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HOT NUTS FROM LAPTOP???

  • 03-12-2008 1:05am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 618 ✭✭✭


    HOT NUTS FROM LAPTOP??? ANYONE??? just wondering anyone (men) get pain in the liathroidi area from having the auld laptop resting there??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    you arent meant to use them on your lap! laptops are bad for your clockweights in the same way mobile phones are bad for your brain


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    I use a Dell T2080, the feckin fan NEVER turns off and its constantly blowin roastin hot air out, when i type my hands sweat like, so yes, i also have betty swallocks...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    pipsqueak wrote: »
    HOT NUTS FROM LAPTOP??? ANYONE???

    Kinky ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 618 ✭✭✭pipsqueak


    so instead of dell inspiron laptop they should call it "dell inspiron keep away from ur nutstop"??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Your laptop might be broken. It's already got a busted caps lock. Maybe you should return it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 618 ✭✭✭pipsqueak


    FearDark wrote: »
    I use a Dell T2080, the feckin fan NEVER turns off and its constantly blowin roastin hot air out, when i type my hands sweat like, so yes, i also have betty swallocks...

    betty swallocks , deadly!!! ha ha:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,818 ✭✭✭Bateman


    If it's uncomfortable would you just not put it there?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 618 ✭✭✭pipsqueak


    not anymore! they should warn you though about leaving it there, is a called a laptop afterall.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,509 ✭✭✭✭DirkVoodoo


    I always rest it on a book or magazine or something...pants also help.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    a laptop mat never occured to you?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 618 ✭✭✭pipsqueak


    interesting magazine?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,776 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I had that problem once. Tried to stand up, damn laptop welded to my thighs. I believe the story still does the rounds at Tallaght A+E.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 618 ✭✭✭pipsqueak


    Thanks shackle, that was pretty informative


    Dr. Sheynkin conducted the study over two one-hour sessions with 29 healthy men aged 21 to 35. In one session, researchers recorded the temperature of the subjects' scrotums as they sat with thighs together as though using a laptop. In the second session, the researchers took scrotal temperatures again, but this time the men had a working laptop that heated up from 31 C to 40 C at the end of the one-hour experiment.
    Sitting with thighs together increased testicular temperature by 2.1 C. When the laptop was added, the temperature rose to a median 2.6 C in the left testicle and 2.8 C in the right. Studies have shown that increases of more than one degree can have a negative effect on sperm development.

    Dr. Sheynkin said sperm production may take up to six months to recover from heat damage, and chronic exposure may have long-term effects.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The catholic church will soon be banning laptops on the grounds that they are a form of artificial contraception.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    I'm nude anyway so the air conditioning is already turned on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,918 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    I rest my laptop on a bed of waffles. After a few hours surfing on boards, when i get hungry, i can just eat the waffles that have been cooked under the heat of my laptop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,509 ✭✭✭✭DirkVoodoo


    The image of everyone on boards replying to posts while toasting their bare nuts with a laptop will haunt me forever, thanks!

    Seriously, is everyone on here naked?

    "Don't you hate pants?"...(I can't remember what movie/show that is from)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,776 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    DirkVoodoo wrote: »
    The image of everyone on boards replying to posts while toasting their bare nuts with a laptop will haunt me forever, thanks!

    Seriously, is everyone on here naked?

    "Don't you hate pants?"...(I can't remember what movie/show that is from)


    Simpsons.

    And some of us are naked, with waffles on our laps and laptops on the waffles. I have onion rings around here somewhere too.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7 CatBratTCA


    You can now buy cooler mats for your laptop...me i just keep it on something so the air can flow and then the fan doesn't need to work overtime and no heat builds up:P


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    We're in a recession, we can't afford to keep the heating on all the time. Roasting hot laptop will have to do instead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    We're in a recession, we can't afford to keep the heating on all the time. Roasting hot laptop will have to do instead.
    Nor can we afford more children. Killing 2 stones with one ... thing.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Overheal wrote: »
    Nor can we afford more children. Killing 2 stones with one ... thing.
    Exactly, that's the recessionary (is that a word?) way of thinking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    Imagine the amount of money we'll save on not having to buy Durex?

    Girl: "why aren't you wearing a condom?"
    Guy: "I lost my balls when I was chatting to some other hot chicks on the internet using my hawt hawt laptop"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 220 ✭✭Flashraziel


    I thought this was why they call them notebooks now, rather than laptops.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 517 ✭✭✭greatgoal


    pipsqueak wrote: »
    Thanks shackle, that was pretty informative


    Dr. Sheynkin conducted the study over two one-hour sessions with 29 healthy men aged 21 to 35. In one session, researchers recorded the temperature of the subjects' scrotums as they sat with thighs together as though using a laptop. In the second session, the researchers took scrotal temperatures again, but this time the men had a working laptop that heated up from 31 C to 40 C at the end of the one-hour experiment.
    Sitting with thighs together increased testicular temperature by 2.1 C. When the laptop was added, the temperature rose to a median 2.6 C in the left testicle and 2.8 C in the right. Studies have shown that increases of more than one degree can have a negative effect on sperm development.

    Dr. Sheynkin said sperm production may take up to six months to recover from heat damage, and chronic exposure may have long-term effects.
    dont agree with this,some of the sites that i visit greatly increases sperm production.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I thought this was why they call them notebooks now, rather than laptops.
    maybe. but some of the size classes (17, 19, etc) were getting too big for the lap and were really just portable desktops.after a time calling them laptops seems nonsense


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    HOT NUTS FROM LAPTOP???

    Damn, I thought this thread would involve Nuts magazine, and something hot on it's website.

    Oh well. Carry on then...


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,658 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    pipsqueak wrote: »
    not anymore! they should warn you though about leaving it there, is a called a laptop afterall.

    Exactly! Not a Cocktop!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,012 ✭✭✭✭thebman


    This just in, applying heat to areas in enclosed spaces increases temperature.

    I shall call it tempheat and it shall dissipate when the source of heat is removed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    Kinky ;)

    lulz!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4 tazzi


    Does anyone know if resting my laptop on my belly is causing my abdominal pain?it seems to happen every time i lie down with my laptop resting on my belly,i also get a big red patch there too.should I be worried bout radiation or something!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    tazzi wrote: »
    Does anyone know if resting my laptop on my belly is causing my abdominal pain?it seems to happen every time i lie down with my laptop resting on my belly,i also get a big red patch there too.should I be worried bout radiation or something!

    I'm afraid so, it's slowly cooking your liver. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Dord wrote: »
    I'm afraid so, it's slowly cooking your liver. :)

    Can you throw some Fava beans under the laptop while you are at it, mmm, good eating.


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