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What would you most like to be?

  • 05-12-2008 2:45pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭


    I've always wanted to be an airplane or a lake... What about you?




    Yup... That bord


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    Zangetsu wrote: »
    I've always wanted to be an airplane or a lake... What about you?




    Yup... That bord

    YOUR MA


    no, wait, I take it back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    A cloud would be great too...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,498 ✭✭✭Lu Tze


    Electricity... Zap!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    I'd like to be an explosion. One of these:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blevy


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Steven the Recession


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,772 ✭✭✭✭Whispered


    I wonder who will be first to say

    " a pair of *insert name here* kinckers"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    I wonder who will be first to say

    " a pair of *insert name here* kinckers"

    Who is *insert name here*? Is she hot? She sounds Polish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    I wonder who will be first to say

    " a pair of helena.ryan's knickers"


    fyp


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I wonder who will be first to say

    " a pair of *insert name here* kinckers"

    A possessive apostrophe has clearly been omitted. I'm afraid this renders the joke completely unfunny, and also means that I'm far, far more clever than you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭deleriumtremens


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    I'd like to be an explosion. One of these:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blevy

    claaaaaaaass!

    I'd like to be this guy, found using the random article feature of wikipedia! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nijō_Kanemoto


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    stovelid wrote: »
    A possessive apostrophe has clearly been omitted. I'm afraid this renders the joke completely unfunny, and also means that I'm far, far more clever than you.

    Oh, can I change mine. I want to be a possessive apostrophe...although I doubt I would get any use here


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    's


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    Oh, can I change mine. I want to be a possessive apostrophe...although I doubt I would get any use here

    Is that an apostrophe that runs around saying things like "STOP LOOKING AT MY GIRLFRIEND OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    The guy f*cking Keira Knightly?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Pighead always wanted to enter Miss World (easy at the back there lads) and do his best to rid the competition of the airhead bimbo stereotype that has plagued the once great competition over the years.

    Would have loved to have walked down the street and not get the weary old "Alright Pighead, show us your knickers son" from the builders, but instead got something like "There's Pighead the new Miss World, the very man to help us finish off this tricky Sudoko puzzle in todays tabloid newspaper".

    Getting on a bit in years now though, so maybe it's time to give up the dream.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 104 ✭✭Aligator Farmer


    I'd like to be drunk.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Mary Harneys butt plug


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    oeb wrote: »
    Is that an apostrophe that runs around saying things like "STOP LOOKING AT MY GIRLFRIEND OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS"


    Yes, it's


    get it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Yes, it's


    get it?


    That's awful


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭pimpy_c


    A super hero!

    Special ability: Everything (Well, everything that's positive. I don't want to be poo or anything like that.)

    Weaknes: Nothing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    Not a bank anyway. Or a finance minister.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    Yes, it's


    get it?

    Yes, but that's not possesive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    pimpy_c wrote: »
    A super hero!

    Special ability: Everything (Well, everything that's positive. I don't want to be poo or anything like that.)

    Weaknes: Nothing


    Weakness: Spelling.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    oeb wrote: »
    Yes, but that's not possesive.


    It's mine!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    oeb wrote: »
    Yes, but that's not possesive.


    DAT IZ ZE JOKE


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭pimpy_c


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    Weakness: Spelling.

    Clearly you want to be my nemesis. Bring it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    I want to be Jack's smirking revenge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    I would like to be God.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    I want to be Jack's smirking revenge.

    There I am :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Smart Bug
    I want to be Jack's smirking revenge.
    There I am :pac:

    Damn you, get out of my post!

    Smart Bug's posts are for Smart Bug!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    Damn you, get out of my post!

    Smart Bug's posts are for Smart Bug!!
    Then stop letting him in!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    Damn you, get out of my post!

    Posts by Smart Bug are for Smart Bug!!

    FYP.

    Everybody boycott Turd Ferguson the possessive apostrophe.

    There is John's dog. -> There is the dog belonging to John.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    javaboy wrote: »
    FYP.

    Everybody boycott Turd Ferguson the possessive apostrophe.

    There is John's dog. -> There is the dog belonging to John.


    I am the smirking revenge that belongs to Smart Bug. ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    ':(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Also be sure not to accidentally include a possessive apostrophe in names. e.g. John, son of Shea or simply John of Shea is an Irish footballer/charity mogul.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Sawyer in Lost's Missus


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    javaboy wrote: »
    Also be sure not to accidentally include a possessive apostrophe in names. e.g. John, son of Shea or simply John of Shea is an Irish footballer/charity mogul.

    Now if he only ever did anything that warranted a comment..


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