Anyone give the boss anything for xmas

Shelflife

There was a thread a while back about bonuses and parties, but does anyone give anything to the Boss at xmas.

Slidey

A kick in the arse if he is lucky

javaboy

A shiny apple. Or maybe a Best Boss in the World mug. You can get both and many more asskisser presents at buttlickers .com*

Free postage and if you order now, they guarantee delivery before Christmas.





*almost certainly a porn site.

A toothache. On account of my iron balls.

niceirishfella

I gave him the FINGER a while back

SoWatchaWant

Not necessary, but if it helps your situation to suck up, go for it.

Slidey

javaboy wrote: »

at buttlickers .com*



*almost certainly a porn site.

Yep porn site

BRB....:cool:

niceirishfella

niceirishfella wrote: »

I gave him the FINGER a while back

... where?

Ew

Black Swan

How about giving the boss a Christmas story? Scrooge? "Where's my free ham or goose? Or should I send the ghost?":eek:

themadchef

A jar of vaseline.


Things are getting tight he reckons.

javaboy

Deleted User wrote: »

... where?

Ew

In the photocopier room.

Earthhorse

It's a TOASTER!

javaboy

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

How about giving the boss a Christmas story? Scrooge? "Where's my free ham or goose? Or should I send the ghost?":eek:

I'm sure they'd be more than happy to give you the ham at the moment.

Riddle101

Even though I don't work i'd never stoop so low to getting the boss a prezie for CHRISTmas, I don't even get my grandmas anything for CHRISTmas so i wouldn't even bother with my boss

tony1kenobi

I'd give her one...but she knows that already.

niceirishfella

Deleted User wrote: »

... where?

Ew

Ross_Mahon

A coffee machine, So he can put it in the Canteen for me to use.

Biggins

A friend of mine gave her boss last year for Christmas, an STD!
As she was telling me, I don't know either if I should or not, be congratulating her or asking her not to jump on me!
Getting an STD would be detrimental to my health - the wife would kill me!

Fizman

Shelflife wrote: »

but does anyone give anything to the Boss at xmas.

I'll have an affair with his wife if he lets me go. Her idea.

randylonghorn

She usually gets an email with my collection of best / worst dirty jokes of the year (Boards has been very helpful this year! )

Her sense of humour is actually worse than mine! :eek:

IvySlayer

An envelope to put my bonus in :pac:

Riddle101

IvySlayer wrote: »

An envelope to put my bonus in :pac:

Do you work in a bank, cause that's just about the only job that's going to be giving a bonus this year, so I see.

Dardania

Shelflife wrote: »

does anyone give anything to the Boss at xmas.

Like a fox do I...

Diamond007

Bottle of wine for him and his wife and a DVD for his kids..

Stheno

Mine is getting a card with cinema tickets for himself and the wife.

I'd a tough time this year, and he was great to deal with

Bit anti AH I know, but shows there are decent bosses out there

Gillo

Twenty five posts and no one is giving the boss YORE MA

Stheno

Gillo wrote: »

Twenty five posts and no one is giving the boss YORE MA

well personally I don't want to lose my job??:pac:

darling.x

I'm giving the lady that i work for and her husband a bottle of wine (spent 50 euro on their gift). I work as a childminder so i'm giving something to their 2 beautiful children. Spent 40 to 50 euro each on their gifts.

niceirishfella

darling.x wrote: »

I'm giving the lady that i work for and her husband a bottle of wine (spent 50 euro on their gift). I work as a childminder so i'm giving something to their 2 beautiful children. Spent 40 to 50 euro each on their gifts.

ahhh, sweet. Good Karma!

Mr. CooL ICE

I'm my own boss, so I gave myself a ****.

Blazer

LordChessington wrote: »

I'm my own boss, so I gave myself a ****.

Much safer that way if you read Biggin's post.:D

claireeney

Im glad there are some nice posts in this thread. I have a great boss and i got her a gift set and a pen. Its nothing compared to what she deserves after all she's done but i reckon it's the gesture that counts. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!:pac:


Also i understand those people who want to give their bosses no more than a kick in the hole or a sh1t in their sandwich, ive had a few w4nkerz and they have made me appreciate the boss i have now.