well?

Overheal · 10-12-2008 3:05am

Probably not, it was 2/3 gas.

Hmm. Im begining to see why these threads always get locked.

LadyJ · 10-12-2008 3:07am

Overheal wrote: »

Probably not, it was 2/3 gas.

Well how many plops did you make?

Overheal · 10-12-2008 3:09am

Jesus, even I wont go into that much detail. pervert.

LadyJ · 10-12-2008 3:11am

*presses ear up against bathroom door*

One..................twooooooooooo......

When you take a poo....

When you take a poo....Do you look at the tissue after wiping 27 votes

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