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  • 06-12-2008 5:35pm
    #1
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,763 ✭✭✭✭


    Couple driving home and run over a small puppy,they get out and find it's still alive and breathing but freezing cold. "Put it between your legs to warm it up!" says the man.

    "But it's all wet and stinks'' she replies.

    ''Well hold it's f*cking nose then!''

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #2
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Nice Un :D

    Welcome back Ikky :)


  • #3
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,763 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    rocky25 wrote: »
    Nice Un :D

    Welcome back Ikky :)

    Been a bit dry lately regarding jokes!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #4
    Podge2k7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    I LOL'd!:D


  • #5
    Flex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,154 ✭✭✭Flex


    Hahaha, nice one!


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