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Man admits killing woman after she took remote

  • 03-12-2008 8:45pm
    #1
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,917 ✭✭✭✭


    Wonder what he was watching on the tv?
    TRENTON — A 72-year-old man admitted fatally stabbing a female friend 28 times in her East Windsor home after she took away the TV remote.

    Donald Zampini pleaded guilty to aggravated manslaughter after a jury was picked for his murder trial Tuesday.

    Zampini told the judge he couldn't remember stabbing Barbara Morris 28 times,
    but he knew that he had attacked his 63-year-old friend.

    Zampini, who will turn 73 this month, is from Queens, N.Y. He faces at least 15 years in prison when he's sentenced in January.

    Source: app.com

    If you can read this, you're too close!



Comments

  • #2
    PurpleBerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭PurpleBerry


    I was about to grab the remote and switch to SATC. After reading that... Ah maybe football isn't so bad.

    Cheers for the heads-up.


  • #3
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    She must have tried to switch over to the X-Factor or something like that.


  • #4
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,195 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Deserved it...
















    ... no-one switches over my Sex And The City!


  • #5
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    ....the bloody corpse of the woman fell into the lush carpet, as Zampini sighed and sat down into his airchair and pointed the remote at the screen...

    Nothing happened...

    It was then that he realised he should have asked her where the batteries were before he killed her...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #6
    phelixoflaherty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭phelixoflaherty


    2 TV's


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  • #7
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    I heard she was going to switch to Colm and Jim-Jim's Home Run.

    Self-defence really.


  • #8
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    Man, you'd think if he had the energy to go get a knife and then stab her that many times that he'd have had the energy to get up and change the channel by hand.


  • #9
    mayordenis
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,654 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    how the **** is stabbing someone 28 times manslaughter???
    WHAT IS ****ING WRONG WITH THIS KUNTING WORLD?


  • #10
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,195 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    mayordenis wrote: »
    WHAT IS ****ING WRONG WITH THIS KUNTING WORLD?
    Spelling, for one..


  • #11
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Murder She Wrote?


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  • #12
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,195 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Diagnosis Murder?


  • #13
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    koth wrote: »
    Wonder what he was watching on the tv?

    Anger Management, probably.


  • #14
    mayordenis
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,654 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    basquille wrote: »
    Spelling, for one..

    ooh smarty pants himself doesn't know that if I spelt it with a C it would of been filtered.
    Oh smarty pants over there should look up c u n t in a dictionary for it's correct spelling I have a feeling you won't find it.

    braindead.


  • #15
    luckat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,366 ✭✭✭luckat


    koth wrote: »
    Wonder what he was watching on the tv?

    Do men actually watch specific things on TV? I thought they just switchswitchswitched without thought.

    He wasn't angry because she wanted to watch what she wanted to watch. He was angry because she took his pénis symbol.


  • #16
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    mayordenis wrote: »
    ooh smarty pants himself doesn't know that if I spelt it with a C it would of been filtered.
    Oh smarty pants over there should look up c u n t in a dictionary for it's correct spelling I have a feeling you won't find it.

    braindead.


    Ohhh, saucer of milk to table 14 please.


  • #17
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    mayordenis wrote: »
    ooh smarty pants himself doesn't know that if I spelt it with a C it would of been filtered.

    What swear filter? :confused: It's spelled cunt.


  • #18
    mayordenis
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,654 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    javaboy wrote: »
    What swear filter? :confused: It's spelled cunt.

    Oh john joe sizey McChange himself knows how to avoid the being censored - bravo.


  • #19
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    mayordenis wrote: »
    ooh smarty pants himself doesn't know that if I spelt it with a C it would of been filtered.
    Oh smarty pants over there should look up c u n t in a dictionary for it's correct spelling I have a feeling you won't find it.

    braindead.

    Fucking hell, biy. That's some crazy shit right there...

    OED incorporated a wide range of swear words some time in the early seventies, including cunt. <smart


  • #20
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,195 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Christ, what the fuck did I do?! :confused:

    mayordenis's bug up his arse clearly has a bug up it's arse! ;)


  • #21
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    mayordenis wrote: »
    Oh john joe sizey McChange himself knows how to avoid the being censored - bravo.

    You seem a bit angry. What's up? :)


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  • #22
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    basquille wrote: »
    Christ, what the fuck did I do?! :confused:

    mayordenis's bug up his arse clearly has a bug up it's arse! ;)

    Step away from the remote Sir! The mayors feeling stabby tonight!


  • #23
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    javaboy wrote: »
    You seem a bit angry. What's up? :)

    Someone pinched his remote.


  • #24
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    javaboy wrote: »
    What swear filter? :confused: It's spelled cunt.

    No, it's spelt ****.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #25
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    No, it's spelt ****.

    Tsk tsk. Both are correct.


  • #26
    cian1500ww
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,904 ✭✭✭cian1500ww


    For a 72 year old he didn't do to bad !!! lol


  • #27
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    mayordenis wrote: »
    how the **** is stabbing someone 28 times manslaughter???
    WHAT IS ****ING WRONG WITH THIS KUNTING WORLD?

    Plus fucking one.


  • #28
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    A couple of days off for Mayor Dennis.


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    **** is an English language vulgarism referring to the vulva or vagina and, more generally, the pubis from the mons veneris to the perineum. The earliest citation of this usage, circa 1230, is in the Oxford English Dictionary, referring to the London street known as "Gropecunt Lane".

    That settles that then.

    I've still got scars from when I took the remote from my sister. Maybe somebody took denis'?


  • #30
    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    Deleted User wrote: »
    **** is an English language vulgarism referring to the vulva or vagina and, more generally, the pubis from the mons veneris to the perineum. The earliest citation of this usage, circa 1230, is in the Oxford English Dictionary, referring to the London street known as "Gropecunt Lane". ?

    Actually I think I saw something that looked just like that on your mother a while back. I think she said that I had to penetrate it or something but I couldn't hear it because you kept snoring next door.

    :pac:


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  • #31
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    luckat wrote: »
    Do men actually watch specific things on TV? I thought they just switchswitchswitched without thought.

    He wasn't angry because she wanted to watch what she wanted to watch. He was angry because she took his pénis symbol.

    Reported for sexist remarks


    ;)


  • #32
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Old people like their stories.


  • #33
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Poor Donkey. He got banned 28 times and he wont even remember it in the morning.


  • #34
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    See now , this is what happens when women try to take control OP.


  • #35
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    See now , this is what happens when women try to take control OP.

    That play upun words wasn't even remotely funny.


  • #36
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    javaboy wrote: »
    That play upun words wasn't even remotely funny.

    She obviously was pushing his buttons , but still, l can't
    understand how he could say he could not remember
    stabbing her , but yet he knew he had attacked her.
    Talk about sticking the knife in.


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  • #37
    Rancho
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭Rancho


    Reminds me of a story I read about an Iranian woman who short circuited her husbands tv, fearing his reaction she set herself on fire....hilarious!


  • #38
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Rancho wrote: »
    Reminds me of a story I read about an Iranian woman who short circuited her husbands tv, fearing his reaction she set herself on fire....hilarious!

    Which just goes to prove getting your wires crossed doesn't exactly help a relationship.


  • #39
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    l can't understand how he could say he could not remember stabbing her
    Didn't Sky+ it obviously


  • #40
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Overheal wrote: »
    Didn't Sky+ it obviously
    No , what did l miss?


  • #41
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    No , what did l miss?
    Aw it was deadly. youdve had to seen it.


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  • #42
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    luckat wrote: »
    Do men actually watch specific things on TV? I thought they just switchswitchswitched without thought.

    He wasn't angry because she wanted to watch what she wanted to watch. He was angry because she took his pénis symbol.

    I detect a woman on the internet!!

    Alright, who took the password off the internet??? :eek:


  • #43
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Overheal wrote: »
    Aw it was deadly. youdve had to seen it.

    Aw , but l didn't , so can you not tell me.:pac:


  • #44
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    she deserved to die


  • #45
    Requiem4adream
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,538 ✭✭✭Requiem4adream


    Weird i woulda thought walking to the kitchen to get the knife would have been far more effort than manually changing the channel!

    As for the murder v manslaughter - if he's 72 i dont think there's a whole lot of difference between 15 years and life, he's losing the best years of his life either way :pac:


  • #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    What would've been more hardcore is if she had killed by the remote.


  • #47
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Deleted User wrote: »
    the London street known as "Gropecunt Lane".

    Brilliant street name!


  • #48
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    TPD wrote: »
    Brilliant street name!

    It's right beside Pulldick Boulevard.


  • #49
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It's right beside Pulldick Boulevard.


    They're connected by Uptheshitty Alley.


  • #50
    partyguinness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Never come between a man and his remote..live by the remote..die by the remote..


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