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Worst Christmas Present You Ever Got From A BF/GF/loveslave?

  • 10-12-2008 12:47am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭


    Well? Let's see who "wins"! Double points if it was so bad it resulted in ye breaking up... :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,097 ✭✭✭IRISH RAIL


    I got a book about wine ffs wine i barley drink it oh and it was one of those 5 99 ones


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    AIDS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    An ex of mine once bought me a t-shirt with "Tommy" written on it. Thats not even my fcukin name!

    It was dumped.

    As for the t-shirt...........:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    Not quite a christmas present, but I got clahmidya from my girlfriend for my birthday. We broke up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    20 euro mobile credit. :lol:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    a holy candle sold in his school and some more candles his mom had gathering dust in her house.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭flyton5


    boxer shorts.....that chaffed.....i think i annoyed her that xmas.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    Any gift that I was then told the price of and the tedious backstory of how hard it was to acquire.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    Not a present I got myself but a girl on the radio yesterday got membership to weight watchers off her boyfriend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,568 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    A tie-pin...in the shape of an aeroplane.

    Not only do I rarely wear a tie, when I do so I would never wear a tie-pin and I also have no interest in aviation either.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Fozzie Bear


    A pack of socks. Pretty bad right? Well it gets worse......

    The socks in question were ankle socks.
    The were dayglo....
    ...and in the fetching colours of pink, yellow and powder blue!
    They were girls socks!
    They were called sockets on the label!

    We did not break up as I managed to see the funny side of it. She had left it too late to get the actual pressie I wanted so she thought it would be funny to get the sockets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Some minging jewellry..not even blind people could pick crap out that looked that bad.

    Some crappy skinny candles and a book on how to relax (wtf?!)

    a Book about a programme I like...again...wtf.

    Oh, and not a present for me, but a card for my sister for her birthday that was supposed to be one of those funny ones but had a rather cringeworthy message in it.

    Didnt split coz of the presents, mostly coz he was a dick :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 358 ✭✭Wood


    A plate.

    Seriously. I thought it was a joke present and asked for the real one and apparently that was it

    Nothing special about it, she was in her 20's so was I. We were together for about 2 years at that stage. I have no idea what she was thinking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,399 ✭✭✭Kashkai


    An ex girlfriend bought me a Bodyshop gift set of lavendar scented products (soap and bathsalts ffs:mad:) just cause she liked the smell of lavendar. It was a girly giftset at that. I gave it to my mother and she then thanked the girlfriend for the gift. Naturally it went down a treat with her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,570 ✭✭✭quad_red


    A book... the exact same book the person had given me the year before!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,225 ✭✭✭JCDUB


    d3mon24 wrote: »
    Not a present I got myself but a girl on the radio yesterday got membership to weight watchers off her boyfriend.

    God bless that man, he is a true hero :cool::D

    He could have just given her the old "it's not you, it's me..." line, probably would have worked easier.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭hobochris


    A Mug and some dodgy socks. Got her many more things that I put a lot more time,effort and thought into. We broke up Stephens day.

    Her family told her she was a selfish bitch and that she should give everything back, I refused(In retrospect I'm glad I did,as what I gave her can act as a reminder to her of what a selfish bitch she is).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Lump of coal. And I had to sweep chimneys all Christmas day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Wood wrote: »
    A plate.

    Seriously. I thought it was a joke present and asked for the real one and apparently that was it

    Nothing special about it, she was in her 20's so was I. We were together for about 2 years at that stage. I have no idea what she was thinking.


    Kitchen table to put the plate on, dishwasher to wash it in, etc ....probably a hint in the present there ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭galah


    blonde hair dye.

    W*nker.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭Monkey61


    A lamp. It blew up when I plugged it in. Funnily enough I didn't even predict the break up that was coming a week later.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭Rosedale6


    My girlfriend had some pictures for her birthday and i didnt get round to putting them up for her. A few months later on Christmas day one of my presents were a bag of picture hooks from here.:eek:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,725 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    We did a suprise santa in work a couple of years back, the year before I had gotten a bottle of wine off a guy I didnt really know, price left on. I don't drink wine. The next year oddly I got him so I gave him back his bottle of wine, we had a good laugh about it at the xmas party:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 757 ✭✭✭milod


    hobochris wrote: »
    A Mug and some dodgy socks. Got her many more things that I put a lot more time,effort and thought into. We broke up Stephens day.

    Her family told her she was a selfish bitch and that she should give everything back, I refused(In retrospect I'm glad I did,as what I gave her can act as a reminder to her of what a selfish bitch she is).

    Yeah my ex did this for about 10 years running...

    What can I say, I've a long fuse :rolleyes:

    Her best one was a gold (plated) magnifying glass... :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 .DumDeDum.


    Tiny lil teddy bear :rolleyes: then a slightly bigger version of the same teddy for Valentines Day!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭Censorsh!t


    They were called sockets

    Christ, I actually can't stop laughing!! I dunno why it's so funny but it is! Sockets hahahhaa:p


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