What has he just done?

Turd Ferguson · 05-12-2008 7:17pm #1

So I have this friend, lets just call him ChoulderShip. Anyways on one his nightly trips to a local brothel he decided to have a bit of fun and play a role playing game with the hookers. So they were playing cops and robbers and he was the robber, but he has this mental defect where sometimes he believes that fiction is reality.
Anyway, long story short he shot his way out of said brothel and he thinks he has killed up to 38 prostitues.

AH, what should he do?

javaboy · 05-12-2008 7:28pm

They'll just put the charges on his credit card.

Biggins · 05-12-2008 7:51pm

I'd recommend getting Domestos. Water just don't cut it when it comes to clean-ups.
(I know - I use co-ca cola for the blood as well)

Vegeta · 05-12-2008 7:58pm

Give snyper a buzz, experience counts at times like these

ShooterSF · 05-12-2008 8:01pm

Vegeta wrote: »

Give snyper a buzz, experience counts at times like these

Hav you seen snyper's consultant fees? Can he really justify it during Stephen?

randylonghorn · 05-12-2008 8:05pm

ChoulderShip, eh? >_>

Depends what he shot them with really ... if it was liquid bullets, I wouldn't worry too much.

(Actually, 38 would be a damn good score!)

Biggins · 05-12-2008 8:06pm

ShooterSF wrote: »

Hav you seen snyper's consultant fees? Can he really justify it during Stephen?

Well, he might have dropped his rates in accordance with the drop in interest rates from the European banks!

Give him a call 1800-666 666

phasers · 05-12-2008 8:09pm

necro ftw

ScumLord · 05-12-2008 8:12pm

I don't know what advice I can give. He seems to have done everything right. Sex orgy, role playing, mental breakdown, kill one or more prostitutes. Ya, that's textbook.

javaboy · 05-12-2008 8:17pm

ScumLord wrote: »

I don't know what advice I can give. He seems to have done everything right. Sex orgy, role playing, mental breakdown, kill one or more prostitutes. Ya, that's textbook.

You forgot "change gear, change gear".

jill_valentine · 05-12-2008 8:19pm

Well, we've all been here.

The important thing is not to use hot water. Hot water will start the blood clotting action faster, and then there's no chance of getting it out. So, cold water and rinse without rubbing the stains in further.

It's also worth saying that it's important to do this at the scene. Otherwise there's a chance that you'll bring trace evidence with you to whatever safehouse you run to, creating a secondary scene, which is just more trouble than you need at this trying time.

If he wasn't using a condom, now is his chance to catch a flight to Eastern Europe.

Best of luck!

antodeco · 05-12-2008 8:19pm

Dammit Javaboy, I was just about to post a truck driver comment!

galwayrush · 05-12-2008 8:22pm

antodeco wrote: »

Dammit Javaboy, I was just about to post a truck driver comment!

me too.:D

Gary ITR · 05-12-2008 8:22pm

Wouldn't worry, sure aren't there plenty more brothels and prostitutes

themadchef · 05-12-2008 8:22pm

38 dead prostitutes.

Job opportunities ftw! silver lining and all that crap.

Bob the Builder · 05-12-2008 8:25pm

If people keep doing this, it's going to get rid of all the brothels and demand will increase - therefore causing the cost of nights with prosty's to go up. It's not too bad with just one prosty but when you have four or five of them pleasuring you, it really takes it from your wallet.

Looks like I'll just have to bag them and rape them well so.

galwayrush · 05-12-2008 8:26pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

AH, what should he do?

First thing, your friend needs to find a new Whorehouse.

themadchef · 05-12-2008 8:34pm

Bob the Builder wrote: »

If people keep doing this, it's going to get rid of all the brothels and demand will increase - therefore causing the cost of nights with prosty's to go up. It's not too bad with just one prosty but when you have four or five of them pleasuring you, it really takes it from your wallet.

Looks like I'll just have to bag them and rape them well so.

Farmer Pickles would be disgusted at ya!

"Bob and the gang had so much fun, working together to get the job done" Prostitutes, murder and rape... how can i ever look at Bob again :eek:

AckwelFoley · 06-12-2008 7:23pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

So I have this friend, lets just call him ChoulderShip. Anyways on one his nightly trips to a local brothel he decided to have a bit of fun and play a role playing game with the hookers. So they were playing cops and robbers and he was the robber, but he has this mental defect where sometimes he believes that fiction is reality.
Anyway, long story short he shot his way out of said brothel and he thinks he has killed up to 38 prostitues.

AH, what should he do?

Simple.

Tell him to wash his bed sheets.

It was only a wet dream

What has he just done?

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