Is there something in the air...?

The_B_Man

Everywehre around me it seems couples are breaking up. In PI, all you see is threads about fellas beating the crap out of their missus'. I reckon theres something in the air making couples fight and argue and break up. And I have a theory.....

It is to do with our natural instincts....mating instincts, to be exact. During these bleak, recession riddled times, we no longer have money to raise kids and have luxurious weddings (unless ur a pikey) so our natural reaction is to not mate. For those of us who are in relationships, we have to put a stop to them before we end up forking out for a wedding we can't afford, or paying for a lifetime of school fees and an extra mouth to feed. So we go out of our way to end the relationship. The men will lay a few right hooks on the ladies to make them leave. The ladies will lay a right hook around another mans member, and force the man to leave. Sometimes the man will even go the route of another males member in order to make the woman leave.

I know this is fact, as I have been reading PI the last few months. :pac:

Silverfish

Well then, you might want to read the charter.