It's friday night...who's in their right minds?

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Come on now. It's after half three in the morning and not on a school night. There's thirty eight people on here, are any of you odd sober people or are you just having a weird intoxicated browse around to see if anything's funny?

hussey

Skyla Polite Thirst wrote: »

Come on now. It's after half three in the morning and not on a school night. There's thirty eight people on here, are any of you odd sober people or are you just having a weird intoxicated browse around to see if anything's funny?

I'm surfing for midget p0rn

Raze_them_all

Sober, bored and the noc forum doesn't appeal to me...

Captain Chaos

Watching a live shoot out on Sky News, go figure:eek:.

phantom_lord

hussey wrote: »

I'm surfing for horse p0rn

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Kold

I'm not catered for in the poll

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Kold wrote: »

I'm not catered for in the poll

Damn, I thought I was pretty comprehensive what's your situation then?

Elephant Monkey

I dreamt about this so i woke up to check boards to see was it real! And WOW!

Now i cant friggin sleep!

anonymous_joe

Hehe drunjk sg good.

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Elephant Monkey wrote: »

I dreamt about this so i woke up to check boards to see was it real! And WOW!

Now i cant friggin sleep!

I'm in your head!!

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Elephant Monkey wrote: »

I dreamt about this so i woke up to check boards to see was it real! And WOW!

Now i cant friggin sleep!

I'm in your head!!

Agamemnon

drunk is good, drunk is our friend

gollyitsolly

Im sober,eating cheese sitting in the cold kitchen. How sad is that:(?

nobodythere

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me

I don't think that puts me in the "I'm Gay" category though.... where's Atari Jaguar.

Peyton Manning

I didnt wake until 5pm today - reckon I have a few more hours of nocturnal fun ahead of me.

Black Swan

Off today across the pond for the holiday that follows Turkey Day over here called Black Friday. It's the biggest retail day, and I am exhausted from fighting the crowds for a sale item I bought. So just laying back, sipping a glass of wine, and checking out the boards scene.

Caoimhín

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

So just laying back, sipping a glass of wine, and checking out the boards scene.

:eek: At 9.30am?

I suppose i better get one myself so i wont feel left out.

Cheers Blue L.

Black Swan

Caoimhín wrote: »

:eek: At 9.30am?

I suppose i better get one myself so i wont feel left out.

Cheers Blue L.

Hi Caoimhín! You forget that I am 8 time zones west of ye? It's only 1.45AM here. It's quiet in my harbour, with only the sound of the water lapping against my hull, and an occasional gust through the rigging.

Caoimhín

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Hi Caoimhín! You forget that I am 8 time zones west of ye? It's only 1.45AM here.

I didnt forget BL, just wanted an excuse to start drinking at 9.30am.:rolleyes:

Black Swan

Caoimhín wrote: »

I didnt forget BL, just wanted an excuse to start drinking at 9.30am.:rolleyes:

Well, it's your Saturday morning, so why not get an early start? You have your lake water scene as a backdrop, while you drink yourself into oblivion?

Do trees grow on Saturdays, or do they take the day off too?

dr.bollocko

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Well, it's your Saturday morning, so why not get an early start? You have your lake water scene as a backdrop, while you drink yourself into oblivion?

Do trees grow on Saturdays, or do they take the day off too?

I woke up with a thumper of a headache. Had to get to the bloody shop with the arctic temperature outside and all. You would think that that would wake me up but now it just feels too early to be functional on a saturday and I am wondering what is the best way of abusing my body / mind back to sleep.

DarkJager

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I woke up with a thumper of a headache. Had to get to the bloody shop with the arctic temperature outside and all. You would think that that would wake me up but now it just feels too early to be functional on a saturday and I am wondering what is the best way of abusing my body / mind back to sleep.

It's, Saturday mornin, where the weed at?
Let me dip into my pocket for my fat weed sack
Cause I wanna get high like a plane
in the sky, with the indo cloud in my brain
Where the **** are my zig-zags and my lighters?
So I can roll it and set it on fire
Damn, I wish I had scissors cause the **** is so sticky
that it's gettin on my ****in fingers
But it's smokeable, double tokeable
I got the one-hitter quitter bombay **** that's tokeable
I wanna do a joint venture
Let me make sure there ain't no lump in the god damn center
Impregnated lookin joint, **** it
I can smoke it and I still get faded

Black Swan

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Had to get to the bloody shop with the arctic temperature outside and all.

Maybe Caoimhín above was right? Add a little anti-freeze to start the day off right?

Kold

Skyla Polite Thirst wrote: »

Damn, I thought I was pretty comprehensive what's your situation then?

Straight, too tired to drink, no one was willing to get me an oz with 2 hours notice.

dr.bollocko

Kold wrote: »

no one was willing to get me an oz with 2 hours notice.

I love that show too.

Kold

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I love that show too.

Best ever. Will keep you in all week gripped.

Bob the Builder

I got raped by a penguin last night and now, when I walk, my shoes point in opposite directions.

Away to PI I go...

Kold

Bob the Builder wrote: »

I got raped by a penguin last night and now, when I walk, my shoes point in opposite directions.

Away to PI I go...

Please please make this a PI.

DarkJager

Kold wrote: »

Please please make this a PI.

+10000, but make a very long & dramatic introduction about it

Agamemnon

Bob the Builder wrote: »

I got raped by a penguin last night and now, when I walk, my shoes point in opposite directions.

Well that's what you get for shoving chocolate bars up your hole.

RoundyMooney

Agamemnon wrote: »

Well that's what you get for shoving chocolate bars up your hole.

Ah, you were at the Amnesty night in the Gate too, then

Agamemnon

RoundyMooney wrote: »

Ah, you were at the Amnesty night in the Gate too, then

Was that "Amnesty" as in Amnesty International or an amnesty for all those barred from there? I better be careful what I say about pubs online because it got me into trouble before... :pac:

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I lost my fcuking hash, drive me bonkers :P Here hashy hashy hashy, where art thou!!! Even left him a saucer of milk too

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Jazlynn Silly Cheekbone wrote: »

I lost my fcuking hash, drive me bonkers :P Here hashy hashy hashy, where art thou!!! Even left him a saucer of milk too

If there's a box of milk tray around look in there it might be hiding otherwise look in the sofa, there'll be something interesting in there like, always is

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Skyla Polite Thirst wrote: »

If there's a box of milk tray around look in there it might be hiding otherwise look in the sofa, there'll be something interesting in there like, always is

Nah, I was in my room, I was fine when I went to bed but when I woke up it just disapeared... My mate was here but he insists that he doesn't have it... I am very very suspicious though

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Jazlynn Silly Cheekbone wrote: »

Nah, I was in my room, I was fine when I went to bed but when I woke up it just disapeared... My mate was here but he insists that he doesn't have it... I am very very suspicious though

Any kids in the house? I was ten before I stopped trying to eat every bit of hash I found around the house or else just bate your mate til he fesses up

RoundyMooney

Agamemnon wrote: »

Was that "Amnesty" as in Amnesty International or an amnesty for all those barred from there?

You couldn't get barred from that place :pac: Amnesty International gig, and I think there are four bands there tonight, so expect more silliness from me in the wee hours...

Agamemnon wrote: »

I better be careful what I say about pubs online because it got me into trouble before... :pac:

Heh, I could write a book on Youghal pubs, the ones that are left anyway.

/ponders