Worst Christmas Present You Ever Got From A BF/GF/loveslave?

Queencake

Well? Let's see who "wins"! Double points if it was so bad it resulted in ye breaking up...

IRISH RAIL

I got a book about wine ffs wine i barley drink it oh and it was one of those 5 99 ones

ronnie3585

AIDS

Fizman

An ex of mine once bought me a t-shirt with "Tommy" written on it. Thats not even my fcukin name!

It was dumped.

As for the t-shirt...........:cool:

ChocolateSauce

Not quite a christmas present, but I got clahmidya from my girlfriend for my birthday. We broke up.

Dean820

20 euro mobile credit.

spinandscribble

a holy candle sold in his school and some more candles his mom had gathering dust in her house.

flyton5

boxer shorts.....that chaffed.....i think i annoyed her that xmas.....

The Sweeper

Any gift that I was then told the price of and the tedious backstory of how hard it was to acquire.

rotinaj

Not a present I got myself but a girl on the radio yesterday got membership to weight watchers off her boyfriend.

DublinWriter

A tie-pin...in the shape of an aeroplane.

Not only do I rarely wear a tie, when I do so I would never wear a tie-pin and I also have no interest in aviation either.

Fozzie Bear

A pack of socks. Pretty bad right? Well it gets worse......

The socks in question were ankle socks.
The were dayglo....
...and in the fetching colours of pink, yellow and powder blue!
They were girls socks!
They were called sockets on the label!

We did not break up as I managed to see the funny side of it. She had left it too late to get the actual pressie I wanted so she thought it would be funny to get the sockets.

Puddleduck

Some minging jewellry..not even blind people could pick crap out that looked that bad.

Some crappy skinny candles and a book on how to relax (wtf?!)

a Book about a programme I like...again...wtf.

Oh, and not a present for me, but a card for my sister for her birthday that was supposed to be one of those funny ones but had a rather cringeworthy message in it.

Didnt split coz of the presents, mostly coz he was a dick :pac:

Wood

A plate.

Seriously. I thought it was a joke present and asked for the real one and apparently that was it

Nothing special about it, she was in her 20's so was I. We were together for about 2 years at that stage. I have no idea what she was thinking.

Kashkai

An ex girlfriend bought me a Bodyshop gift set of lavendar scented products (soap and bathsalts ffs:mad:) just cause she liked the smell of lavendar. It was a girly giftset at that. I gave it to my mother and she then thanked the girlfriend for the gift. Naturally it went down a treat with her.

quad_red

A book... the exact same book the person had given me the year before!

JCDUB

d3mon24 wrote: »

Not a present I got myself but a girl on the radio yesterday got membership to weight watchers off her boyfriend.

God bless that man, he is a true hero :cool::D

He could have just given her the old "it's not you, it's me..." line, probably would have worked easier.

hobochris

A Mug and some dodgy socks. Got her many more things that I put a lot more time,effort and thought into. We broke up Stephens day.

Her family told her she was a selfish bitch and that she should give everything back, I refused(In retrospect I'm glad I did,as what I gave her can act as a reminder to her of what a selfish bitch she is).

stovelid

Lump of coal. And I had to sweep chimneys all Christmas day.

themadchef

Wood wrote: »

A plate.

Seriously. I thought it was a joke present and asked for the real one and apparently that was it

Nothing special about it, she was in her 20's so was I. We were together for about 2 years at that stage. I have no idea what she was thinking.

Kitchen table to put the plate on, dishwasher to wash it in, etc ....probably a hint in the present there

galah

blonde hair dye.

W*nker.

Monkey61

A lamp. It blew up when I plugged it in. Funnily enough I didn't even predict the break up that was coming a week later.

Rosedale6

My girlfriend had some pictures for her birthday and i didnt get round to putting them up for her. A few months later on Christmas day one of my presents were a bag of picture hooks from here.:eek:

helimachoptor

We did a suprise santa in work a couple of years back, the year before I had gotten a bottle of wine off a guy I didnt really know, price left on. I don't drink wine. The next year oddly I got him so I gave him back his bottle of wine, we had a good laugh about it at the xmas party:D:D

milod

hobochris wrote: »

A Mug and some dodgy socks. Got her many more things that I put a lot more time,effort and thought into. We broke up Stephens day.

Her family told her she was a selfish bitch and that she should give everything back, I refused(In retrospect I'm glad I did,as what I gave her can act as a reminder to her of what a selfish bitch she is).

Yeah my ex did this for about 10 years running...

What can I say, I've a long fuse :rolleyes:

Her best one was a gold (plated) magnifying glass...

.DumDeDum.

Tiny lil teddy bear :rolleyes: then a slightly bigger version of the same teddy for Valentines Day!

Censorsh!t

Fozzie Bear wrote: »

They were called sockets

Christ, I actually can't stop laughing!! I dunno why it's so funny but it is! Sockets hahahhaa:p