HOT NUTS FROM LAPTOP???

pipsqueak

HOT NUTS FROM LAPTOP??? ANYONE??? just wondering anyone (men) get pain in the liathroidi area from having the auld laptop resting there??

admiralofthefleet

you arent meant to use them on your lap! laptops are bad for your clockweights in the same way mobile phones are bad for your brain

FearDark

I use a Dell T2080, the feckin fan NEVER turns off and its constantly blowin roastin hot air out, when i type my hands sweat like, so yes, i also have betty swallocks...

Shacklebolt

pipsqueak wrote: »

HOT NUTS FROM LAPTOP??? ANYONE???

Kinky

pipsqueak

so instead of dell inspiron laptop they should call it "dell inspiron keep away from ur nutstop"??

Karl Hungus

Your laptop might be broken. It's already got a busted caps lock. Maybe you should return it?

pipsqueak

FearDark wrote: »

I use a Dell T2080, the feckin fan NEVER turns off and its constantly blowin roastin hot air out, when i type my hands sweat like, so yes, i also have betty swallocks...

betty swallocks , deadly!!! ha ha:D

Bateman

If it's uncomfortable would you just not put it there?

pipsqueak

not anymore! they should warn you though about leaving it there, is a called a laptop afterall.

DirkVoodoo

I always rest it on a book or magazine or something...pants also help.

Overheal

a laptop mat never occured to you?

pipsqueak

interesting magazine?

Shacklebolt

http://www.ghchealth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=413&sid=b1b2afc3e6cdf05a31b15bf7efa7c4a8

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I had that problem once. Tried to stand up, damn laptop welded to my thighs. I believe the story still does the rounds at Tallaght A+E.

pipsqueak

Thanks shackle, that was pretty informative


Dr. Sheynkin conducted the study over two one-hour sessions with 29 healthy men aged 21 to 35. In one session, researchers recorded the temperature of the subjects' scrotums as they sat with thighs together as though using a laptop. In the second session, the researchers took scrotal temperatures again, but this time the men had a working laptop that heated up from 31 C to 40 C at the end of the one-hour experiment.
Sitting with thighs together increased testicular temperature by 2.1 C. When the laptop was added, the temperature rose to a median 2.6 C in the left testicle and 2.8 C in the right. Studies have shown that increases of more than one degree can have a negative effect on sperm development.

Dr. Sheynkin said sperm production may take up to six months to recover from heat damage, and chronic exposure may have long-term effects.

The catholic church will soon be banning laptops on the grounds that they are a form of artificial contraception.

Bob the Builder

I'm nude anyway so the air conditioning is already turned on.

The_B_Man

I rest my laptop on a bed of waffles. After a few hours surfing on boards, when i get hungry, i can just eat the waffles that have been cooked under the heat of my laptop.

DirkVoodoo

The image of everyone on boards replying to posts while toasting their bare nuts with a laptop will haunt me forever, thanks!

Seriously, is everyone on here naked?

"Don't you hate pants?"...(I can't remember what movie/show that is from)

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

DirkVoodoo wrote: »

The image of everyone on boards replying to posts while toasting their bare nuts with a laptop will haunt me forever, thanks!

Seriously, is everyone on here naked?

"Don't you hate pants?"...(I can't remember what movie/show that is from)

Simpsons.

And some of us are naked, with waffles on our laps and laptops on the waffles. I have onion rings around here somewhere too.

CatBratTCA

You can now buy cooler mats for your laptop...me i just keep it on something so the air can flow and then the fan doesn't need to work overtime and no heat builds up:P

AlmightyCushion

We're in a recession, we can't afford to keep the heating on all the time. Roasting hot laptop will have to do instead.

Overheal

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

We're in a recession, we can't afford to keep the heating on all the time. Roasting hot laptop will have to do instead.

Nor can we afford more children. Killing 2 stones with one ... thing.

AlmightyCushion

Overheal wrote: »

Nor can we afford more children. Killing 2 stones with one ... thing.

Exactly, that's the recessionary (is that a word?) way of thinking.

Bob the Builder

Imagine the amount of money we'll save on not having to buy Durex?

Girl: "why aren't you wearing a condom?"
Guy: "I lost my balls when I was chatting to some other hot chicks on the internet using my hawt hawt laptop"

Flashraziel

I thought this was why they call them notebooks now, rather than laptops.

greatgoal

pipsqueak wrote: »

Thanks shackle, that was pretty informative


Dr. Sheynkin conducted the study over two one-hour sessions with 29 healthy men aged 21 to 35. In one session, researchers recorded the temperature of the subjects' scrotums as they sat with thighs together as though using a laptop. In the second session, the researchers took scrotal temperatures again, but this time the men had a working laptop that heated up from 31 C to 40 C at the end of the one-hour experiment.
Sitting with thighs together increased testicular temperature by 2.1 C. When the laptop was added, the temperature rose to a median 2.6 C in the left testicle and 2.8 C in the right. Studies have shown that increases of more than one degree can have a negative effect on sperm development.

Dr. Sheynkin said sperm production may take up to six months to recover from heat damage, and chronic exposure may have long-term effects.

dont agree with this,some of the sites that i visit greatly increases sperm production.

Overheal

Flashraziel wrote: »

I thought this was why they call them notebooks now, rather than laptops.

maybe. but some of the size classes (17, 19, etc) were getting too big for the lap and were really just portable desktops.after a time calling them laptops seems nonsense

KnifeWRENCH

HOT NUTS FROM LAPTOP???

Damn, I thought this thread would involve Nuts magazine, and something hot on it's website.

Oh well. Carry on then...

antodeco

pipsqueak wrote: »

not anymore! they should warn you though about leaving it there, is a called a laptop afterall.

Exactly! Not a Cocktop!

thebman

This just in, applying heat to areas in enclosed spaces increases temperature.

I shall call it tempheat and it shall dissipate when the source of heat is removed.

S.I.R

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Kinky

lulz!

tazzi

Does anyone know if resting my laptop on my belly is causing my abdominal pain?it seems to happen every time i lie down with my laptop resting on my belly,i also get a big red patch there too.should I be worried bout radiation or something!

Dord

tazzi wrote: »

Does anyone know if resting my laptop on my belly is causing my abdominal pain?it seems to happen every time i lie down with my laptop resting on my belly,i also get a big red patch there too.should I be worried bout radiation or something!

I'm afraid so, it's slowly cooking your liver.

Mrmoe

Dord wrote: »

I'm afraid so, it's slowly cooking your liver.

Can you throw some Fava beans under the laptop while you are at it, mmm, good eating.