Upgrade standard response in PI

galwayguy22

We all know the standard response to every problem is Personal Issues is "Join a club, take up a course, get a hobby, etc etc".

It should be upgraded to something along the lines of:

"At least your not retarded, in a wheelchair, black or from Leitrim."

I was feeling a little down the other day, I thought of the above and I was on my merry way again.

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galwayguy22 wrote: »

We all know the standard response to every problem is Personal Issues is "Join a club, take up a course, get a hobby, etc etc".

It should be upgraded to something along the lines of:

"At least your not retarded, in a wheelchair, black or from Leitrim."

I was feeling a little down the other day, I thought of the above and I was on my merry way again.

Wow dude... that is harsh. I am sure there are many people using the forum that fall into them 3 catagories... Not good man, not good at all...

humbert

I think you were being rather generous.

i think op is in trouble

AckwelFoley

galwayguy22 wrote: »

We all know the standard response to every problem is Personal Issues is "Join a club, take up a course, get a hobby, etc etc".

It should be upgraded to something along the lines of:

"At least your not retarded, in a wheelchair, black or from Leitrim."

I was feeling a little down the other day, I thought of the above and I was on my merry way again.

whats wrong with being black?
Id give my right nut to be able to slam dunk

Overheal

ibtl

Biggins

Aaa ok!

I'm off for a minute to get me jellybabies.

Sharpshooter

You are so not funny , OP.

galwayguy22

Fisher Dry Rider wrote: »

Wow dude... that is harsh. I am sure there are many people using the forum that fall into them 3 catagories... Not good man, not good at all...

Retards can't use computers and I'm not sure Leitrim has electricity yet so I've only "offended" 2 groupings of people.

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

You are so not funny , OP.

Persistent though

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galwayguy22 wrote: »

We all know the standard response to every problem is Personal Issues is "Join a club, take up a course, get a hobby, etc etc".

You forgot suggesting that the op goes travelling/backpacking.

galwayguy22

galwayguy22 wrote: »

Retards can't use computers and I'm not sure Leitrim has electricity yet so I've only "offended" 2 groupings of people.

what about stephen hawking?

AckwelFoley

galwayguy22 wrote: »

Retards can't use computers and I'm not sure Leitrim has electricity yet so I've only "offended" 2 groupings of people.

...and the entire black population of boards.

which was 2 at last count

galwayguy22

Deleted User wrote: »

what about stephen hawking?

Retards in wheelchairs are a special category.

Biggins

galwayguy22 wrote: »

Retards can't use computers and I'm not sure Leitrim has electricity yet so I've only "offended" 2 groupings of people.

Enough, let it drop.
I know this is AH but come on...

Donald-Duck

galwayguy22 wrote: »

Retards can't use computers and I'm not sure Leitrim has electricity yet so I've only "offended" 2 groupings of people.

You can use a computer

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galwayguy22 wrote: »

Retards in wheelchairs are a special category.

Well I'm glad somebody's able to keep you company.

galwayguy22

galwayguy22 wrote: »

Retards in wheelchairs are a special category.

hmm.. one would think that both afflictions would be worse but i see it's not. learn something new everyday.

Stercus Accidit

Meh, OP makes a fair point, if a little crudely.

Donald-Duck

He could've been more creative and made it personal towards the topic, for exmaple one about rape.(using his words)

At least you werent raped by a retarded black guy in a wheelchair from leitrim.

Didn't do a very good job of trolling at all

galwayguy22

There is genuine logic behind my idea. Next time your feeling a bit down, try think about what I suggested. You will see the light at the end of the tunnel.

towel401

galwayguy22 wrote: »

We all know the standard response to every problem is Personal Issues is "Join a club, take up a course, get a hobby, etc etc".
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no. that is only a standard response you give to antisocial virgins like me

galwayguy22

Donald-Duck wrote: »

At least you weren't raped by a retarded black guy in a wheelchair from leitrim.

Genius

Quackles

Me from Leitrim, me no use computer, electricity be not inside me house, me no black, no retarded. Maybe get "instant on lighting" next year.

Sorry, but it had to be said

Doctor DooM

Fail.

Sharpshooter

galwayguy22 wrote: »

There is genuine logic behind my idea. Next time your feeling a bit down, try think about what I suggested. You will see the light at the end of the tunnel.

If you mean " Things could be worse " OP then yes , but
why start a Thread /
Wait , is it for attention?

ShooterSF

Whoa where did I put my 60 foot barge pole?

Stercus Accidit

Why start a thread on anything on boards?

In fairness, the amount of rape jokes flying around and nobodie moans, maybe there is less likely to be a nerdy speccy rape victim on boards than a nerd in a wheel chair?

Its either all funny or none of it is.

galwayguy22

SDooM wrote: »

Fail.

Care to elaborate? Maybe form a sentence or two? No?

MizzLolly

galwayguy22 wrote: »

Care to elaborate? Maybe form a sentence or two? No?

The Doom does not elaborate.

AckwelFoley

I shant log off until karoma finds this thread.

*Gets cool 6 pack from ice bucket*

littlebitdull

I was here.... before the grand shut down.

cHaTbOx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0

Donald-Duck

SDooM wrote: »

Fail.

This is one of the most stupid things ever. People who go around replying to posts with things like "epic fail" "fail" etc should just be castrated. Its almost as bad as saying "lulz"

Stercus Accidit

Donald-Duck wrote: »

This is one of the most stupid things ever. People who go around replying to posts with things like "epic fail" "fail" etc should just be castrated. Its almost as bad as saying "lulz"

rofl!

galwayguy22

Hands up who's actually in a wheelchair and/or retarded?

I am truly sorry if I offen.....lol, couldn't finish that. I genuinely couldn't give a ****.

Donald-Duck

galwayguy22 wrote: »

Hands up who's actually in a wheelchair and/or retarded?

I am truly sorry if I offen.....lol, couldn't finish that. I genuinely couldn't give a ****.

Digging a hole

AckwelFoley

galwayguy22 wrote: »

Hands up who's actually in a wheelchair and/or retarded?

I am truly sorry if I offen.....lol, couldn't finish that. I genuinely couldn't give a ****.

internet badass

Sharpshooter

Donald-Duck wrote: »

This is one of the most stupid things ever. People who go around replying to posts with things like "epic fail" "fail" etc should just be castrated. Its almost as bad as saying "lulz"

No this is Epic Fail DD.^^

Terry

This thread has been locked on behalf of the new AH mod.

Be afraid, people. Be very afraid.

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