Do you look...

galwayguy22

Do you look at the toilet paper after you wipe your arse?


Was wiping me arse so hard there I made it bleed a little.

Chlamydia

Yes, if there's anything there, then keep wiping.

But I thought your mother could have told you that.

Xavi6

Always a great question to a ask a random bird in a nightclub.

If they say yes then they're disgusting.

If they say no then how do they know their arse is clean?

Cookie_Monster

and sniff too...

ScumLord

Sometimes I do. It's hard to get a good look at the poo in the bowl after you've wiped and you could get **** all over the place if you have a look in the bowl before wiping so looking at a sample is the best solution.

Kiera

/hits reply straight away instead of reading gross subject again.

Do you really need to know this kind of crap?

Captain Chaos

Then you get those phantom ones, you look in the bowl and there's nothing there, check the paper and still nothing but you know you have passed something.

Danbo!

AH is having one of those days. :rolleyes:

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

chin_grin

Yes, yes I do. It is necessary to know when to stop wiping before you could sand the staircase just sliding down on yer arse.

Also a nice trick is to grab the tissue and feel for any cling-ons and yank em free. This removes the chair-scratch-squirm later on in the day and the need for further wiping.

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

Suppose when the tissue stop smelling like sh!t (and more like blood)? Dunno, that's a good one!

SV

noblestee wrote: »

AH is having one of those days. :rolleyes:

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

when their hand no longer smells of ****e.

Homer

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Then you get those phantom ones, you look in the bowl and there's nothing there, check the paper and still nothing but you know you have passed something.

Ah ye old ghost turd! That's twice today in two different threads in AH I've got to use that term? What's wrong with people today?

antodeco

noblestee wrote: »

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

When their dogs say they're full! :pac:

Morrisseeee

Be back in a ......pant......minute, I'm just rushing off to the ....pant.......jacks ! I'll report back later !

galwayguy22

Just as a matter of interest, how many ****s do you take a day.

Lately I've been ****ing 3-4 times a day, me arse is red raw since it takes a million wipes to get pristine clean.

I go through toilet paper at an awful rate, and flush the toilet twice after each ****e, half a load each time to prevent blockage.

copeyhagen

only to check for blood.

not yet

What a vile,vile question to ask.............

yeah sometimes.

antodeco

galwayguy22 wrote: »

Just as a matter of interest, how many ****s do you take a day.

Lately I've been ****ing 3-4 times a day, me arse is red raw since it takes a million wipes to get pristine clean.

I go through toilet paper at an awful rate, and flush the toilet twice after each ****e, half a load each time to prevent blockage.

Babywipes FTW

galwayguy22

antodeco wrote: »

When their dogs say they're full! :pac:

Watching a blind person being guided across a road by a dog fills my heart with equal amounts of warmth and pity.

antodeco

galwayguy22 wrote: »

Watching a blind person being guided across a road by a dog fills my heart with equal amounts of warmth and pity.

And normally my windscreen with blood

Doc

You have to look how else do you know when to stop. Unless you have a beday I guess. I dont smell it though God I know its not going to smell good!

galwayguy22 wrote: »

Lately I've been ****ing 3-4 times a day, me arse is red raw since it takes a million wipes to get pristine clean.

Man I take maybe one a day the odd day two tops but 3 - 4 a day the bang of ****e of you must be unreal.

Homer

galwayguy22 wrote: »

Watching a blind person being guided across a road by a dog fills my heart with equal amounts of warmth and pity.

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antodeco

Homer wrote: »

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Working!

Morrisseeee

me arse is red raw since it takes a million wipes to get pristine clean

were you using those car upholstry wipes, yeah, they're brill ! One swoosh and its gone, well either those or cilit bang ! (ooops I nearly spelt that wrong !) :eek:

iPlop

yeah you have to check skid length ,short and soft -good sh1te
long and thick and you have to wipe about 20 times -bad sh1te

admiralofthefleet

how will you know your tea towel holder is clean unless you check and draw an ace

Radharc na Sleibhte

I love the ones where you have a bit of a splash back and it washes your hole for you. has to be a good thick gdunk of a poo though.

galwayguy22

I love big solid, clean, ****s. Hardly any wiping required afterward.

The only thing with the big solid ones is that they can make a fairly big splash, and sometimes a squirt of water can go directly up your still open hole. Not a pleasant feeling.