Happy Thanksgiving

Overheal

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This was a Turkey.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE WHITE BREAST.
Its hard to overwork my
stomach tractions.

Happy Thanksgiving.
We'll eat what me must,
because we can.
For the good of our mothers
who have slaved over the bread.

But theres no sense laughing
over every pisstake
we just keep on drinking
till we run out of hate
and the feuding gets done
theres an uncle to be shunned
and the turkey thats still
fúcking dry.

Im not even vasted
I'm being so neglected now
Even though you took my heart
and stuffed me.
And tore me to pieces
and chewed every piece along with wine.
As it filled you up I cried
That was my left wing you ate.
Now these yams and taters
make a beautiful side
now we're out of pecan
open the pumpkin pie
I'm still mad I got cooked
think of all the drinks you took
All the while im still
fúcking dry.

Go ahead and eat me.
Its you're fault I'm scratching up your throat
I might go down better
with cranberry juice
maybe some water.
That was a joke. Ha Ha. You're fat.
Even when you ate that cake
you had a bottle of coke.
Look at me still drying while there's vasting to do
You just pick up the vaster
thats all you have to do.
Thats all there is to it
but you wont even do it
and so this turkey is still
fúcking dry

Why the hell is this so fúcking dry
Im drinking juice and its still fúcking dry.
I cant keep eating its too fúcking dry.
While you're choking im still fúcking dry.
And when you're dead I will be fúcking dry.
fúcking dry.
fúcking dry.

♫

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brendansmith

America sux!

Jesus Wept

Merry New Year one and all!

Agent Smith

Overheal wrote: »

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TL;DR

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If more of a reason was needed not to make you a mod of After Hours, This is it.

Black Swan

Wonderful day to celebrate stealing the land from the Native Americans!

Ponster

Happy Thanksgiving !

No turkey for us tonight but I'm sure chicken goes with cranberry

Nevyn

Small pox riddled blankets for all!

Danbo!

Pics or STFU

Terry

What's thanksgiving?

Dinter

Terry wrote: »

What's thanksgiving?

It's a time when Americans everywhere gather together to give thanks for:

The American recession.
Collapse of the car industry.
War in Iraq.
War in Afghanistan.
Their stupid President.
No medical cover.
Lack of meaningful welfare system.

Ah the joys.

In$omniac

Happy Easter :P

MIN2511

Yeah, today's Thanksgiving-yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I was in the states this time last yr and Boston was fantastic, love dinner...

Hated the fact that after thanksgiving we had Turkey sandwiches for 5 days after

Gonna ask the yanks here in work, i hope someone's making dinner


HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!

Heisenberg.

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TPD

I was thinking it sounded quite portal-y.

Earthhorse

Best move on stranger.

We don't give thanks round here.

Agamemnon

I hope they make this Thanksgiving film for real, it'd be a hoot.

NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww0LFXQzoq4

Overheal

Dinter wrote: »

It's a time when Americans everywhere gather together to give thanks for:

The American recession.
Collapse of the car industry.
War in Iraq.
War in Afghanistan.
Their stupid President.
No medical cover.
Lack of meaningful welfare system.

Ah the joys.

Im driving around a Jeep Commander. Its a ****ing tank. I no longer care :cool:

mcauley

Boooooo

SV

Overheal wrote: »

Im driving around a Jeep Commander. Its a ****ing tank. I no longer care :cool:

It's slow as f*ck too.