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I'm changed my religeon to one dat allows for reincarnation. I am now giving some serious thought to coming back as a go'auld symbiote. So my question is dis: Would I really be able to take over a human(is dis possible with just fangs and mouth) or perhaps some horrible little creature in a zigarat or would I be destined to spend my new life swimming around in sum dank and dark pond on the unas planet?

The_Minister

Since Goa'uld don't actually exist, most likely you would spend a few short, brutal weeks as a tapeworm, gorging yourself on the insides of some poor third-worlder, before being your eggs and your carcass are crapped out into a nearby brown river.:)

But statistically, your chances of being born a system lord are nil. Given the number of spawn each queen is shown giving birth to at a time, it seems that even those born to System Lords, have only a tiny chance of gaining power.

Nerin

Unas planet. I'd suppose that its very rare for the wild goauld to get as far as being a system lord.

Overheal

The_Minister wrote: »

Since Goa'uld don't actually exist, most likely you would spend a few short, brutal weeks as a tapeworm, gorging yourself on the insides of some poor third-worlder, before being your eggs and your carcass are crapped out into a nearby brown river.:)

But statistically, your chances of being born a system lord are nil. Given the number of spawn each queen is shown giving birth to at a time, it seems that even those born to System Lords, have only a tiny chance of gaining power.

Indeed, most appear to get eaten.

johnnysmack

the chances of being reincarnated as a system lord is probably the same chances as winning the lotto or being hit by lightning, extremely small but does happen. so if you do happen to become a system lord remember i was shouting for you the whole time!

User45701

well lreally it comes down to how much you are willing to work at it - i mean you could if you are born to q queeen on gouauld world and are implaneted your 1/2 way there. you just need some cunning, you could get your jafa to kelnoream and then get him to locate you a host and start up your own little army (since your just one guy try and find one of those super soldier suits - im sure there are some left around)

Derek Coleman

This is the most insane thread question and answer session ever! LMAO.

It's brilliant to see someone ask such a crazy question and get equally as crazy answers. Brilliant.

If you're wishing for reincarnation then surely you wanna be a harcesus child (spelling). You are pretty much assured Power then and you already have a body.