I hate when that happens

MooseJam

I just took a monster dump - I knew it was huge one and I turned round expectantly to marvel at it only to discover it had shot halfway up the S-bend
Damn you S-bend damn you !!

ShooterSF

Could you not reach in and pull it back out?

Orange69

NO NO NO! DIE!

antodeco

Corner of the room FTW

I dont mean a "Corn-er"

Xavi6

In before Flutt

stovelid

Thanks OP.

Maybe you could set up a webcam for those special scatalogical moments in future.

Turd Ferguson

Tip: Lay a good but of TP down before you go. It'll stop it going down the S bend and also gives it a great presentation of the poop.

Steve

yeah, it was like this big.
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but half of it got away....

:rolleyes: ffs..

Homer

Congratulations.. you just had your first ghost turd my friend!

antodeco

SteveC wrote: »

yeah, it was like this big.
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but half of it got away....

:rolleyes: ffs..

12 inches?

oeb

If you put it into the toilet, how are you supposed to freeze it for future generations? (Or for an alaskan pipeline, if that floats (or sinks) your boat)

antodeco

This thread is sh!t :rolleyes:

ShooterSF

antodeco wrote: »

12 inches?

Have you been telling yourself that's twelve inches?

Steve

ShooterSF wrote: »

Have you been telling yourself that's twelve inches?

No, just his girlfriend :pac:

Turd Ferguson

SteveC wrote: »

No, just his girlfriend :pac:

antodeco has a girlfriend? lol, thats just silly!!

Kiera

You thought after lunch was the perfect time to tell everyone about your bowl movements WHY?

antodeco

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

antodeco has a girlfriend? lol, thats just silly!!

Ho hum, Yore Ma doesnt seem to mind...

ShooterSF wrote: »

Have you been telling yourself that's twelve inches?

And thats the joke! RTFM!

iPlop

oeb wrote: »

If you put it into the toilet, how are you supposed to freeze it for future generations? (Or for an alaskan pipeline, if that floats (or sinks) your boat)

feeze the fcukin' thing and use it as a dildo on YORE MA

Turd Ferguson

antodeco wrote: »

Ho hum, Yore Ma doesnt seem to mind...

She does but she'd never say it to you. It hasnt been the same for her since I reverse head-fu*ked her all those years ago.

antodeco

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

She does but she'd never say it to you. It hasnt been the same for her since I reverse head-fu*ked her all those years ago.

But she told me to "make love her to her like her child". I feel so violated. I dont think Ill let her bum me anymore

Boom_Bap

Did it flush?

Or in fact did you not flush so that you could let the next patron marvel at your half log?

Wagon

Phantom ****s are a killer. You spend 20 minutes squeezing the whale sized log out of your hole, destroying the bog, clouding over the fresh air for the next 20 minutes and all you want to do is stand up and admire your work and it's gone helfway up the S bend, sticking it's arse out at you and laughing. The Phantom **** is the master of irony.

antodeco

Wagon wrote: »

Phantom ****s are a killer. You spend 20 minutes squeezing the whale sized log out of your hole, destroying the bog, clouding over the fresh air for the next 20 minutes and all you want to do is stand up and admire your work and it's gone helfway up the S bend, sticking it's arse out at you and laughing. The Phantom **** is the master of irony.

Its worse when you miss, or stand up after a hanger, and it ends up in the "trouser hammock" between your ankles

Naos

This is all very nice and all but seriously, I'm worried about Flutt.

Over two hours have passed and still no sign of him...