Two men walked home from pub...

brianthebard

had a good time, uneventful walk, went to bed, woke up refreshed. Awaiting news source. What is the world coming tooooooooooooooooooooooooo????????????????????????????????????

AckwelFoley

Fail thread

omahaid

I'm surprised an Irish person made it home safely from the pub without burning down any Tescos. At least, thats what the ad's on tv lead me to believe, I mean aren't we all supposed to vomit on someone's shop after a night out?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

The world ended last night. What you see around you is a dream. Welcome to the matrix.

brianthebard

snyper wrote: »

Fail thread

Fail Avatar.
Fail Worker,
Fail troll.
Fail paedo.

patrickc

brianthebard wrote: »

had a good time, uneventful walk, went to bed, woke up refreshed. Awaiting news source. What is the world coming tooooooooooooooooooooooooo????????????????????????????????????

what ye went to bed together? had a good time and woke up refreshed.. was your ass sore?

ejmaztec

brianthebard wrote: »

had a good time, uneventful walk, went to bed, woke up refreshed. Awaiting news source. What is the world coming tooooooooooooooooooooooooo????????????????????????????????????

Sounds like you're preparing an alibi for when the Guards arrive later. So, what really happened? :eek:

ShooterSF

I blame the lack of porn in the bible.

Get em out Mary!

Vain

That could be an interesting book please continue your story:pac:

Vain

ShooterSF wrote: »

I blame the lack of porn in the bible.

Get em out Mary!

Goodluck telling the priest that sin in confession

javaboy

brianthebard wrote: »

Fail Worker

Oooooooh! Low blow. :pac:

Ruu_Old

Were you one of the men? :eek:

Vain

No he was the guy in the bush watching them waiting for something exciting to happen, so he could come home and post what happen in AH.

brianthebard

Vain knows the score! (were you watching me dude??)

javaboy

I have no idea what this thread is about or where it's going but I'm going to err on the side of caution and suggest that the protagonists be castrated and fed their own genitalia while boiling in oil. After that we can pull their fingernails out slowly and pour salt in their eyes. Then tattoo "I am a Nazi and a child molester" to their forehead and chain them to a lamppost in the middle of a busy street naked covered in honey. Then we should release a load of bees.

Vain

brianthebard wrote: »

Vain knows the score! (were you watching me dude??)

Yes i was watching you to see you see something exciting to happen to them two lads and then i was hoping to see something exciting happen to you so i could post it up on Ah:eek:

brianthebard

javaboy wrote: »

I have no idea what this thread is about or where it's going but I'm going to err on the side of caution and suggest that the protagonists be castrated and fed their own genitalia while boiling in oil. After that we can pull their fingernails out slowly and pour salt in their eyes. Then tattoo "I am a Nazi and a child molester" to their forehead and chain them to a lamppost in the middle of a busy street naked covered in honey. Then we should release a load of bees.

Castration would be too good for these guys!!!

D

brianthebard wrote: »

Fail Avatar.
Fail Worker,
Fail troll.
Fail paedo.

I preferred when his avatar was pink.

ShooterSF

javaboy wrote: »

I have no idea what this thread is about or where it's going but I'm going to err on the side of caution and suggest that the protagonists be castrated and fed their own genitalia while boiling in oil. After that we can pull their fingernails out slowly and pour salt in their eyes. Then tattoo "I am a Nazi and a child molester" to their forehead and chain them to a lamppost in the middle of a busy street naked covered in honey. Then we should release a load of bees.

No. Bees don't like honey. From watching tv shows as a kid I'd say you're better releasing a load of bears.

javaboy

ShooterSF wrote: »

No. Bees don't like honey. From watching tv shows as a kid I'd say you're better releasing a load of bears.

I saw a documentary about a bunch of bees who were pissed off that humans were taking their honey. They went as far as suing the humans and they won too.

So they might not like honey that much but if I explain to them that the naked guy chained to a lamp post stole their honey, they might get pretty pissed off at him. That was my thinking on it anyway.


As for bears, they'd kill him too quick. That would be too easy.

ShooterSF

javaboy wrote: »

I saw a documentary about a bunch of bees who were pissed off that humans were taking their honey. They went as far as suing the humans and they won too.

So they might not like honey that much but if I explain to them that the naked guy chained to a lamp post stole their honey, they might get pretty pissed off at him. That was my thinking on it anyway.


As for bears, they'd kill him too quick. That would be too easy.

Good point.

On questioning your suggestion seems to stand on solid ground. I have to admit Im not keen on the idea though as I have no respect for bees after the honey industry was deregulated....

lost marbles

well i seen the title of the thread and thought
another "taxi hating thread here"
two men walking home from the pub why !
because they could,nt get a taxi .
but theres an over supply of taxis out there so that was,nt why they walked
was it because they could,nt stand the new calibre of driver that the industry has thrown upon the public of the island ,
all because THE TR ISNT REGULATING .
nah its just because the auld recession is biting and tommy and joe are the beestest buddies and declair their undying love for each other while they freeze their bo##ix off walking home

Shacklebolt

Perhaps we could cover them in jam and release some wasps.

Quazzie

Is this thread in any way linked to this one

RxQueen

i thought this thread was a joke *sniff*

Red Hand

-Random comment-

brianthebard

Q2002 wrote: »

Is this thread in any way linked to this one

Yes. Yes it is.

Valmont

brianthebard wrote: »

Yes. Yes it is.

Phew, I was worried I missed something there.

AckwelFoley

brianthebard wrote: »

Fail Avatar.
Fail Worker,
Fail troll.
Fail paedo.

O rly?

Karoma

snyper wrote: »

O rly?

Yeah, you're on the right track to winning this argument...




OP: OMG! I walked down a street once! IT could have been mee! /sells .3gp footage to Sky News of street & walking.

AckwelFoley

Karoma wrote: »

Yeah, you're on the right track to winning this argument...

Well, considering im rather fragile at the moment wondering how im going to spend my €5,000 golden handshake i think i could lose this arguement nicely.

€1000 Beer

€1500 inconspicious rape kit pro version 4

€500 super subscription to boards

€10 christmas dinner at the soup kitchen for yer aul wan

The rest, well, i reckon i will use that to bribe the admin into overturning my ban from AH

:pac:

Bob the Builder

snyper, back in our day when we started making money after immigrating or else got redundancy pay (i.e. the golden handshake), we used to send it to people less well off than us.

Young people just don't know what it's like these days *sigh*

/(silence) *Puts hand up*

AckwelFoley

Bob the Builder wrote: »

snyper, back in our day when we started making money after immigrating or else got redundancy pay (i.e. the golden handshake), we used to send it to people less well off than us.

Young people just don't know what it's like these days *sigh*

/(silence) *Puts hand up*

well to be fair, they wanted somone to take redundancy, i wasnt due anything because i was only there 6 months, but i took it because i was going to leave in Febuauy when my own little venture is fully set up

brianthebard

Karoma wrote: »

Yeah, you're on the right track to winning this argument...




OP: OMG! I walked down a street once! IT could have been mee! /sells .3gp footage to Sky News of street & walking.

This is why we have to castrate the lot of them!

snyper wrote: »

well to be fair, they wanted somone to take redundancy, i wasnt due anything because i was only there 6 months, but i took it because i was going to leave in Febuauy when my own little venture is fully set up

So really your bitchfest thread about getting the shunt was a good thing?

AckwelFoley

brianthebard wrote: »

This is why we have to castrate the lot of them!

:eek:

why.... even..... joke..... about that....


*gently cups jewels*