I'm crippled!!!!!!

jaffa20

I woke up this morning with great plans for the weekend.

Well that didn't last long. As i stumbled out of bed with a hangover, i hit my toe on the door, not just any door but those solid fire doors you find in apartments.

So, i'm lying here now with a broken baby toe. It's bruised and swollen. I think i made it worse by attempting to go shopping in dundrum earlier and the walking was impossible. I was limping around that all the grannies were trying to take me over.

So now, what should i do for the weekend besides posting on boards?

Quazzie

Hit the corresponding toe on your other foot.. I heard this relieves the pain

Fizman

When I read the thread title, I honestly thought the horse who got raped in the other thread had come on to AH to vent his anguish.

Bluefoam

Shopping in Dundrum isn't advisable with a broken toe. Should have gone somewhere more common :rolleyes:

Cupcake_Crisis

cut off your foot and go dancing on a stump. you wont feel a thing

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Bluefoam wrote: »

Shopping in Dundrum isn't advisable :rolleyes:

Post fixed.

jaffa20

Q2002 wrote: »

Hit the corresponding toe on your other foot.. I heard this relieves the pain

Thanks but now i can't even limp

Recovered

I was in Dundrum earlier. Was getting my hair cut!

I'm handsome. Did you see me?

Fizman

Get a load of mates over for a circle-jerkin session. They're awsum. Totally.

Bobalicious93

Yore ma??

seanybiker

go to the pub after a couple of pints ya wont feel the pain then just stay in the pub

InkSlinger67

Recovered wrote: »

I was in Dundrum earlier. Was getting my hair cut!

I'm handsome. Did you see me?

I was in Dundrum shaving "Knob Jockey" into the back of someone's head today. Was that you Rec?

That sh*t will take months to grow out. At least that's what they told me in Hairology college

Terry

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Yore ma??

Your point?

Steve

Rub lots of alcohol on it..... from the inside

Always works for me!

Bluefoam

More importantly...

... what did you buy in DUNDRUM? or were you just there to be seen?

Ghost Train

You should get lots of foam/padding and nail to any dangerous surfaces around the apartment, so that you don't hurt yourself again. You could also get a chainsaw and punish the offending door

SoWatchaWant

Oh no! Your BABY toe?!:eek:



Just grit and bear it. It tends not to support weight like the big toe.

Riddle101

Bluefoam wrote: »

More importantly...

... what did you buy in DUNDRUM? or were you just there to be seen?

He was proberly buying concoms...... He said he had great plans for the weekends. All great plans end with sex

brianthebard

OP stop being a pussy! stubbed toe, big whoop!

iPlop

Bluefoam wrote: »

Shopping in Dundrum isn't advisable with a broken toe. Should have gone somewhere more common :rolleyes:

shopping in dundrum is not advisable anyway-recession me B**lix:pac:
place is jammed all day everyday

chops1990

I once fell into a woodchip once and from the knee down on my left leg was shredded to pieces.... I still went on with my regular weekend plans however. GETTIN PISSED. Unfortunately I have no money this weekend to carry out such plans. awww @ me

connundrum

Don't post back in AH until you are actually crippled.

Bloody misleading titles :mad:

randylonghorn

Fizman wrote: »

Get a load of mates over for a circle-jerkin session. They're awsum. Totally.

[ADMIN] User requests name change to Jizzman [/ADMIN]

jaffa20

:eek:
It's actually impossible to walk on so i'm more or less crippled.

Can i have some sympathy here loike?

Give us some thanks or i'll come round a cut off your toes with a chainsaw i invested in earlier while i was in dundrum.

randylonghorn

Get someone who knows what they're doing to pad it / bind it up properly to hold it in place.

Wear runners a size too big.

Walk as little as possible ... get lift to pub, and get seat in corner where you can put your foot out of harm's way.

Get pished.

Groan in pain now and then, and see if you can wangle a pity fk.

/end of

antodeco

jaffa20 wrote: »

....all the grannies were trying to take me over.

Somali Pirate style?

Terry

Did I mention that you are acting like a pussy/

ShooterSF

jaffa20 wrote: »

:eek:
It's actually impossible to walk on so i'm more or less crippled.

Can i have some sympathy here loike?

Give us some thanks or i'll come round a cut off your toes with a chainsaw i invested in earlier while i was in dundrum.

You wont come round to mine. It has steps outside.



Crybaby.

jaffa20

Terry wrote: »

Did I mention that you are acting like a pussy/

REPORTED

oh wait, you're a mod :rolleyes::(

Terry

jaffa20 wrote: »

REPORTED

oh wait, you're a mod :rolleyes::(

Acting like a pussy: not personal abuse.
Are a pussy: personal abuse.

giggsy664

Terry wrote: »

Acting like a pussy: not personal abuse.
Are a pussy: personal abuse.

Reported







Not. I just want to look cool

jaffa20

Terry wrote: »

Acting like a pussy: not personal abuse.
Are a pussy: personal abuse.

You are acting like a beeatch!!

That felt good for the crybaby with a swolen foot and bruising that has spreaded.

Terry

jaffa20 wrote: »

You are acting like a beeatch!!

That felt good for the crybaby with a swolen foot and bruising that has spreaded.

Want me to kiss it better?