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Anyone give the boss anything for xmas

  • 08-12-2008 10:01pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭


    There was a thread a while back about bonuses and parties, but does anyone give anything to the Boss at xmas.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    A kick in the arse if he is lucky


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    A shiny apple. Or maybe a Best Boss in the World mug. You can get both and many more asskisser presents at buttlickers .com*

    Free postage and if you order now, they guarantee delivery before Christmas.





    *almost certainly a porn site.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    A toothache. On account of my iron balls.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    I gave him the FINGER a while back


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Not necessary, but if it helps your situation to suck up, go for it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    javaboy wrote: »
    at buttlickers .com*



    *almost certainly a porn site.
    Yep porn site

    BRB....:cool:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I gave him the FINGER a while back

    ... where?

    Ew


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    How about giving the boss a Christmas story? Scrooge? "Where's my free ham or goose? Or should I send the ghost?":eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    A jar of vaseline.


    Things are getting tight he reckons.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    ... where?

    Ew

    In the photocopier room.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    It's a TOASTER!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    How about giving the boss a Christmas story? Scrooge? "Where's my free ham or goose? Or should I send the ghost?":eek:

    I'm sure they'd be more than happy to give you the ham at the moment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Even though I don't work i'd never stoop so low to getting the boss a prezie for CHRISTmas, I don't even get my grandmas anything for CHRISTmas so i wouldn't even bother with my boss


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    I'd give her one...but she knows that already.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ... where?

    Ew


    2371949950104150087S600x600Q85.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    A coffee machine, So he can put it in the Canteen for me to use.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    A friend of mine gave her boss last year for Christmas, an STD!
    As she was telling me, I don't know either if I should or not, be congratulating her or asking her not to jump on me!
    Getting an STD would be detrimental to my health - the wife would kill me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Shelflife wrote: »
    but does anyone give anything to the Boss at xmas.

    I'll have an affair with his wife if he lets me go. Her idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    She usually gets an email with my collection of best / worst dirty jokes of the year (Boards has been very helpful this year! ;) )

    Her sense of humour is actually worse than mine! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    An envelope to put my bonus in :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    An envelope to put my bonus in :pac:

    Do you work in a bank, cause that's just about the only job that's going to be giving a bonus this year, so I see.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Dardania


    Shelflife wrote: »
    does anyone give anything to the Boss at xmas.

    Like a fox do I...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 185 ✭✭Diamond007


    Bottle of wine for him and his wife and a DVD for his kids..


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Mine is getting a card with cinema tickets for himself and the wife.

    I'd a tough time this year, and he was great to deal with

    Bit anti AH I know, but shows there are decent bosses out there :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    Twenty five posts and no one is giving the boss YORE MA


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Gillo wrote: »
    Twenty five posts and no one is giving the boss YORE MA

    well personally I don't want to lose my job??:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭darling.x


    I'm giving the lady that i work for and her husband a bottle of wine (spent 50 euro on their gift). I work as a childminder so i'm giving something to their 2 beautiful children. Spent 40 to 50 euro each on their gifts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    darling.x wrote: »
    I'm giving the lady that i work for and her husband a bottle of wine (spent 50 euro on their gift). I work as a childminder so i'm giving something to their 2 beautiful children. Spent 40 to 50 euro each on their gifts.

    ahhh, sweet. Good Karma!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,769 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I'm my own boss, so I gave myself a ****.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,475 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    I'm my own boss, so I gave myself a ****.

    Much safer that way if you read Biggin's post.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭claireeney


    Im glad there are some nice posts in this thread. I have a great boss and i got her a gift set and a pen. Its nothing compared to what she deserves after all she's done but i reckon it's the gesture that counts. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!:pac:


    Also i understand those people who want to give their bosses no more than a kick in the hole or a sh1t in their sandwich, ive had a few w4nkerz and they have made me appreciate the boss i have now. :o


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