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The Golf Game

  • 27-11-2008 12:02am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭


    Towards the end of the golf course, Jim hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

    Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

    All of a sudden.....POOF!!

    In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, 'I'm Mother Nature ! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups???

    Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!!

    Then POOF!......she was gone !!!

    After Jim recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred where are you?'

    Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the Pussy Willows.'

    Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING !!!!!'


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    :D That will teach them to stay out of the rough. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 887 ✭✭✭celticbhoy27


    hmmmmm if that were me i'd tell fred to pull hard!! whats more i'd tell the rest of the boys to give him a hand whackin away at the willows! have to be selfish in these scenarios fellas :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    Brilliant! :D


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