This HAS TO BE the most clever/useful invention evvah

peasant

surely !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHrmvQKevfI

(Involves sawblades)

SoWatchaWant

Finally, something to stop me losing digits. When you're down to less then half it makes you think, do I REALLY want to be a carpenter?

shenanigans1982

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Finally, something to stop me losing digits. When you're down to less then half it makes you think, do I REALLY want to be a carpenter?

Carpenters will have more chance of losing a finger scratching their hole than through work for the next while.

I think your fingers are safe even if you don't buy this.;)

i71jskz5xu42pb

Pah! If he had any faith in it he would have whipped out his lad for the test.

Ross_Mahon

Your an evil villain and your about to cut James Bond who is slowly moving towards the blade...Then it stops? :mad:

B0X

Its actually pretty practical. Thumbs up for yer man.

Zascar

that's deadley. good idea, wish I'd thought of it

Photi

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

Your an evil villain and your about to cut James Bond who is slowly moving towards the blade...Then it stops? :mad:

More time for monologuing..

brianthebard

Hmm, would worry a little that your hands have to be wet? at least he wet his finger before doing it.

Fizman

Its not nearly as clever or as useful as a Fleshlight.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

I have absolutely no use for that. It is useless.

Ross_Mahon

Photi wrote: »

More time for monologuing..

But that's usually the time he escapes, damn that safety blade

Rhyme

B0X wrote: »

Its actually pretty practical. Thumbs up for yer man.

True. Glad to see someone getting the finger out.

ShooterSF

Fizman wrote: »

Its not nearly as clever or as useful as a Fleshlight.

You're thinking of a plumber!

galwayrush

I am impressed, it would work on my Panel Saw, but i think my 15 HP Rip Saw would severely test it.

tony1kenobi

Fizman wrote: »

Its not nearly as clever or as useful as a Fleshlight.

Almost too topical but I got it........why should the lady ve the only one who gets to fcuk something with a motor in it.......

As far as demonstrative infomercials go though I would much rather have invented fcuking cheerleaders.

SoWatchaWant

Fizman wrote: »

Its not nearly as clever or as useful as a Fleshlight.

You disgust me... I know your game.

DonJose

Thats NOT a new invention, my paper shredder at home has the exact same safety system, all this guy did was add this feature to a power saw.

"Patented SafeSense® Technology - stops shredder immediately when paper entry is touched."

http://www.fellowes.com/gb/en/site/products/ProductDetails.aspx?Id=3019901

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Wood...
Steak....
Wood...
SteaK...

THE STEAK IS ON A PIECE OF WOOD FFS!! WHY BOTHER WITH THE WOOD ON IT'S OWN...?!

peasant

DonJose wrote: »

Thats NOT a new invention, my paper shredder at home has the exact same safety system, all this guy did was add this feature to a power saw.

"Patented SafeSense® Technology - stops shredder immediately when paper entry is touched."

http://www.fellowes.com/gb/en/site/products/ProductDetails.aspx?Id=3019901

Stopping a sawblade spinning at 5000 rpm within a fraction of a second is somewhat more of a technical achievement than switching off the motor on a piddly paper shredder.

Fizman

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Wood...
Steak....
Wood...
SteaK...

THE STEAK IS ON A PIECE OF WOOD FFS!! WHY BOTHER WITH THE WOOD ON IT'S OWN...?!

Steak-drenched wood is in fact 38 percent more.......ah i'm not even gonna bother.

/realises too much time is spent in AH
/puts on his 900th post t-shirt
/orders 1000th one off ebay

giggsy664

Fizman wrote: »

Steak-drenched wood is in fact 38 percent more.......ah i'm not even gonna bother.

/realises too much time is spent in AH

Go get a life ya lazy culchie.

Anywho, that's a nice shredder up there. ^^^

Capt'n Midnight

I'm still voting for the water closet as the most useful invention ever.

Fizman

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

You disgust me... I know your game.

You intrigue me....I know your location. :pac:


/Starts up the rapemobile