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  • 09-12-2008 12:57pm
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    MCOS
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    A Nerd and his new bike
    A nerd was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
    The first nerd was stunned by his friend's sweet ride and asked, "WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?"
    The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"
    The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

    A tough Climb on Tandem
    Jack and Jill have just climbed Le Alp de Huez, one of the steepest peaks in the Alps on their tandem.
    "Phew, that was a tough climb" said Jack, leaning over, breathing hard. "That climb was so hard, and we were going so slow, I thought we were never going to make it."
    "Yeah, good thing I kept the brakes on," said Jill, "or we'd have slid all the way back down!"


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