The Undertakers Apprentice

foxhunter

A trainee undertaker had spent 6 months under the watchfull eye of his teacher.
The old undertaker decided to give the young man a chance to prepare a body himself to see if he had it in him to become a professional at the job.

The undertaker told the young man that he was going out for the day and that he had left a body on the table in the mortuary and it needed to be prepared for buriel by the next day.

The young man was delighted and told the undertaker he would not let him down then left the room to start his mission.
He peeled off the white sheet covering the body and found a beautifull blonde lying cold on the slab .
He started work and before he knew it the day had passed and the undertaker returned to the mortuary and asked the young man how he got on with the body.

Brilliant replied the young man but I found something strange between her legs .
What was that asked the undertaker ? A prawn answered the trainee and he showed the old man what he saw .
Thats not a prawn said the old man thats her clitoris .
Well said the young man it TASTED the very same as a prawn to me.

patmac

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
lol, good one. Couldn't blame him really it's a dead boring job anyway.
This place is getting very morbid all of a sudden, must be the recession.