Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Sexual Harassment Panda

  • 27-11-2008 4:49pm
    #1
    Zangetsu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭


    BEIJING (Reuters) - A panda at a zoo in southern China attacked a student who snuck into its pen hoping for a cuddle with the endangered bear, state media said Saturday.

    The 20-year-old male student surnamed Liu jumped over the fence at the zoo in the tourist city of Guilin, ignoring warning signs not to, Xinhua news agency said.

    "The panda, named Yangyang, was wide awake. Apparently scared by the intruder, he bit at Liu's arms and legs," it quoted an unnamed worker as saying after zoo keepers managed to calm the bear and rescue Liu, the report said.

    "Yangyang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him," Liu was quoted as saying from his hospital bed. "I didn't expect he would attack."

    Scientists believe fewer than 2,000 giant pandas live in the wild in China.



    http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE4AN5NF20081124?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69


    Hmmmm....


Comments

  • #2
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Hoping for a ride cuddle.


    Yup, never heard that one before.


  • #3
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Wait till he sees the bill for her hospital care


  • #4
    Guru Maith Agut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Guru Maith Agut


    Proving yet again that 8 out of 10 panda's prefer chinese. :D


  • #5
    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Looking for Apanda... Apanda Hugandkiss


  • #6
    Zangetsu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    Oh god...


  • Advertisement
  • #7
    PurpleBerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭PurpleBerry


    Roll Eyes Smiley you are required in the After Hours forum.

    Roll Eyes Smiley to the After Hours forum please.

    :rolleyes:


  • #8
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Reminds me of robot chicken sketch

    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=ELo5aVYG9Ec

    Skip to 6:26 and all will become clear.


  • #9
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,539 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Love... bites!


  • #10
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Thread title's are becoming so misleading.:(


  • #11
    Zangetsu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    I did that just for you...








    love me!


  • Advertisement
  • #12
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Why is it that people forget that even if it is cute, it's still a bear!


  • #13
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    The_Minister wrote: »
    Why is it that people forget that even if it is cute, it's still a bear!

    l know , l mean its there in Black and White for all to see..


  • #14
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    l know , l mean its there in Black and White for all to see..
    /Claws at eyes, gouging long furrows down his face.


  • #15
    Nerin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Pandas can't even reproduce properly on their own,so i don't think panda rape is going to take off.

    Pansys


  • #16
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Eats, shoots and leaves FTW


Advertisement