What happened to me?

Supermanscat

Any idea's what possobly could have happened to me last night?

I woke up this morning and cant walk properly. I've a huge pain lower right back. Think thats where my kidneys are?

Oh and i was absolutly hammered last night! No recollection!

Turd Ferguson

You've been Snypered

TPD

Rape.

Das Kitty

You hurt your back, unlikely to be kidneys with your legs being ga-ga as well.

Either get some rest or go to the doctor.

AckwelFoley

Buttsekz, big penis penatration. No lube.

you were careless.

you paid the price

Kold

Sh*t son, whatever you don't take a crap or wash out your asshole. The b*stard may have left some semen up there.

Supermanscat

Doubt it was rape

Happened somewhere between hole in the wall and walking home. Im in bits!!

Dord

No idea. Go to a doctor?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Kold wrote: »

Sh*t son, whatever you don't take a crap or wash out your asshole.

Bit contradictory, is it not?

marzic

maybe the hole in the wall did it? did you back in to it to steady yourself?

MagicMarker

Supermanscat wrote: »

Any idea's what possobly could have happened to me last night?

I woke up this morning and cant walk properly. I've a huge pain lower right back. Think thats where my kidneys are?

Oh and i was absolutly hammered last night! No recollection!

AIDS

Supermanscat

Dord wrote: »

No idea. Go to a doctor?

cant walk there or afford it!!

RossFixxxed

MagicMarker wrote: »

AIDS

Super AIDS



Yore ma's ankles bashin yer back?

monkeyfudge

Supermanscat wrote: »

Any idea's what possobly could have happened to me last night?

I woke up this morning and cant walk properly. I've a huge pain lower right back. Think thats where my kidneys are?

Oh and i was absolutly hammered last night! No recollection!

Correction... that's where your kidneys were!

I am pie

Beer Monkey. Known to inflict bizarre injuries, steal coats / wallets / keys & mobiles.

We've all met him.

Kold

Rhett Nice Belly wrote: »

Bit contradictory, is it not?

That was directed at my son.. A forensic detective who gets awfully bloated after lunch.

Dragan

Supermanscat wrote: »

Any idea's what possobly could have happened to me last night?

I woke up this morning and cant walk properly. I've a huge pain lower right back. Think thats where my kidneys are?

Oh and i was absolutly hammered last night! No recollection!

Maybe you threw your back out after having one of those tear filled loneliness **** from realising that you were once again wobbling home alone?

Turd Ferguson

Taking your name into account you didnt shit yourself into an injury did you?

oeb

Supermanscat wrote: »

Any idea's what possobly could have happened to me last night?

I woke up this morning and cant walk properly. I've a huge pain lower right back. Think thats where my kidneys are?

Oh and i was absolutly hammered last night! No recollection!

Mom? Is that you? Holy crap, these AH assholes have been threatening it for years, but I never throught they would actually do it!

Wertz

Aliens.

cHaTbOx

Supermanscat wrote: »

Any idea's what possobly could have happened to me last night?

I woke up this morning and cant walk properly. I've a huge pain lower right back. Think thats where my kidneys are?

Oh and i was absolutly hammered last night! No recollection!

Lmfao

You come to AH asking what happened to you .Well the obvious rape has already been done lets get constructive

You went out last night and were getting busay with the layddies.
At this point it could have been a rake ,actually it was a rake look in the mirror;),but you had fun .

Then the organ pirate saw you and took you back to your place and took your right kidney out using you ass an entry point

Now check where the cat is ,I heard cats get shoved up there for a laugh with all the organ pirates friends.

I have drawn what happened last night :pac:



/looks back

that's an intelligent post:D

javaboy

Supermanscat wrote: »

Doubt it was rape

Happened somewhere between hole in the wall and walking home. Im in bits!!

Snyper loves his glory holes. Cheap lesson learned OP. At least you didn't wake up in a basement carrying his baby.

Dinter

Supermanscat wrote: »

Happened somewhere between hole in the wall and walking home. Im in bits!!

Hole in the wall = glory hole

Dinter

javaboy wrote: »

Snyper loves his glory holes. Cheap lesson learned OP. At least you didn't wake up in a basement carrying his baby.

Damn Javaboy!!

Dord

Did you wake up in a bathtub of ice by any chance?

keane2097

It sounds like you've fallen and hurt your back to me.

oeb

keane2097 wrote: »

It sounds like you've fallen and hurt your back to me.

Don't be stupid. He is looking for help here, not your crackpot ideas.

Kold

keane2097 wrote: »

It sounds like you've fallen and hurt your back to me.

What? He was clearly raped! Are you even a detective!?

Smart Bug

OP, you didn't walk home by way of the seminary, did you? :D

keane2097

Kold wrote: »

What? He was clearly raped! Are you even a detective!?

No, I'm a chiropractor...



:pac:

deleriumtremens

Hmm sounds to me like pyelonephritis. Either that or bum rape!

Kold

keane2097 wrote: »

No, I'm a chiropractor...



:pac:

And therein lies the rue...

I guess you could say.. /puts sunglasses on... He was back in business...

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Kdub

Supermanscat wrote: »

Doubt it was rape

Happened somewhere between hole in the wall and walking home. Im in bits!!

I think you were the hole in the wall last night...!!:eek:

Turd Ferguson

keane2097 wrote: »

It sounds like you've fallen and hurt your back to me.

Post reported. We dont want any of your trolling here buddy :pac:

Aligator Farmer

Did you leave your wheelchair in the pub again?

nobodythere

Your liver is giving up.

giggsy664

random chatbox wrote: »

Lmfao

You come to AH asking what happened to you .Well the obvious rape has already been done lets get constructive

You went out last night and were getting busay with the layddies.
At this point it could have been a rake ,actually it was a rake look in the mirror;),but you had fun .

Then the organ pirate saw you and took you back to your place and took your right kidney out using you ass an entry point

Now check where the cat is ,I heard cats get shoved up there for a laugh with all the organ pirates friends.

I have drawn what happened last night :pac:



/looks back

that's an intelligent post:D

To the humour forum

Bob the Builder

You got kidney raped.

Obviously.

Jumpy

By his name the OP is into scat porn.

I hate scat porn, all that "badabeedaboop bawn boo doopdooping" it really turns me off.

Sharpshooter

Well you could have been walking along the footpad, when a cyclist remembered the thread he saw in AHs.
l wouldn't rely on "ads by Google" to come forward as your witness though...