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Hospital joke

Philush · 2008-11-28 20:17:13

a few years ago after a work accident i was laid up in hospital with very little movement and needed two nurses help every time i wanted to use the facilities,one night tho i followed through in the middle of the night after chancing a fart.couldnt face the humiliation of calling the nurse tho so i kinda rolled and…

28-11-2008 8:17pm

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Philush

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a few years ago after a work accident i was laid up in hospital with very little movement and needed two nurses help every time i wanted to use the facilities,one night tho i followed through in the middle of the night after chancing a fart.couldnt face the humiliation of calling the nurse tho so i kinda rolled and flicked, the offending material around the ward.worked grand, next morning tho when i got visitors they brought the usual, magazine flowers n a box of maltesers, being the generous sort i offered them round the ward only to be greeted with"christ no, not if they're anything like the ones you were throwing about last night"

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