Party tips.

Jeebus

Parents are away on Saturday night. Having me a birthday party.

The essentials are all sorted, of course. Music, scantily clad, good looking women, smoke, food, dip. About 35 coming.

Tips so that everything goes swimmingly ? College party btw, so nothing too sophisticated, but having it in the parents house so...nothing that will destroy the place either. Any ideas for it to be extra fun ? Apart from extra drugs, extra drink, extra scantily clad women ?

Also, my brother mods this forum, so shhhhh. Don't let it slip .

minidazzler

You forgot to post your Address on boards so that we can all arrive.

Orange69

name that penis...?

towel401

place will probably get destroyed no matter how hard you try..

best to do this sort of carry on in shoddy rented accomodation.

The_B_Man

toga*! toga*! toga*!

*can be substituted with "bikini"

Ruu_Old

Orgy!

minidazzler

Oh and do ye have the Black guy?

Remember now, ONLY 1 BLACK GUY!!!! Those are the rules.

Jeebus

minidazzler wrote: »

Oh and do ye have the Black guy?

Remember now, ONLY 1 BLACK GUY!!!! Those are the rules.

Aw **** !! I forgot David !!

I invited his ex though....****. This creates problems.

Minto

Kind of a token response for AH, but how can you have a birthday party without YORE MA?

minidazzler

Jeebus wrote: »

Aw **** !! I forgot David !!

I invited his ex though....****. This creates problems.

David is not a black guy name, he is not welcome.


Ride his Ex.

Jeebus

minidazzler wrote: »

David is not a black guy name, he is not welcome.


Ride his Ex.

OK, I have two black guy friends. One = David, from Uganda. The other, Athei, from Cardiff.

Your choice.

homerun_homer

Get a cheap table tennis set in a €2 shop and set it up on a table, line up a bunch of shots in tall glasses at each end in the shape of a triangle (like in snooker).
Now each player has to throw the ball and make it land in a glass shot, when it does the other person has to drink. The quicker you beat him/her the quicker he/she gets drunk

besty

Flip Cup!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flip_cup

steo87

Jeebus wrote: »

Tips so that everything goes swimmingly?

Don't post it on your Facebook!

tony1kenobi

Get Corey Worthington to organize everything.

minidazzler

Jeebus wrote: »

OK, I have two black guy friends. One = David, from Uganda. The other, Athei, from Cardiff.

Your choice.

Athei, so much blacker.


If you can find a Black guy called André then get him to go. Guaranteed cool party had by all.

afatbollix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc0CB6URrV0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc0CB6URrV0

get this guy... he makes the best party ever!!!!

Traq

get this guy... he makes the best party ever!!!!

And then shoot him, shoot him in the face...

FunkZ

If ya want it to be remember forever buy about 100 condoms. Pierce them all in the centre of the wrapping with a tiny pin. Put them in a basket and leave 'em somewhere where everyone will see them.

Also in my gaf we had a phase where we had a strobe light in our sitting room after the nightclubs.
Twas the cheese! But it broke, gay.

Fizman

Go up to every hot girl you know this week and ask them, "What comes before part b?"

EamonnKeane

Make sure your parents arrive early so it can have a wacky, frantic finale, rather than ending with people getting bored and falling asleep.

Everyone has to dress as Withnail. No exceptions. Point them to a charity shop.

FlutterinBantam

Tape down the lid of the cistern.

Some cnunt will topdeck the joint.

KerranJast

- Don't let anyone with a guitar (unless they're a good Van Halen tribute act) into the gaff. They'll bring you right down with their ****ty Damien Rice impersonations.
- Don't let anyone screw with your playlist or do requests. It'll turn into a bitch fight among the wannabe DJs. Just dump a load of good albums into a playlist and stick it on random.
- Buy a good bit of cheap beer from Lidl or Aldi and keep it handy for when the stuff the guests bring inevitably runs out. You'll look good for having supplied some free booze and at that stage they won't care if its cheap stuff.
- Edit: Few of those big plastic boxes filled with water/ice are dead handy too. Saves everyone stuffing the fridge to the gills with bottles if its a big party.

hussey

Mass suicide pact

I've been to 4 of them, awesome

RugbyFanatic

Never EVER underestimate the power of a 'secret stash'

Keep a few beers for you and your mates to enjoy when everyones out and things are winding down.

Whenever I go to parties with free drink I always make it priority to take a ****load of it and stash it somewhere for later when everythings gone.


If someone takes out a guitar kick them out of the house

KerranJast

RugbyFanatic wrote: »

Never EVER underestimate the power of a 'secret stash'

Keep a few beers for you and your mates to enjoy when everyones out and things are winding down.

Whenever I go to parties with free drink I always make it priority to take a ****load of it and stash it somewhere for later when everythings gone.

Are you really that cheap/tight? :rolleyes:

RugbyFanatic

KerranJast wrote: »

Are you really that cheap/tight? :rolleyes:

If the offos didn't close at 10 I wouldn't have to be!

KerranJast

So you'd turn up to a party empty handed and proceed to slying nick a load of drink and hide it for yourself? Lovely.

HouseHippo

Put everything expensive away......


Get together and all watch 2 girls one cup

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Jeebus wrote: »

Parents are away on Saturday night. Having me a birthday party.

The essentials are all sorted, of course. Music, scantily clad, good looking women, smoke, food, dip. About 35 coming.

Tips so that everything goes swimmingly ? College party btw, so nothing too sophisticated, but having it in the parents house so...nothing that will destroy the place either. Any ideas for it to be extra fun ? Apart from extra drugs, extra drink, extra scantily clad women ?

Also, my brother mods this forum, so shhhhh. Don't let it slip .

Make sure there are plenty of drunk college girls, get them to get their tits out, take pics, post on forums.

HouseHippo

Arjun Steep Recording wrote: »

Make sure there are plenty of drunk college girls, get them to get their tits out, take pics, post on forums.

That idea calls for a giant +1

Also send them to me....when you are done of course

RugbyFanatic

KerranJast wrote: »

So you'd turn up to a party empty handed and proceed to slying nick a load of drink and hide it for yourself? Lovely.

I am hardly going to bring drink to a gaf with free drink.

Also I share it with my mates and whatever bird I happen to be with on the night I am not that selfish

DonkeyStyle \o/

drunken strip pictionary IMO

Dr. Loon

RugbyFanatic wrote: »

I am hardly going to bring drink to a gaf with free drink.

Also I share it with my mates and whatever bird I happen to be with on the night I am not that selfish

You are a cúnt. Always bring your own beer. Cúnt.

Overheal

Jeebus wrote: »

Parents are away on Saturday night. Having me a birthday party.

The essentials are all sorted, of course. Music, scantily clad, good looking women, smoke, food, dip. About 35 coming.

Tips so that everything goes swimmingly ? College party btw, so nothing too sophisticated, but having it in the parents house so...nothing that will destroy the place either. Any ideas for it to be extra fun ? Apart from extra drugs, extra drink, extra scantily clad women ?

Also, my brother mods this forum, so shhhhh. Don't let it slip .

My brother did a genius thing one year: the parents were gone for 2 weeks so it was a party house for most of it. We took digital photos of EVERYTHING. Then, we took down any ornaments/breakables/candles/pictures/keepsakes and locked them up in the master bedroom. Total Ninja Party.

Also clear out anything that will stain, people need a good place to vomit too. And to add some optimism to the event, supply condoms.

Overheal

HouseHippo wrote: »

That idea calls for a giant +1

Also send them to me....when you are done of course

arent you a fem? !!! LEZZO!!! Send Pics.

Xavi6

besty wrote: »

Flip Cup!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flip_cup

+1

That's a J1 game if ever there was one! Use those red plastic cups you see in American Pie and all the other teen movies. Great fun when done with shots of vodka in the cups.

flyton5

put away ur toaster(piss), kettle(piss), cutlery(i've seen somone spit on each individual piece).....throw any squeezable sauces away to prevent ceiling damage.....dont live next to a golf course(they get angry when all the flags from their greens end up in your house)....the usual stuff....buckets for sick.....make ppl smoke outside.....

actually was anyone at that party a few years ago up by lamb doyles?? the place was trashed......the girl went to Alex and had what was probably the messiest party i've ever seen.....

dSTAR

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Get Corey Worthington to organize everything.

Funny to see that party boy Corey made news over there. The spotty little fuker made about $200,000 in Big Brother appearances as well as being hired by some big shot promotions guy in Sydney after chucking a party which ended up costing thousands of bucks in damages / clean up.

HouseHippo

Overheal wrote: »

arent you a fem? !!! LEZZO!!! Send Pics.

Send pics of what...me being a Lezzo..

Ok lol

IvySlayer

Forget the party and go bowling.