Most likely place to be trapped

SimpleSam06

I'd say the most likely place most people will find themselves trapped on z-day is, lets face it, the jacks. Its the handiest place with a lock on the door, and when some gory undead come bursting through the living room window, its probably where people will run to first.

So the question is, in a typical toilet, what are your options? Chip through the plaster wall? Grow edible mushrooms on the towels? Any ideas?

qz

Shopping Centre surely?

ScumLord

The lid of the cistern would make a good head bashing device after that it's full of stabby potential. I's say throwing a towel on the zombies head should confuse it enough to attempt an escape.

The vast majority of modern houses in Ireland are made to the lowest standard so it would be easy enough to break through the walls. If you are on a 2nd floor you have an immediate advantage. Zombies will find stairs difficult to manage and should be easy to push back down the stairs.

Drunkmonkey79

ScumLord wrote: »

I's say throwing a towel on the zombies head should confuse it enough to attempt an escape.

LOL at that image:D:D:D

RandolphEsq

ScumLord wrote: »

Zombies will find stairs difficult to manage and should be easy to push back down the stairs.

lol!

Smash the window/mirror and take a big shard of glass. Wrap a towel around the end of it to hold and you have a makeshift glass sword

Drunkmonkey79

BrightEyes wrote: »

lol!

Smash the window/mirror and take a big shard of glass. Wrap a towel around the end of it to hold and you have a makeshift glass sword

Then you could fish a stinky old sock out of the wash basket, put a bar of soap inside. . . . . instant mace type swingy thing for bashing heads in!

Valmont

I'd say just in your house. You'd see or hear all the commotion, then lock the door and piss yourself. Then you'd have to see about whether you have enough supplies to ride it out or whether you should make the trip to somewhere safer?

SimpleSam06

So how about this - you break the top of the cistern carefully to get yourself a couple of good shanks as scumlord suggested, wrap bogroll around them (paper mache it? actually how about paper mache-ing yourself some body armour ) for handles, flood the floor with water, yank out the light fixture and trail the wires to the puddle, then hit the switch? The jolt might stun the zombies long enough to break out and nail them, possibly even clearing that floor.

What about the copper and metal parts in there, could you fashion anything of value from them? Body slam them from behind the bathtub, putting those old-skool moshing skills to use?

Worst case scenario, you're trapped in one of those tiny ones under the stairs - if you can break out into the space under the stairs, can you go anywhere within a normal building from there, or is it time to start farming rats?

Drunkmonkey79

There's always the Guinness Book of records to use as a blunt object for bashing heads, most toilets have them! You could literally hit them with some knowledge

Evolute

SimpleSam06 wrote: »

So how about this - you break the top of the cistern carefully to get yourself a couple of good shanks as scumlord suggested, wrap bogroll around them (paper mache it? actually how about paper mache-ing yourself some body armour ) for handles, flood the floor with water, yank out the light fixture and trail the wires to the puddle, then hit the switch? The jolt might stun the zombies long enough to break out and nail them, possibly even clearing that floor.

There is only one problem with that and it is that in most houses the light switch is outside the bathroom because it is illegal to have them on the inside because moisture can get into it and if that happens you get a shock.
I like the way your thinking though we might have a new age Mac Gyver in the midst:p

ScumLord

I just remembered another weapon in the bathroom. The towel railing, most have them. There only light tube but if you step on one end it should be easy enough to fashion a point. More stabby goodness.

SimpleSam06

Evolute wrote: »

I like the way your thinking though we might have a new age Mac Gyver in the midst:p

Well they say mullets are coming back...

Evolute

SimpleSam06 wrote: »

Well they say mullets are coming back...

Haha well I reckon they are already back just the spicers have refined it too much with gel and hair products.
Oh I can imagine it now Zombie spicers breaking through the windows in my house and me using a nail gun at the top of the stairs to fend them off long enough to let someone in my house to get the chainsaw on a stick going:P

SmileyPaul

luckily my bathroom is on the ground floor, honestly what would i do? take the towel rack from the wall (its a heavy mother trucker) and then climb out the window into the back garden, I then have countless options including going in through the backdoor taking out the Z and then preparing properly for what I will have to do

daz801

try flush yourself down te toilet and go join a survivor colony in the sewars

RandolphEsq

Lol at the google ads surrounding this thread ''Bathroom Accessories'' ''Chrome Rails and Grab Rails''

dara95

yes chip through the plaster walls and then put the wall back together with the **** youve been collecting ( i dont know why...) yes then live off the fatin your body while you think of a plan but then before the zombiees know whats happening you jump out of the wall and kick their ****ing heads in!!!!!!!!! whooooooooo yeah take that zombies!!

oh yeah and when you kill them take the time to individually tea-bag them and **** in their mouthes!!!! hahahahaaaaaaa:D:D