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Condoms on the cheap and on the sly

  • 29-11-2008 4:34pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    Hi all,

    Tried really to condense it into the title. Basically im starting out on the wonderful world of sex with my girlfriend. Now the last pack I got was in a cosmetic hamper bought by my sister. So now I need more and Im too shy to ask in shops. So for my pride and my wallet I looked to the internet. However what im afraid of is that when the package comes it might say what it contains on the pack and what would be even more embarrassing than going to the shops would be my mam or dad to find them! So can anyone tell me if they label the packaging and also where best to get them on the web!

    Thanks in advance!


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    I would suggest that you check out a few sites and thier policy on packing and postage
    most will ensure descreete packaging.

    I would suggest you use google to find and look at the following site,
    condom power
    lovehoney
    smart paddy.

    As for buying them in person there is a condom power shop on dame st and any of the large boots chemists have them on the floor and the staff won't bat an eyelid at you buying them and boots can often have good 3 for 2 offers.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I would suggest sucking it up.

    Firstly, you don't sound old enough to have a credit card to buy them on the internet, and if you are then you should really think twice about having sex, because you don't sound like you're ready for it.

    Just walk into a shop, put them on the counter, hand over money, walk out, hide them under your pillow! Easy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    OP, I appreciate where you are coming from. When I first started buying condoms I was really embarrassed as well. I used to buy them from those dispensers they have in toilets so I wouldn't have to go into a pharmacy. If you really want to, you could try that, but you are overthinking this the same as I was.

    You really should get over the embarrassment. Go in to a pharmacist and just price and buy them there (I can't remember how much they cost, I usually buy them 3 for 2 in boots with my credit card). If it helps, just remember - everybody buys condoms. Its nothing specific to you, and the cashiers in the pharmacists sell them to dozens of people a day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Dont worry MagicMarker im 22 in 6 weeks so more than old enough but no I dont have a credit card and im just nervous!

    Also ive been going with my girlfriend for over 14 months so im not rushing into it!

    Thanks for the help guys. Might just go to a Boots (Dunnes would be easier but unfortunatly I used to work there and my girlfriend still does).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,889 ✭✭✭tolosenc


    Nothing embarassing about it, dude.

    In fact, buy a bottle of Habanero sauce, 12 rolls of toilet paper and a packet of condoms. Then try and take a mental picture when the cashier struggles to comprehend what you're planning on doing.

    You'll laugh so hard you won't have the time to be embarassed.

    On a more serious note:

    I'm all too aware of how much of a rip-off the machines in toilets are, but there's just you and a hunk of metal, if it helps your confidence.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,975 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    You do feel embarassed the first time you do it, there's no way around it. It's the time between when you pick them up and get to the counter that's bad. But once they're on the counter and you realise that these people are selling them day in, day out, it suddenly doesn't seem so bad.

    Boots is a good place to start. They're not packed in security packs like in supermarkets and they're usually on special offer as Thaed said.

    Go for it, and if you feel like bottling out, just think of all the fun it'll allow you have when you go through with it ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    don't cheap out on them anyway.

    i saw in the paper that it costs something like 100,000 pounds - english money - to raise a child...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 167 ✭✭Deadeyes


    As someone who used to work in a shop, I paid no more attention to someone buying a packet of condoms than I did someone buying a packet of chewing gum. The people in the shop won't care and neither should you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,381 ✭✭✭snorlax


    or you could just buy them in a student union shop..i think ucd might have a special on them (im not 100%sure)..

    You might be able to get them for cheap in northern ireland with the cheap VAT..my friend lives in the UK and she gets them for free through the NHS- she doesnt even have to ask.

    be sure to check the sell by date and make sure its a reputable brand.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    They should have either the 'kite' mark or the CE standards mark on the packaging.
    The Kite Mark

    An institution founded in 1901, which received a royal charter in 1929 and took its present name in 1931. Its function is to formulate standards for building, engineering, chemical, textile, and electrical products, ensuring that they maintain a specified quality. Products so standardized make use of the Kite mark logo as a symbol of quality. Manufacturers who use the Kite mark do so under licence from the BSI on condition that products are subject to regular inspection. Apart from maintaining quality standards in this way, the BSI attempts to ensure that the design of goods is restricted to a sensible number of patterns and sizes for one purpose, to avoid unnecessary variety.

    The European CE Mark

    The European Commission describes the CE mark as a "passport" that allows manufacturers to circulate industrial products freely within the internal market of the EU. The CE mark certifies that the products have met EU health, safety and environmental requirements that ensure consumer and workplace safety. All manufacturers in the EU and abroad must affix the CE mark to those products covered by the "New Approach" directives in order to market their products in Europe. Once a product receives the CE mark, it can be marketed throughout the EU without undergoing further product modification.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,428 ✭✭✭sunnyside


    Thanks for the help guys. Might just go to a Boots (Dunnes would be easier but unfortunatly I used to work there and my girlfriend still does).

    Tesco?

    I'd recommend Boots though, I'm always in there buying cosmetics and from what I see in the queue every second person is buying condoms. Nobody cares honestly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Thanks everyone for your help,

    Best to bite the bullet and head into Boots and buy them (need deoderant, berocca and a present for mammy anyway - wouldnt help my confidence just going up with the condoms), I will let you know how I get on.

    Thanks a bundle, now actually knowing what to do with them is the next hurdle (no smart comments)!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 130 ✭✭Messed Up Mind


    Tesco usually have them in those plastic case things that you have to get removed which could potentially embarrass the OP even more.

    Boots is the way to go. They usually have them 3for2 or buy 2 for the price of 1 kinda offers on them. No one bats and eye lid. I usually buy a few things in boots when I'm getting them too like shampoo and stuff. And think of it this way, it's ten million times more nerve-racking buying a pregnancy test than it is a packet of condoms.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,442 ✭✭✭Firetrap


    Just go into a pharmacy where you're not known and buy them. Buy a big box if you feel embarrassed about buying them and don't want to go through it again in a hurry. So what if you squirm a bit for the couple of minute that you're in there - once it's over and done with you'll be OK. And more importantly, you and your gf will be safe.

    The most important thing to remember is that the people who work in pharmacies sell condoms every day of the week. Lots and lots of them. They really don't give a rat's ass who you are and what you're buying. To them it's like someone buying a litre of milk or a loaf of bread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,353 ✭✭✭radiospan


    I always go to Boots, but mightn't be the best idea if it's your first time buying them and you're embarassed.

    The last few times they've said at the counter that there's a 2 for 1 offer on them *cue a walk back to the shelf for another box of condoms while the cashier and rest of the queue wait* :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Every box of condoms comes with an intruction leaflet which has pictures.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Dont worry MagicMarker im 22 in 6 weeks so more than old enough but no I dont have a credit card and im just nervous!

    Also ive been going with my girlfriend for over 14 months so im not rushing into it!

    Thanks for the help guys. Might just go to a Boots (Dunnes would be easier but unfortunatly I used to work there and my girlfriend still does).
    At 22 if you are that shy about buying condoms,why don't you just walk into the bog at any pub and just get them from the vending machine there?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    At 22 if you are that shy about buying condoms,why don't you just walk into the bog at any pub and just get them from the vending machine there?

    Because some of the ones in toilets are novelty condoms and do not have the kite mark or the CE standards mark and they cost a lot more then buying a box of condoms.

    Also one size does not fit all for condoms there are are a range of sizes also some people are allergic to the spermicidal lubricant in some condoms and others are allergic to latex.

    For comfort, fit and peace of mind for all invovled learn what works for you and your partner and shop sensibly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,875 ✭✭✭Seraphina


    At 22 if you are that shy about buying condoms

    if at 22 he is that shy about buying condoms he's too immature to be having sex! i'm sorry OP but you are not the first and won't be the last to buy condoms, everyone does it, and no offence but chances are the cashier couldn't give a flying f*ck what you're buying. grow a pair and go have a look, get a few different types to try them out, you won't be able to buy them online without a credit card anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,259 ✭✭✭Rowley Birkin QC


    The chemist won't bat an eyelid tbh.

    I remember buying them in a local chemist at home one time, just had them on the counter, looked up and it was my then gf's aunt working behind the counter. Even she didn't seem to pass any heed on it, I however finally experienced the embarrassment of buying condoms!:o:o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Seraphina wrote: »
    if at 22 he is that shy about buying condoms he's too immature to be having sex!

    In all fairness to the bloke, its perfectly natural to be shy about it the first time. I was, and so where most people I know (including my gf). Once he's done it himself and confirmed its no big deal, he wont have a problem any more. We can laugh at the idea of being embarrassed about buying condoms because (I'm presuming) we've both done it plenty of times.

    I say good show from the OP for recognising the impotance of condoms, for asking for advice on something he needed help on, and for taking the advice onboard and deciding to go to the pharmacy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 950 ✭✭✭EamonnKeane


    I would suggest sucking it up.

    Firstly, you don't sound old enough to have a credit card to buy them on the internet, and if you are then you should really think twice about having sex, because you don't sound like you're ready for it.

    Just walk into a shop, put them on the counter, hand over money, walk out, hide them under your pillow! Easy.
    You can get a credit card at age 18. And who exactly is "ready" the first time they have sex? Being awkward about buying condoms is universal - I worked in a shop and everyone mumbled the word when they asked for them. (I would have loved to say "WHAT?" really loudly, but that would be cruel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭hunter164


    I'm 16 and went into Boots and bought them. Grow a pair.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    Go to a vending machiene in a pub toilet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    hunter164 telling the op to grow a pair is not helpful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,945 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    It would be less embarrassing to be buying condoms than buying a sign saying I'm not getting laid. Buying condoms is surely one of the least embarrassing things to buy in a chemist. Now hemorrhoid cream on the other hand....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭bnagrrl


    Some family planning clinics give out free condoms. The IFPA have given out free condoms around the festive season for the past few years so if you are near Cathal Brugha St or Tallaght it could be worth dropping in.

    Otherwise just buy them in a chemist, the cashier isn't even going to blink an eye. Go in a buy a few items at once if it would make you feel more comfortable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Thanks again all of you for the advice it means a lot. I dont have a credit card but I buy the 3V voucher yokes but yeah its probably as cheap and far easier to just buy them. I also work 30 miles from home so I could just get them in that town (although the only shop I pass is Lidl!!)

    True I should be bragging about it not embarrassed!and I realise if I came in te following day after buying them they wouldnt recognise me!

    I heard someone mention sizes....just to add spice to the mix....how do I know (or how can I find out) what size fits me??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 401 ✭✭Julesie


    Yup, having worked in Boots in my student days I can confirm that nearly every 2nd person is buying condoms.

    And to be honest it only every really registered if they were going out of their way to try and hide it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    The only way to know what is a good fit is to try and see.

    http://www.avert.org/usecond.htm
    Why do I need to use a condom?

    Condoms are the only form of protection that can both help to stop the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) such as HIV and prevent pregnancy.
    Getting ready, choosing the right condom
    condoms

    A number of different types of condom are now available. What is generally called a condom is the 'male' condom, a sheath or covering which fits over a man's penis, and which is closed at one end.

    There is also now a female condom, or vaginal sheath, which is used by a woman and which fits inside her vagina. The rest of this page is about the male condom.

    What are condoms made of?

    Condoms are usually made of latex or polyurethane. If possible you should use a latex condom, as they are slightly more reliable, and in most countries they are most readily available.

    Latex condoms can only be used with water based lubricants, not oil based lubricants such as Vaseline or cold cream as they break down the latex. A small number of people have an allergic reaction to latex and can use polyurethane condoms instead.

    Polyurethane condoms are made of a type of plastic. They are thinner than latex condoms, and so they increase sensitivity and are more agreeable in feel and appearance to some users. They are more expensive than latex condoms and slightly less flexible so more lubrication may be needed. However both oil and water based lubricants can be used with them.

    It's not clear whether latex or polyurethane condoms are stronger – there are studies suggesting that either is less likely to break. With both types however, the likelihood of breakages is very small if used correctly.

    The lubrication on condoms also varies. Some condoms are not lubricated at all, some are lubricated with a silicone substance, and some condoms have a water-based lubricant. The lubrication on condoms aims to make the condom easier to put on and more comfortable to use. It can also help prevent condom breakage.

    Spermicides and Nonoxynol 9

    Condoms and lubricants sometimes contain a spermicide called Nonoxynol 9. Adding Nonoxynol 9 to condoms was thought in the past to help to prevent pregnancy and the transmission of HIV and other STDs, but it is now known to be ineffective.

    Some people have an allergic reaction to Nonoxynol 9 that can result in little sores, which can actually make the transmission of HIV more likely. Because of this, you should only use condoms and lubricants containing Nonoxynol 9 if you are HIV negative and know that your partner is too. However, using a condom (even if it contains Nonoxynol 9) is much safer than having unprotected sex.


    What shapes are there and which should I choose? What about flavoured condoms?

    Condoms come in a variety of shapes. Most have a reservoir tip although some do have a plain tip. Condoms may be regular shaped (with straight sides), form fit (indented below the head of the penis), or they may be flared (wider over the head of the penis).

    Ribbed condoms are textured with ribs or bumps, which can increase sensation for both partners. Condoms also come in a variety of colours.

    It's up to you which shape you choose. All of the differences in shape are designed to suit different personal preferences and enhance pleasure. It is important to communicate with your partner to be sure that you are using condoms that satisfy both of you.

    Some condoms are flavoured to make oral sex more enjoyable. They are also safe to use for penetrative sex as long as they have been tested and approved.

    What about the condom size?

    Condoms are made in different lengths and widths, and different manufacturers produce varying sizes.

    There is no standard length for condoms, though those made from natural rubber will in addition always stretch if necessary to fit the length of the man's erect penis.

    The width of a condom can also vary. Some condoms have a slightly smaller width to give a "closer" fit, whereas others will be slightly larger. Condom makers have realised that different lengths and widths are needed and are increasingly broadening their range of sizes.

    The brand names will be different in each country, so you will need to do your own investigation of different names. There is no particular best brand of condom.

    So when do you use a condom?

    You need to use a new condom every time you have sexual intercourse. Never use the same condom twice. Put the condom on after the penis is erect and before any contact is made between the penis and any part of the partner's body. If you go from anal intercourse to vaginal intercourse, you should consider changing the condom.

    Where can I get condoms?

    There are no age limitations on buying condoms. Buying a condom no matter how old you are shows that you are taking responsibility for your actions. Family planning and sexual health clinics provide condoms free of charge. Condoms are available to buy from supermarkets, convenience stores and petrol/gas stations. Vending machines selling condoms are found in toilets at many locations. You can also order then online from different manufacturers and distributors.

    How can I check a condom is safe to use?

    Condoms that have been properly tested and approved carry the British Standard Kite Mark or the EEC Standard Mark (CE). In the USA, condoms should be FDA approved, and elsewhere in the world, they should be ISO approved. To find out more about condom testing see our Condoms history, effectiveness and testing page.

    Condoms have an expiration (Exp) or manufacture (MFG) date on the box or individual package that tells you when it is safe to use the condom until. It's important to check this when you use a condom. You should also make sure the package and the condom appear to be in good condition.

    Condoms can deteriorate if not stored properly as they are affected by both heat and light. So it's best not to use a condom that has been stored in your back pocket, your wallet, or the glove compartment of your car. If a condom feels sticky or very dry you shouldn't use it as the packaging has probably been damaged.

    How do you use a condom?


    Open the condom package at one corner being careful not to tear the condom with your fingernails, your teeth, or through being too rough. Make sure the package and condom appear to be in good condition, and check that if there is an expiry date that the date has not passed.

    Place the rolled condom over the tip of the hard penis, and if the condom does not have a reservoir top, pinch the tip of the condom enough to leave a half inch space for semen to collect. If the man is not circumcised, then pull back the foreskin before rolling on the condom.

    Pinch the air out of the condom tip with one hand and unroll the condom over the penis with the other hand. Roll the condom all the way down to the base of the penis, and smooth out any air bubbles. (Air bubbles can cause a condom to break.)

    If you want to use some extra lubrication, put it on the outside of the condom. But always use a water-based lubricant (such as KY Jelly or Liquid Silk) with latex condoms, as an oil-based lubricant will cause the latex to break. Click here to see picture of lubricants.

    The man wearing the condom doesn't always have to be the one putting it on - it can be quite a nice thing for his partner to do.
    What do you do if the condom won't unroll?

    The condom should unroll smoothly and easily from the rim on the outside. If you have to struggle or if it takes more than a few seconds, it probably means that you are trying to put the condom on upside down. To take off the condom, don't try to roll it back up. Hold it near the rim and slide it off. Then start again with a new condom.

    When do you take off the condom?

    Pull out before the penis softens, and hold the condom against the base of the penis while you pull out, so that the semen doesn't spill. Condom should be disposed properly for example wrapping it in a tissue and throwing it away. It's not good to flush condoms down the toilet - they're bad for the environment.

    What do you do if a condom breaks?

    If a condom breaks during sexual intercourse, then pull out quickly and replace the condom. Whilst you are having sex, check the condom from time to time, to make sure it hasn't split or slipped off. If the condom has broken and you feel that semen has come out of the condom during sex, you should consider getting emergency contraception such as the morning after pill.
    What condoms should you use for anal intercourse?

    With anal intercourse more strain is placed on the condom. You can use stronger condoms (which are thicker) but standard condoms are just as effective as long as they are used correctly with plenty of lubricant. Condoms with a lubricant containing Nonoxynol 9 should NOT be used for anal sex as Nonoxynol 9 damages the lining of the rectum increasing the risk of HIV and other STD transmission.

    Is using a condom effective?


    If used properly, a condom is very effective at reducing the risk of being infected with HIV during sexual intercourse. Using a condom also provides protection against other sexually transmitted diseases, and protection against pregnancy. In the laboratory, latex condoms are very effective at blocking transmission of HIV because the pores in latex condoms are too small to allow the virus to pass through. However, outside of the laboratory condoms are less effective because people do not always use condoms properly. To find out more about the effectiveness of condoms, go to our Condom history, effectiveness and testing page.

    How do you dispose of a used condom?

    All condoms should be disposed of by wrapping in tissue or toilet paper and throwing them in the bin. Condoms should not be flushed down the toilet as they may cause blockages in the sewage system and pollution.

    Latex condoms are made mainly from latex with added stabilizers, preservatives and vulcanizing (hardening) agents. Latex is a natural substance made form rubber trees, but because of the added ingredients most latex condoms are not biodegradable. Polyurethane condoms are made from plastic and are not biodegradable. Biodegradable latex condoms are available from some manufacturers.

    How can I persuade my partner that we should use a condom?

    It can be difficult to talk about using condoms. But you shouldn't let embarrassment become a health risk. The person you are thinking about having sex with may not agree at first when you say that you want to use a condom when you have sex. These are some comments that might be made and some answers that you could try...
    EXCUSE ANSWER

    Don't you trust me?
    Trust isn't the point, people can have infections without realising it

    It does not feel as good with a condom
    I'll feel more relaxed, If I am more relaxed, I can make it feel better for you.

    I don't stay hard when I put on a condom
    I'll help you put it on, that will help you keep it hard.

    I am afraid to ask him to use a condom. He'll think I don't trust him.
    If you can't ask him, you probably don't trust him.

    I can't feel a thing when I wear a condom
    Maybe that way you'll last even longer and that will make up for it

    I don't have a condom with me
    I do

    It's up to him... it's his decision
    It's your health. It should be your decision too!

    I'm on the pill, you don't need a condom
    I'd like to use it anyway. It will help to protect us from infections we may not realise we have.

    It just isn't as sensitive and I can't feel a thing
    Maybe that way you will last even longer and that will make up for it

    Putting it on interrupts everything
    Not if I help put it on

    I guess you don't really love me
    I do, but I am not risking my future to prove it

    I will pull out in time
    Women can get pregnant and get STDs from pre-ejaculate

    But I love you
    Then you'll help us to protect ourselves.

    Just this once
    Once is all it takes

    There are many reasons to use condoms when having sex. You could go through these reasons with your partner and see what she/he thinks.

    Reasons to use condoms

    1. Condoms are the only contraceptive that help prevent both pregnancy and the spread of sexually transmitted diseases (including HIV) when used properly and consistently.

    2. Condoms are one of the most reliable methods of birth control when use properly and consistently.

    3. Condoms have none of the medical side-effects of some other birth control methods may have.

    4. Condoms are available in various shapes, colours, flavours, textures and sizes - to increase the fun of making love with condoms.

    5. Condoms are widely available in pharmacies, supermarkets and convenience stores. You don't need a prescription or have to visit a doctor.

    6. Condoms make sex less messy.

    7. Condoms are user friendly. With a little practice, they can also add confidence to the enjoyment of sex.

    8. Condoms are only needed when you are having sex unlike some other contraceptives which require you to take or have them all of the time.

    Here are also some tips that can help you to feel more confident and relaxed about using condoms.

    Confidence tips

    * Keep condoms handy at all times. If things start getting steamy - you'll be ready. It's not a good idea to find yourself having to rush out at the crucial moment to buy condoms - at the height of the passion you may not want to.
    * When you buy condoms, don't get embarrassed. If anything, be proud. It shows that you are responsible and confident and when the time comes it will all be worthwhile. It can be more fun to go shopping for condoms with your partner or friend. Nowadays, it is also easy to buy condoms discreetly on the internet.
    * Talk with your partner about using a condom before having sex. It removes anxiety and embarrassment. Knowing where you both stand before the passion stands will make you lot more confident that you both agree and are happy about using a condom.
    * If you are new to condoms, the best way to learn how to use them is to practice putting them on by yourself or your partner. It does not take long to become a master.
    * If you feel that condoms interrupt you passion then try introducing condoms into your lovemaking. It can be really sexy if your partner helps you put it on or you do it together.

    I have found that Mates and durex close fit tend to be narrower and passate and avanti are wider/larger fit.

    http://www.menstruation.com.au/fertility/condomsize.html
    Why condom size matters

    The Next Big (or Not So Big) Thing ... Why Condom Size Matters By Adam Glickman

    Most men have been there at one time or another. That moment when total sexual exhilaration turns to pure panic and fear...fear that the "little astronaut" out on his moon walk has lost his space suit. Fear that the knight is no longer wearing his shining armor.

    They-Fit Condoms Comparison Chart to Normal Condoms

    The number one reason that condoms break or slip off during the horizontal mambo is that the Johnson in question was not properly dressed. Like shoes or bras, careful consideration must be given to condom size. Yes, all men are created equal - but in very different shapes and sizes when it comes to the trouser department. And while it may not be the size of the wave that floats your boat, when it comes to choosing a condom, size does matter.

    Researchers Agree

    A recent survey by Durex Condoms revealed that the length of an erect penis can range from four to nine inches, while penis widths can vary from just over one inch to more than two inches. The Durex study also found that 50% of the almost 3,000 survey respondents felt that the condoms they regularly used did not fit properly; 25% said the condoms were "too tight," 10% said they were "much too tight," and 15% responded that the condoms were "too loose" or "much too loose." Not surprisingly, 42% of those surveyed indicated that condoms should be "better shaped." A whopping 44% of those surveyed reported they had experienced condom slippage or breakage problems in the past.

    The Durex study concluded, "Given the wide range of penis sizes and the relatively narrow range of condoms designed to fit them, it is perhaps unsurprising to find that 50% of respondents felt that the condoms they use did not fit them properly. The answers provided also indicate that condoms which don't fit properly are more likely to break during use..."

    Another study performed by La Trobe University in Australia examined the effect of penis dimension on the probability of complete condom slippage and/or condom breakage in actual use. A total of 3,658 condoms were used by 184 men. Over the course of the study, 16% of the men experienced at least one instance of breakage and 19% experienced complete slippage. The study concluded that condom breakage was strongly associated with penis circumference, particularly for men with above-average girth. In fact, each additional centimeter of penis circumference beyond the average 13.19 cm increased the risk of breakage by 50-100%. Like the Durex study, the researchers concluded, "This finding suggests a need to increase either the range of condom sizes currently available or the [girth] of currently available condoms."

    Erection Rejection

    It is no secret that many men dislike wearing condoms. Some Men say that condoms interfere with sex, "get in way," or "kill the mood." Most of the time however, these problems arise because the man has difficulty putting on the condom, or is concerned that the darn thing may slip off.

    If a condom is difficult to put on due to size issues, the little soldier may suddenly be unable to stand at attention. A survey conducted by the University of Sydney, Australia found that two-thirds of the men surveyed reported they "sometimes" or "often" lost their erection while trying to put on a condom. Of course without an erection, a condom is impossible to put on at all.

    While many men struggle to put on ill-fitting condoms that are too small, many others experience anxiety that the condom may slip off their slimmer girth. This anxiety can also interfere with the ability to keep the flag at full mast. Condoms that are too loose increase the odds of slippage or leakage.

    Paradoxically, one of the most common reasons condoms slip off is because they are too tight or too long - if not fully rolled down, the ring at the base can enter the man's partner and be dragged off. Condoms that are too short also increase the risk of exposure to STDs. When condoms are too tight, breakage and slippage is more likely to occur, and sensitivity can be significantly diminished.

    The reality is that condom size is very important. Unfortunately, unlike penises, most condoms around the world today are made in a very narrow range of sizes. In fact, the overwhelming majority of condoms do not refer to size at all, and simply are marketed as a "one size fits all" product. While a few companies like Trojan have shown some sensitivity to the size issue by producing some larger sized models, very few such products exist, and even fewer are available for those needing a snugger fit. Millions of men continue to struggle with the "one size fits all" mentality that the condom manufacturers apply to condom size, often leading to very unfortunate results. Given the inherent difficulties in measuring customers to ensure a more tailored condom fit, condom producers simply continue to force round pegs into square holes.

    Revolutionary New Condom is Custom Sized to Fit

    The one size fits all concept of condoms is about to change. A revolutionary new line of condoms that features 55 different sizes will now ensure that every man will have a condom that fits him properly. Backed by two patents in ten countries, They-Fit Condoms are available in a multitude of length and girth combinations. This new line offers sizes that go well beyond the limited range of sizes currently available, from three inches long to ten inches long, and from super slim to extra roomy. For the first time ever, condoms are being sold like shoes or bras.

    They-Fit Condoms protect both the wearer and his partner, reducing both risk and anxiety. "Men everywhere, regardless of their size, will finally be able to get a condom that fits properly in order to have the safest and most enjoyable experience possible," says Frank C. Sadlo, the inventor of They-Fit Condoms.

    Of course, comfort is what consumers will notice most of all about They-Fit Condoms. A custom "wrap" job for each man begins with the simple "Fit Kit," which can be downloaded from Condomania's Web site (). The "Fit Kit" enables a man (or even his enthusiastic partner) to quickly and easily measure his penis length and girth according to the Fit Kit's proprietary sizing chart, which then display's the appropriate custom condom size. The dozens of available sizes ensure that men of all shapes and sizes will be able to be dressed properly for their big events.

    Men need not worry how they measure up with the "Fit Kit"; the proprietary numbering system is not relative to actual size. Thus ordering a box of B88's is no more embarrassing than ordering a box of Z11's. According to Sadlo, "It is important to note that these numbers are not relative to other letters and numbers, so that no one will be self conscious about the size of the They Fit Condom they buy."

    If you are not sure some sites have helpful guides like the condom wizard :)

    http://secure.condomania.com/condomwizard.asp?dept=172


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Thanks very much for putting that up Thaedydal, very helpful!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    You're Welcome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Glad that worked out for you, but in all honesty (and urgency :)): Midnight Tesco Run + Self-Checkout = ninja-sexytime.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Job Done....went into boots and bit the bullet....she even gave me a form to get a bonus card (must have looked like I shop there all the time). Got Durex Tingle and Ribbed, wasnt hanging around to ask question.....I felt like I looked like a beetroot I was that red!

    Anyway thanks a lot for everyone who posted and lets hope the final outcome will have been worth it! I think this is where I will finish with the updates....lol

    Anyway Merry Christmas Everyone and a happy new year.......and happy riding!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭somethingwitty


    When my boyfriend had to first start buying condoms, he used to go to the shop while I waited and came back with nothing but a tin of Ambrosia rice pudding. Hehe don't chicken out in the shop!!! Once you buy them the first time you will realise its no big deal. Really don't worry about it, nobody gives a shti!::


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    Overheal wrote: »
    Glad that worked out for you, but in all honesty (and urgency :)): Midnight Tesco Run + Self-Checkout = ninja-sexytime.

    Approval needed!!

    no srsly, they are usually fitted with some security tag that someone has to remove..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    yeah but youre not holding up a line full of people and getting dirty glances from parents like you would at 3 in the afternoon. Just you and the employee. And trust me, the employee really doesnt give a ****.


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