When using public toilets, do you.........

steo87

Hovver, cover the jacks with bog roll, or just use the seat normally??

I tried hovvering before, but it went wrong and I ended up covered in shíte*



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homerun_homer

Depending on the state of the toilet and seat I may sit on it as is but other times I'd line it with paper and worst case scenario, hover.

Latchy

Talk about bringing colour into a drab dull dreary afternoon .....

Smart Bug

Masturbate vigorously? Why no, of course not.

steo87

latchyco wrote: »

Talk about bringing colour hovver shíte into a drab dull dreary afternoon .....

fixed that for ya

JIZZLORD

if i go ito the jacks and the seat is dry i'll use it as normal. if it's wet, i'll dry it off thoroughly. no hoverring for me

Quazzie

Fluts... is that you???

MagicMarker

I piss all over the seat to punish those who would do it themselves, hairy japanese bastards!

riff-raff

depends where it is and how clean the rest of the bathroom is hover only when necessary but wads of paper ...some places have them paper sit covers ..otherwise hold till ya go home so you can SH*T IN COMFORT

ShooterSF

I have the toilet attendant wipe it down first...

Danbo!

I take the 'ski-jumper' stance over the bowl, Like This

riff-raff

noblestee wrote: »

I take the 'ski-jumper' stance over the bowl, Like This

LOL ... how do you get your aim right :P

Nehaxak

Yeah I do the Ski jumper too with a hand in between the legs to aim the willy backwards into the toilet bowl. Quiet normal to take a piss when you have a shít so don't want to piss in me trousers by mistake.

Very hard to co-ordinate all of this though when you're drunk so the trick is to hold the crap in and have a piss firstly, then do the ski jumper.

pierrot

i gave up hovering and all that **** a long time ago. just sit and get over it, i'd be more worried about handling the doorknob on the way out, everybody touches that before washing hands

oztots

Does the pope sh*t in the woods? Probably not, but i do.

Smart Bug

pierrot wrote: »

i gave up hovering and all that **** a long time ago. just sit and get over it, i'd be more worried about handling the doorknob on the way out, everybody touches that before washing hands

When using public jakes I usually piss on the doorknob & then self-defenstrate.

Aidric

I always consult George Michael in these instances.

brianthebard

I try and not think about things like this...thanks op! Dammit

FlutterinBantam

hmmm Usually the windows are too small for that activity.

Look! If you have to use a public toilet pick a good one.

My favourites.

Callaghan Hotel Merrion St.

Ferryport Dun Laoire

Mount Herbert Hotel.

Now if ,I say again, if, you have to use a below par shítter one thing to remember the #1 rule.

Don't put yourself in harms way

Remember you don't actually have to use the actual shítter.

There's the floor, the cistern, the waste bin, just don't put yourself in harms way.
It's not your shítter is it?
If it is not up to standard,well,why should you suffer?

Get focused people, don't accept poor standards.

Terry

And we're done.