lolcat game

brianthebard

This could either be quite good or terribly bad. First person posts a statement they think cannot possibly have been made into a lolcat. Then the next person has to dig up a cat with that statement, or failing that create a new one. I'll start with;

"I can haz intulectual discuzion on teh merits of post structurilist feminism?"


(mods is this forum appropriate?)

hullaballoo

Probably not appropriate given the fact that you can't post images here. Maybe the Cool Vids etc. forum?

Edit: much respect to AH mods.

Terry

brianthebard

Terry.

delly

Pfft, OP fails while Terry saves...the day

brianthebard

delly

brianthebard wrote: »

I feel bad now

brianthebard

delly wrote: »

I feel bad now

GAAman

I realise this may not be with keeping with brians game but i had to do it

ALL TEH WURLDZ STAGE,
AN ALL TEH DOODZ AN WOMEN MERELY PLAYERS:

THEY HAS THEIR EXITS AN THEIR ENTRANCEZ;
AN WAN MAN IN HIS TIEM PLAYS LOTZ DA PARTS,

HIS ACTS BEAN 7 AGEZ. AT FURST TEH INFANT,
MEWLIN AN PUKIN IN DA NURSEZ ARMS.

AN DEN TEH WHININ SKOOL-BOI, WIF HIS SATCHEL
AN SHININ MORNIN FACE, CREEPIN LIEK SNAIL

UNWILLINGLY 2 SKOOL. AN DEN TEH LOVR,
SIGHIN LIEK FURNACE, WIF WOEFUL BALLAD

MADE 2 HIS MISTRES EYEBROW. DEN SOLDIR,
FULL OV STRANGE OATHS AN BEARDD LIEK TEH PARD,

JEALOUS IN HONOUR, SUDDEN AN QUICK IN QUARREL,
SEEKIN TEH BUBBLE REPUTASHUN

EVEN IN DA CANNONS MOUTH. AN DEN TEH JUSTICE,
IN FAIR ROUND BELLY WIF GUD CAPON LIND,

WIF EYEZ SEVERE AN BEARD OV FORMAL CUT,
FULL OV WIZE SAWS AN MODERN INSTANCEZ;

AN SO HE PLAYS HIS PART. TEH SIXTH AGE SHIFTS
INTO TEH LEAN AN SLIPPERD PANTALOON,

WIF SPECTACLEZ ON NOSE AN POUCH ON SIDE,
HIS YOUTHFUL HOSE, WELL SAVD, WURLD 2 WIDE

4 HIS SHRUNK SHANK; AN HIS HOOJ MANLY VOICE,
TURNIN AGAIN TOWARD CHILDISH TREBLE, PIPEZ

AN WHISTLEZ IN HIS SOUND. LAST SCENE OV ALL,
DAT ENDZ DIS STRANGE EVENTFUL HISTORY,

IZ SECOND CHILDISHNES AN MERE OBLIVION,
SANZ TEETH, SANZ EYEZ, SANZ TASTE, SANZ EVRYTHIN.

brianthebard

What's that from? Its....mesmerising.

GAAman

brianthebard wrote: »

What's that from? Its....mesmerising.

With a name like brianthebard i do hope thats sarcasm?

brianthebard

Dude lolcat talk could be anything...

GAAman

Heh its Shakespeare from "As you like it"

brianthebard

I recognised the first two lines, but then it got a bit...out there...

GAAman

I know, thats why i had to post it

Sharpshooter

lf you accept this , any of the above from GAAman will fit.;)

TequilaMockingBird

[Jackass]