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worst thing you ever done in school.

  • 09-12-2008 7:42pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭


    What was the worst thing you ever did in school?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    The teachers daughter, don't think he ever got over it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Murder


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    murdered the teachers daughter.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I gave a guy 'skin failure'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    i just turned up.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    antodeco wrote: »
    I gave a guy 'skin failure'.

    He has extreme Skeletus Erruptus! Start the trans-dental electrification!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    I punched a small child in the face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Back in senior infants l was feeling very sick , so l asked the teacher if l could get some air.
    Now because l had left my seat to go to her desk without asking permission she said no.
    l promptly threw up right into her lap.:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭phenomenon


    The teachers daughter, don't think he ever got over it.

    I would have said she was the best thing I did in secondary school


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Turned up.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Irish


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    I fell into a bin :o



    ... headfirst..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Not listening to the teacher when he explained the correct use of the words 'did' and 'done'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 268 ✭✭Frank3142


    in 6th class i sprained a junior infants wrist......hey it was an accident


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    1 word - Columbine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    I kinda caused our science teacher to burn both his hands in first year during science. He got so pissed off when I was messing he came over and grabbed the bunsen burner we had been using.....then used his other hand to pull it off his first hand as it had stuck to his skin. Think he felt fairly stupid as he tried to shake it loose from the second hand.

    I felt slightly guilty every time I walked into Science for the next few weeks to see him sitting at his desk with two big white bandages on his hands.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    1. Broke someone's kneecap during PE

    2. Caused an explosion in the science labs that blew a portion of the ceiling out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    10 points for the person who admits, seriously that they shat themselves at school?


    Come on there is always one in the school, every few years


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭ergonomics


    Puked in someone's bag, acidentally.

    Pushed another kid of the top of the slide and broke their arm.

    Knocked the massive gym doors off the hinges.

    Set a portion of the carpet on fire, and then put it out with someone's school bag.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,911 ✭✭✭Simi


    Remember the Dunblane massacre? Ya that was me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    Does doing vast amounts of drugs over the course of 5 years count as bad?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Locked the PE teacher in the Store room and left him there for a night. Well, it wasn't just me, it was most of the class!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    Not listening to the teacher when he explained the correct use of the words 'did' and 'done'
    Darn. You beat me to it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    World War II.

    It started off a harmless prank but it just escalated far too quickly, at the time I had no idea what I done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    I once did mega-ly bad explosive diarrohea in the school toilets. The toilet was full to the top with it and overflowing and it was all over the walls. There was no way I could flush or clean it so I left it. It was so bad, that the headmistress demanded that the culprit own up in assembly. Of course I didn't, and from then on the school had "toilet monitors" at every toilet, to be sure that if it ever happened again the culprit would be caught.

    Another time me and a friend bought a travel sized mouthwash and toothpaste for a teacher with really bad breath, wrapped it, wrote her name on it and left it in her room. When we went back it was gone. When we next saw her, she seemed embarrassed but had actually brushed her teeth. After a week she didn't bother any more though.

    On 2 occasions I was suspended for play-fighting gone wrong. One of those occasions involved someone ending up in hospital.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    ergonomics wrote: »
    Puked in someone's bag, acidentally.

    Pushed another kid of the top of the slide and broke their arm.

    Knocked the massive gym doors off the hinges.

    Set a portion of the carpet on fire, and then put it out with someone's school bag.



    walking disaster, anyone?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭IsMiseConor


    Threw a full bottle of doctor pepper at some 12 year old (he was really annoying me) and it hit him in the head. I didn't actually intend to hurt him (that much) but he went off crying.Luckily
    he was my friends brother so I didn't get in that much trouble. Worst thing was that this only happened... last Wednesday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    Broke a bone in my friends knee in PE. It was an accident, but he still won't let me forget it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    Threw a full bottle of doctor pepper at some 12 year old (he was really annoying me) and it hit him in the head. I didn't actually intend to hurt him (that much) but he went off crying.Luckily
    he was my friends brother so I didn't get in that much trouble. Worst thing was that this only happened... last Wednesday.

    Hahaha. Who was it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭IsMiseConor


    giggsy664 wrote: »
    Hahaha. Who was it?

    Conor, shanes brother.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    Conor, shanes brother.

    Nice...

    Hey wait. You threw a bottle of dr.pepper at yourself because you were being annoying??

    Btw. Thread is for *thing you did in school*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭IsMiseConor


    giggsy664 wrote: »
    Nice...

    Hey wait. You threw a bottle of dr.pepper at yourself because you were being annoying??

    Btw. Thread is for *thing you did in school*

    It was less than 500 metres from the school. Still counts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭hunter164


    Smashed a light throwing a bottle.

    Ruined a 4th year classes mini company documents.

    Headbutted through a window.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭SRFC90


    Poopie in urinal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    1 word - Columbine

    ROFL :D
    Simi wrote: »
    Remember the Dunblane massacre? Ya that was me.

    That's just bad taste :mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,435 ✭✭✭✭redout


    Stuck a condom around the handle of the class door so the teacher (female) could not enter. Pure genius idea at the time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    noblestee wrote: »
    ROFL :D



    That's just bad taste :mad:

    Eh?? Aren't both of those posts essentially identical is what the poster was gettin at?

    LOLed at one but angry at another? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,911 ✭✭✭Simi


    Fizman wrote: »
    Eh?? Aren't both of those posts essentially identical is what the poster was gettin at?

    LOLed at one but angry at another? :confused:

    Mine had smaller children. ;)

    Anyway did a lot of fairly bad things but always as a group nothing really that was solely me. Except for making fat jokes about a teacher when she was sitting right in front of me. Got detention quite a lot. Never stopped me.

    Best group pranks involved various accidental fires, making the power go off in the whole school by connecting two wires in a broken emergency exit sign. That was pretty hilarious watching all the lights go off one by one as the surge spread round the school.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Fizman wrote: »
    Eh?? Aren't both of those posts essentially identical is what the poster was gettin at?

    LOLed at one but angry at another? :confused:

    I think that's the joke no?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Lit a fire in the class under my desk.

    Made flint bombs.

    Showed the few muslims in my class some hard core porn.

    Put same porn on teachers desk. Opened...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    javaboy wrote: »
    I think that's the joke no?

    Boards Rule 45.6: If a post contains ':mad:', it is no joke.

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭jane86


    Set the cooker on fire in the Home Economics room, I can't cook :o


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